Relationship Table Meme

[oneirism]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME



do the thing
• using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!
• to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody).
• list pros and cons.
• post it here.
• certain disaster.

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

stolen from haven memes who stole it from mask or menace.

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Pyrrha Nikos fails at building CR

[reuser]

NAME	PROS	CONS
JAUNE ARC	The sun in her sky	pyrrha and jaune.mov (NSFW)
Ruby Rose	OP and a sweet girl besides; very energetic.	n/a 10/10
Yang Xiao Long	Fellow team mom. Would totally date if both parties were not preoccupied with other people.	n/a 10/10
Weiss Schnee	Very accomplished and forthright. Also, looks amazing in white.	n/a 10/10
Nora Valkyrie	Loyal team mate, wiser than she appears, very fierce.	n/a 10/10
Cinder Fall	Very friendly and a bit arousing. Good soup.	Possibly an undercover detective trying to find illegal activity in Beacon.
Mercury Black	Amazing shoes. Great hair.	n/a 10/10
Abe no Sousei	Kind man who has shown Pyrrha every courtesy in his own way. Great in the face area.	His pants.
Tenka Kumou	Friendly, energetic and gregarious! Also his fan is very pretty.	n/a 10/10
Hiccup Horrendous Hofferson Heimlich Horseradish the Third	Nice guy, good friend to make! Has a dragon and that's just awesome.	n/a 10/10
Astrid Hofferson	Confident and badass dragon rider/warrior. Senpai material!	n/a 10/10
Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear	Competent, kind, super good at managing a staff of several people.	n/a 10/10
Athena Cykes	Friendly and knows everything about chess! Probably a super genius.	n/a 10/10
Naoki Kashima	Genuinely nice guy, good match for Yang, someone Pyrrha is happy to consider a friend.	n/a 10/10

Leia Rolando's Magical CR Table

[journaler]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Athena/psycholawgy	- IS FINE - long pretty red hair - cool necklace - incredible friend - incredible workout partner	- needs to stop bottling things up - OPEN UP MORE PLS - tell her all about the mommy issues
Blackquill/shacklebreaker	- cool bird - cool sword	- stop being stubborn - TALK MORE - let her get to know u pls
Myriam/cardboard_journalism	- enthusiastic! so gung-ho - great coworker - fun to be around - hilarious	- ditch the box - JUST DO IT
Edgeworth/prosecutory	- looks good without a shirt - smart - any friend of athena's is a friend of hers	- quiet. 2 quiet - hard to have a conversation with sometimes - hard to get to know
Sousei/deontology	- cool sword - fights good - smart & tactical - reliable	- "stop having fun guys" - 2serious - loosen up man
Yang/flaredo	- cool motorcycle - good at painting nails - girly but also badass - fun to be around - CAT PUNS	- hasn't let her ride motorcycle in question - no that's it
IV/rebelia	- plays card games for a living - heartland city is a cute as heck name for a hometown - is actually famous! - a lot of fun - did not kill her for waking him up at 7am	- plays cardgames for a living - has not taught her how to play said cardgame yet - real name is silly
Hubert/omurice	- very capable - smart - saved her life kind of - not really but he's still cool. has cool weapons - is secretly a nerd	- RUDE - so rude - wall around his heart is 2high. friendship effort through the roof - (it'll probably be worth it)
Jude/spyrites	- best friend 4life - very smart - lips very kissable LOOKS GOOD IN A LABCOAT - always exploring his sexy side (without meaning to) - no longer throws her food at the wall when upset	- too busy for sparring time - weight of the world on his shoulders always - won't come to her for help
Milla from another Villa/souperb	- cool as a cucumber - is milla, nuff said - makes really good soup - v cute when flustered	- awkward - seems resistant to friendship - ice queen
Natalia/poised	- cute - feisty - fights good - threw a party and invited everyone - saved christmas	- cuter than me - last name 2long
Flynn/thatdamnknight	- sounds like jude - considerate - adorkable - IS A MEATLOVER - 2nice	- probably a nerd - i actually don't know yet - tba
Hinata/particularity	- good conversationalist - smart - supportive - good friend	- has a boyfriend - has not introduced said boyfriend - therefore unable to be teased about said boyfriend
Mutsu/newtimes	- saved athena's life - sassed blackquill - fights good	- ??? - doesn't know how to linebreak in texts - idk
Rei (Mars)/faithfulflame	- 2hot (hot damn) - fun at parties - secretly kicks a lot of ass - apparently able to endure extreme cold in a skirt	- disguise 2 good - hasn't told her about secret identity yet
Rock Lee/niceguypose	- YOUTH!!! - really powerful - really sweet - heart of gold	- makes curry too spicy :( - that's literally it

I PROBABLY FORGOT PEOPLE i'm so sorry if i did... just hit me up. i am not averse to adding more if i need to c:

[niceguypose]

Leia-san! Y-your words... They're too kind! Thank you!!

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And I apologize if I am too rash with my curry...

takeshi yamamoto | katekyo hitman rainbow baby boybands

[pluvial]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Gokudera Hayato	- bff for life - super smart - looks really good in tight pants - looks really good in anything tbh - actually a softie and really caring	- super stubborn - holy self-esteem issues batman - sister complex - family complex.... - doesn't like baseball :(
Natalia Lusu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear	- really, really pretty - an actual princess - can host fancy parties better than any mafioso - coughs like a fairy - actual fairy princess idk	- an actual princess - i'm not a princess - what if we did like Aladdin though - can i show her the world? - shining shimmering splendid? - tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide?? - does she like baseball?
Weiss Schee	- also really, really pretty - some kind of royalty? heiress? - really good fashion sense - secretly likes to cuddle	- stubborn like gokudera - probably comes from a really wealthy background - can we do the Aladdin thing too? - does she like baseball??
Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki	- an actual sword spirit!! - the actual spirit of ryoma's sword? - speaks like a badass - also really friendly - has a gun????? - lIKES BASEBALL	- an actual sword spirit - might be part of a harem...
Haru Kure	- nice guy, friendly - good looking too - makes good tea - seems kind of shy?? - lives w/ a house full of swords but idk if he's a sword too	- he's mutsu's master - and probably the master of the other swords - harem???
Shishiou	- also an actual sword spirit - has a lion cub - is the fur thing on his shoulder actually alive?	- also an actual sword spirit...
Owain	- really energetic!! - likes swords - and assassinations? - also eats paper	- talks like he's perpetually in the victorian era? - hero complex? - like is he actually running from assassins all the time this is important - is he part of the mafia too??

small list is small.... let me know if i missed anyone!!

[bakudanma]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Gintoki Sakata	• does good sometimes I guess • fluffy hair • that's it	• cranky too much • lazy • sort of gross • alcoholic • owes me money
Tatsuma Sakamoto	• positive • same wave length • also fluffy hair	• loud person • loud person • loud person when drunk
Shinsuke Takasugi	• buys yakult for people • nah	• wants to destroy everything • likes to destroy everything • is going to destroy everything • smells weird
Bansai Kawakami	• punk-ass glasses • plays music ok • looks like he might be a cat person	• kills people (not good) • can't hear worth a crap • too minor of a character to matter
Misaki Yata	• good straight man • seems to be a bro • trustworthy • helpful / willing to assist	• thug • steals people's gameboys probably • short tempered
Ryuko Matoi	• ambitious and headstrong • strong and rebellious • has skill, good samurai material	• very shouty and violent • runs around half naked • too much tsun and not enough dere
Tenka Kumou	• seems to care and listen • trustworthy and friendly • smells pretty, cool hair • bff material	• nothing, 10/10
Peko Pekoyama	• very pretty • strong and noble • respectful and modest	• nothing, 10/10
Hinata Hajime	• pretty nice • seems to be strong willed • smart	• stupid ass haircut
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III	• nice guy • owns a dragon • it's a cute dragon	• nothing, 10/10
Shihoudou	• nice lady, very energetic • seems to be positive • is a pretty hot granny	• too much poop • sometimes too much naked
England	• usually friendly • seems to care if you work for it • seems old fashioned which is cool	• eyebrow problems • ill-mannered when drunk
Vietnam	• pretty • seems to be nice • gossip-buddy	• still a rival
Sousei Abeno	• nice tsukkomi skills • has a neat voice • skilled	• cranky cranky cranky • I think he's mean tbh
Miles Edgeworth	• dresses nice, nice hair • that's basically it	• pretty mean
Inaba Himeko	• cute • carries a conversation • seems sweet	• nothing really, 10/10
Rock Lee	• positive and upbeat • same wave length • encouraging and nice	• there is absolutely nothing wrong with him
Naruto Uzumaki	• cooler JUMP protagonist • ninja skills • easy to talk to	• RAMEN
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu	• focused and determined • looks like a rich boy • his skin looks soft like a baby	• a little scary ngl • talks big too much
Teruteru Hanamura	• carries a conversation well • makes baller food • seems friendly	• a bit girl crazy, down boy • kinda stubborn
Gundam Tanaka	• neat character design • animal lover • willing to assist	• talks spoopy • a little weird
Tatara Totsuka	• precious cinnamon roll • too good for this world • too pure	• nothing, 10/10
Athena Cykes	• DAUGHTERRRR!!!! • cares alot, willing to help with things • plays along with the nonsense, esp when nobody ever does	• she is perfect

Mitsuru Kirijo

[invoker]

Mitsuru Kirijo	PROS	CONS
Minako Arisato	Best gal pal Cute dresser Actual Messiah	Is actually a Snorlax Dick chariot Persona Too cute for this world so she had to die
Minato Arisato	Quiet friendly guy Non threatening Comforting to be in his presense	Probably a Snorlax too Probably has a dick chariot persona too Probably died as well
Shinjiro Aragaki	Steadfast friend Cooks really well Super competent fighter	Won't admit he likes cooking Won't admit to anything, actually Super stubborn
Fuuka Yamagishi	Supportive and kind Best at computers Super cute and dresses nice	Her cooking
Pharos	Friendly kid	Creepy kid
Nonon Jakuzure	Classy lady Enjoys good music Very cultured	Who is her best friend and why does she sound like Mitsuru? Sometimes has no filter Also has no sense of volume when it comes to her conducting
Phoenix Wright	Nice guy Very astute	Is he actually a lawyer? Can't actually play the piano
Miles Edgeworth	Best dressed by far Enjoys the finer things in life	Obsessed with the colour of his suit Probably the one person stuffier than her
Vietnam	Cute fighter girl Very pretty They need to have a tea party	She's... the embodiment of a country.
Kaoru Nagumo	They've been through a lot of shit together They have a great understanding of each other	There's something off about her Super off

It's like 2AM and I've probably forgotten people so if I have, comment here and I can do a quick rundown!

fuuka yamagishi needs to get out more

[verified]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Minako Arisato	- bff for life - strong, beautiful, independent, tennis pro, good in the kitchen - caring, friendly, everything she wants to be - brighter and warmer than the sun	- literally nothing she is perfect - 10/10 would recommend - also shipped w/ shinji so u know
Mitsuru Kirijo	- cool senpai - competent, strong, great at keeping everyone in line - also really gorgeous - good at seeing the strengths in people	- can be intimidating sometimes - other than that 10/10 would recommend
Shinjiro Aragaki	- cool senpai #2 - really good at cooking - actually a really nice guy under all that beanie - can clean up nicely too	- also kind of intimidating - shipped w/ minako - other than that 10/10 would recommend
Minato Arisato	- nice guy, really chill - like super chill - also leader due to weird alt. timeline shenanigans - seems kind of sleepy??	- weird alt. timeline shenanigans??? - other than that 10/10 would recommend
Naoki Kashima	- really nice and friendly - really good looking?????? - put a shirt on - except don't because have u seen his tattoos - also really patient and charming wow - looks great w/ yang	- he's with yang - but 10/10 would recommend
Leia Rolando	- really upbeat and nice - super friendly and kind - healing magics!!!!!! - also really cute wow	- n/a??? - she's great
Jude Mathis	- nice guy, saved her from that fun house debacle - seems pretty smart - also seems like he can keep his cool in weird situations	- 10/10 would recommend
Misaki Yata	- he likes video games!!! - is also actually a nice guy under all that thug	- is he perpetually angry or is that his resting bitch face?? - still tho 10/10
Priest	- he's old????	- he's old - really creepy - actually not a priest but a sexual predator - 0/10 would never recommend

i probably forgot people again... hit me up if i missed you!

Rei Hino, Our Lady of Grump

[faithfulflame]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Minako Aino	-My best friend -incredibly attractive -I have no secrets from her -Teammates -Understands me like no one else	-A little airheaded sometimes -A little loud sometimes -A little too derpy sometimes -Still beautiful, and not sure she feels that way about me.
Athena Cykes	-Adorable hair -Good sense of fashion -Clearly ambitious and driven -Cute as a button	-A little nonsensical at times -A little too loud sometimes -Is a lawyer? (maybe good or bad)
Anna	-Cute -Cheerful -Old Fashioned -Easy to talk to -Spunky!	-A little too loud -Hasn't told me she's a princess yet -Cannot cook!
Abe no Sousei	-Dutiful -Intelligent -Friendly to me -Good at fighting -Funny	-More serious than the Outers -Older by a century -Honorbound -Weird sense of fashion
Rock Lee	-Cute -Cheerful -Easy to talk to -Spunky!	-A little too loud -Only Knows Mars -That jumpsuit...
Yosuke Hanamura	-Dutiful -Cheerful -Easy to talk to -Trustworthy -Good at fighting -Funny	-A pervert -Clearly likes Chie -Is just plain weird
Leia Rolando	-Pretty -Clearly intelligent and magical -Easy to talk to -Spunky!	-Don't know her well enough -Hasn't learned my identity yet
Archer	-Dutiful -Excellent cook -Easy to talk to -Handsome -Funny	-More serious than the Outers -Seems involved with someone...? -Is some sort of servant? -Weird sense of fashion
Okita Souji	-Pretty -Clearly intelligent -Easy to talk to -Funny!	-Is a historical figure -Has Tuberculosis -Is something of a berserker
Ruby	-Dutiful -Easy to talk to -Cute as all hell -Probably doesn't know she's that pretty -Funny	-As awkward as Ami-chan at times -Weird sense of fashion
Mercury Black	-None	-Is a pain -0/10 Do Not Recommend -Is something of a pest even on a good day
Phoenix Wright	-Dutiful -Easy to talk to -Clearly a good dad -Funny -Respectworthy	-A little awkward -Weird sense of fashion
Oz	-Pretty fun to be around -Extremely talkative -Doesn't make me feel awkward -Excellent chooser of sweets -Helped me open up presents with string	-Is a little young -Is a little stubborn -Is a friendship barnacle
Heung-Soo	-Kinda cute if you squint? -Easy to talk to -Funny -Respectworthy	-A little awkward -Weird sense of fashion -Doesn't share his feelings well, and coming from me that's saying something
Ryuko	-Pretty fun to be around -Extremely attractive -Doesn't make me feel awkward -Magical Girl Maybe?	-Is a little vulgar -Has a living costume
Inaba Himiko	-Really quite pretty -Easy to talk to -Funny in a morbid way	-A little awkward -Taken -Doesn't share her feelings well, and isn't very open...
Cliff	-Pretty fun to be around -Big, strong -Doesn't make me feel awkward -A goof -Weeeeeird	-Is a little vulgar -May be an alien...

tenka kumou || that one single dad in the romcoms

[sunshrouded]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Sousei	none obviously goodbye (so how long have you been married)	asshole shithead fucking hell
Sano	shinsengumi captain part of the brosquare hilarious when drunk	what happens when you put together two guys with communication issues nothing literally nothing, they just sit there all sad
Shinpachi	musclehead honestly a really good guy part of the brosquare true bro	musclehead makes me carry him home how many rounds of gay chicken all these cons are bromantic af
Shirasu	married for ten years	WHAT A SHITTY DIVORCE
Souza	sword waifu pretty boy good cook good cuddler reminiscent of a flamingo	so sad don’t be sad come into tenka’s arms sssshhhhh (familyzoned)
Kousetsu	also the eldest of three endearingly bumbling through the world another pretty boy what a good sword bro	reminiscent of sousei that’s really weird honestly the big one (familyzoned)
Kaoru	BAE sO CUTE send help tenka is dying of dokis someone throw him a life raft HELP	idk, ask sousei
Katsura	soft hair another pretty boy weirdly endearing be my friend forever	McCeres???? did you hand my law enforcement partner your wanted poster katsura………………. (familyzoned)
Hirari	he’s an ok swordsman that’s about it	rude as shit apparently his soul gets recycled at least that’s proof he isn’t complete trash
Kagemitsu	ancestor!!!! the o.g. kumou does that mean he’s the sunniest of all	ancestor?????? SCREAMS INCEST FROM THE ROOFTOPS
Botan	honest eyes whoa she’s pretty so much fond here best teacher award goes to	how do you feel about chuutarou apparently with hirari i’m sorry botan-sensei u deserve better
Vietnam	whoa she’s cool a kindred spirit in the world of politics honestly really cute and elegant	suffers from foot in mouth syndrome ????? idk anything else will get back to u
Saitou	shinsengumi captain probably a bro like shinpachi and sano will this become a bropentagon AGGRESSIVELY BEFRIENDS	sounds like sousei that’s it that’s the big one
Soramaru	best little brother best cooking ever will eventually be the best everything like a beautiful kickass butterfly	YELLS aggressively anikis (like the most familyzoned)
Chuutarou	best littlest brother tries the hardest at literally everything will also eventually be the best everything the hero worship is strong with this one	SCREAMS aggressively anikis (like the most familyzoned)
Sayo	what a cute sword child don’t worry aniki will teach you the ways of the world all will be good	SCREAMS MORE revenge???? no……….. souza and kousetsu’s little brother he’s so cute and small and needs to be aniki’d (familyzoned)
Peko	she’s so great and loyal honestly what a sweetheart also a swordsman?? wow she’s got everything that’s his girl!!!!!	CONTINUES TO YELL accept me in your heart as your aniki (familyzoned)
Kuzuryuu	the little mafioso that could honestly not a bad kid though aniki’s rooting for you!!!!	YELLS FOREVER oh but also work on your temper one day we will be proper brothers (familyzoned)
Hinata	what an egghead but he’s got such a good heart too and cares about his friends it almost makes his aniki cry	YELLS INTO THE SUN honestly like one of the first adoptees but really just let me take care of u forever even though ur a little shit (familyzoned)
Oona	sweet precious mermaid baby girl she’s so cute and endearing i’ll be your one man defense squad protect oona at all costs	AND THE YELLING ABOUT FAMILY CONTINUES stop trying to marry my brothers btw that is also incest (familyzoned)
Mary	sweet medusa??? baby???? girl look she’s still really cute and is honestly one of the bravest tenka ever knows come into aniki’s arms, sweetie	YELLING ABOUT INCEST INTENSIFIES ok but for real tho what have you been reading what is the definition of partners the cause of tenka’s existential crisis (familyzoned)
Lily	sweet baby girl (with optional murderous dog attachment) what a precious though literally so happy and makes tenka happy and the happiness cycle continues	YELLING ABOUT INCEST CONCLUDES honey, no killing honey………… (familyzoned)
Jaune	owl-kun anyone who wants to support their partner and be a hero is worthy of respect	SCREAMING ABOUT FAMILY STARTS UP AGAIN not officially adopted yet but it’s gonna happen also owl-kun (familyzoned)
Pyrrha	honestly is there anything she’s not good at like serious consideration here she’s pretty wonderful makes wonderful tacos among other skills	YELLS ABOUT FAMILY DIES FINISHES UP ONCE MORE but really though she’s been adopted (familyzoned)

OH OH and I forgot to mention but if there's anyone that slipped my mind here and wants tenka's opinion on their character, hit me up and i'll add!!!!

athena cykes knows so many people

[psycholawgy]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Phoenix Wright	• HAS COOL HAIR • practically saved her life once • easy to pick on	• he's… her boss • also two decades older • makes her scrub toilets tHAT'S NO FUN • slavedriver
Trucy Wright	• CUTE AS FUQ • has magic panties who doesn't like magic panties • MAGIC	• is her boss' daughter C'MON
Pearl Fey	• ALSO CUTE AS HELL • look at that hair • super helpful and smart	• workplace buddies THIS SHIT WILL NEVER END WELL • rival for penguin affection (it's not cool yo)
Simon Blackquill	• bffbffbff • easily toppable • went to jail for her??? • why is he so dumb though (still the best) • OKAY MAYBE HE'S NICE… • and you can tell him anything • and takes care of athena • … ew	• god stop figuring people out • dumb • why so tall • stupid simon • stop being a jerk!! • DUMB • WENT TO JAIL FOR HER???
Miles Edgeworth	• so smart • totes a hero • no rly thanks for taking care of simon	• is probably 50 years old c'mon
Ryuko Matoi	• hey sister soul sister • so reliable and responsible • one of the best people ever no contest	• gets into fights a lot • STOP LYING • cares for athena too much gawd
Koutarou Katsura	• that hair be great doe • kind and loving • totally funny	• breaks and enters… • sometimes nobody knows what you're talking about yo • maybe if he didn't talk about Elizabeth so much
Ai Thao Kha	• TWO FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES THREAD that's all • shopping buddy • absolutely adorable	• none gurl you're perf
Kaoru Nagumo	• SO BEAUTIFUL • SO NICE • uguu	• none stay that way forever • (actually no, kaoru is a walking lie)
Shirou Emiya	• another bff • easy to talk to • NO JUST POUR EVERYTHING OUT	• has a girlfriend...
Archer	• OTHER BFF athena sure has a lot of this • is actually super awesome • and is just too shy to show it	• too negative • always brings himself down • why can't he say anything good about himself • and others • STUPID ARCHER • also made her friend cry • and beat up her other friend • seriously • oh he made her cry like, three or five times by now
Misaki Yata	• VIVID SENPAI • totes cool • easy to get along with	• yo why are you so short though • no jk yata is perf 10/10
Myriam Scuttlebutt	• JUDGE IN THE MAKING • smart!!! • actually has a good heart	• needs to learn about !!! FRIENDSHIP !!! • take that box off gurl
Maya Fey	• BOSS LADY • so cool and friendly • funny and cute	• NONE LET'S GO OUT
Larry Butz	• i… no…	• he's the Butz
Peko Pekoyama	• friendly • gentle • dependable	• TOO QUIET • no srsly please talk a little more
Rock Lee	• INTENSE • has a good heart • so energetic and positive, it's contagious! • RIVAL!!!!!	• INTENSE • also flosses in public C'MON SON
Vietnam	• saved her life • COOKS SO WELL • beautiful uwu	• none pls take me now senpai
Nonon Jakuzure	• absolutely adorable • loves music!! • IS RYUKO'S FRIEND	• kind of bratty • insults people a lot and that's just not cool :(
Rei Hino	• got her drunk that one time • SMART AND MATURE totes a model person • is a real magical girl (not that Athena knows it yet BUT THAT IS STILL HELLA COOL)	• is a bit too serious • that's p. much it
Leia Rolando	• GURL YOU ARE SO CUTE • A GREAT FRIEND • can put up with athena's antics • athena'll wipe the floor with your face don't ever forget, leia!!!!!	• YOU STAY EXACTLY AS YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECT
Rin Tohsaka	• cute pigtails	• christ why are you so intimidating • ALSO THAT ONE TIME SHE SPAMMED ATHENA'S INBOX WITH SCARY CHAINMAIL AT 3AM • talks too much!!!!!!!!!
Sakura Matou	• great cook • Shirou's girlfriend!!! • is probably one of the nicest girls ever	• why so shy though • BREAK FREE • also taken so that's a con
Saya Konohana	• ABSOLUTE CUTIE • has a good heart	• too meek • Yata seems to like her so off the table!!!
Yang Xiao Long	•is pretty much Athena, just in different clothing	• is a good pillow fight…er. IT'S THREATENING • that's it YANG IS PERF be more like athena pls
Naoki Kashima	• why are you so nice though • really!! SO PLEASANT • please tell athena who your girlfriend is already??? • THANK YOU FOR THE DOLPHIN	• NEEDS TO TALK MORE • come show doctor athena where yang touched you
Shirasu Kinjou	• looks dashing in a suit • was her servant for a day • so respectful and polite	• NOTHING???? no rly
Tenka Kumou	• omg is an alligator • WHY ARE YOU SO FRIENDLY THOUGH • loyal disciple in emoticon school	• omg is an alligator • and simon picks on her because of it!!! god!!!!
Gareki	• A STAR!!!	• scares the beejesus out of her • why would you give someone the 50 shades series as a gift • HOW ARE YOU ONLY 15 THO
Himeko Inaba	• smart • easy to talk to	• difficult to read
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu	• PEKO'S FRIEND • … that's p. much it	• is in the mafia??? • shit boy that's scary • HE'S SCARY • also short
Manfred von Karma	• are there any, though • from the same world as her!! though they don't know it yet	• scary as hell even though she's only communicated with him through text • GOTTA SPAM HIS INBOX MORE
Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki	• saved her life once • no that says a lot already • she still needs to repay him for his kindness!! • also thinks simon is suspicious iT'S FUNNY	• why you say anything bad about him
Horikawa Kunihiro	• SAVED HER LIFE • wants to see her smile?!?!?!? • WHAT A GENTLEMAN keep the compliments raining • CALLED HER "MY LADY" uwooooo	• NO
Pyrrha Nikos	• is some kind of fighter, and that's really cool • studying to save the world!! • has a good figure ;o	• SILENCE, YOU. there's nothing wrong with her at all.
Jaune Arc	• cares a lot about his friends • kind of dorky, and it's funny • easy to get along with	• seems like a nerd to me

oh god I'm 100% sure a lot of people were missed but LET ME KNOW AND I WILL ADD YOU

Nonon Jakuzure And Her Technicolor Dream CR

[shikisha]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ryuko Matoi	- strong - surprisingly trustworthy - ...not the worst person to be around - hot	- her annoying attitude - impossible to get along with - her stupid attractive face - her sense of style - worst house guest - basically everything else
Myriam Scuttlebutt	- knows greatness when she sees it - ethical - friendly	- wont take bribes - the cardboard - too inquisitive for her own good!
Patchouli Knowledge	- taste in music - taste in fashion - quick witted	- annoying - stuffy - why does she even want to be friends with her?
Cinder Fall	- hot - attractive - black haired - mesmerizing	- she's actually evil
Kyouko Kirigiri	- sense of style - those gloves - mysterious	- nothing really so far could be more exciting
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu	- dresses well for a boy - quick witted - he's fun to tease	- obnoxious boy - yakuza - needs to learn how to address her properly as Jakuzure-sama!
Athena Cykes	- so friendly - hardworking - ryuko's friend	- ryuko's friend - easily annoyed - strange??
Rock Lee	- easy to get along with - enthusiastic and loud - ryuko's friend	- ryuko's friend - enthusiastic and loud
Mitsuru Kijiro	- good taste all around - that hair - a lot in common - ...hot.	- NONE.
Archer	- none at all	- everything about him

Lots of other people I'm still excited to build CR with that didn't come up in here, sorry for leaving anyone out!

natalia l.k. lanvaldear | tales of fUCK THIS IS LONG

[poised]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Yang	how does one describe Yang Xiao Long i heard her hair was insured for 10,000 credits i hear she does motorcycle commercials….. in ViViD etc etc you know how this meme goes bestie is flawless (she woke up like that)	nothing yang is perfect Natalia will fight you over this
Archer	excellent chef the muscles help too also spoils her with personalized weapons for gifts perfect suitor tbh	except for the part where he talks why can’t he make food and stand there and look good why does he have to have shitty opinions why this
Anise	well she has a cute face most of the time	it’s a shame about her personality tiny little gald digger so unbecoming!
Koujaku	probably the best hair stylist she’s ever had also such a good bestie excellent for cuddling and watching chick flicks and crying in general also easy to boss around listen that’s a perk, chicks dig that	EMBARRASSING but also why are you so sad, bestie don’t be sad anymore :c
Edgeworth	incredibly knowledgeable about taxes also in general but a very level-headed person!! quite excellent	isn’t he like 35 or internally 60 years old what a shame
Yata	laughs into the sun very knowledgeable about the Thug Life excellent teacher (no, not really) slowly getting better with women sort of!!	do you doubt her skills?! also prone to foul language but perhaps that’s just a culture thing please be her thug senpai
Oz	so endearing!! what a precious friend her partner in discovering more about the secret tea making society eccentric nobles unite	is he really a noble tho? seems rather… unorthodox…. oh whatever he’s cute
Rock Lee	sO SUPPORTIVE he’s so happy what the fuck how do you even exist precious cinnamon roll, protect rock at all costs	TOO MUCH BURNING SOUL SHE CAN’T KEEP UP THAT NEVER HAPPENS
Rin	*cricket noises* she tries very hard for the people she cares about? (probably)	crude crass no care for privacy augh
Naruto	well he doesn’t look bad half-naked RECORD SCRATCH that is to say he is a good…. fr….iend…..	why was he half-naked
Vietnam	amazing florist wonderful advice giver! such beautiful manicures and beautiful concern for her people!	hm that is a good question
Shirou	not a bad housemaid otherwise very earnest not a bad person, at the very least	got himself locked in her bathroom that’s not very attractive
Sakura	she seems like a very cute girlfriend!! beautiful cook also clearly has a distaste for archer natalia feels u, girl	and she’s dating shirou? o….k……
Shinjiro	very knowledgeable about spam mail also gave her free spa stuff that one time listen he just seems like a good person	but also he knocked her down one time (admittedly she did give him a kiss) (ok nvm let’s not talk about it)
Shuu	precious baby brother (natalia, no) can honestly get away with so much because he calls her ‘onee-chan’ bye	UM HE DID TRY TO STRANGLE SEREN ONCE shit
Totsuka	sweet complimentary (and maybe sometimes too much) photography!!! honestly a really good person	did you make a creepy doll of me oh my god also stop getting into trouble also stop making her worry about you also sTOP YOUR EVERYTHING
Zara	what a wonderful gentleman surprisingly smooth like well good job, sir honestly a good friend someone that she can rely on	apparently still not over the princess thing c’mon it’s not that big of a deal calm down
Jade	NOTHING	EVERYTHING
Flynn	he seems like Guy but without the gynophobia	he seems like Guy but without the gynophobia that sounds so dangerous stay away, you inevitable accidental Casanova!!
Leia	another healer!!! v important very courageous!! whoa amazing what a lovely young lady	*cricket noises* i hm ?????
Mutsu	so much energy!! so supportive!! also yeah muscles and strength in his favor BUT MOSTLY SO ENDEARING	still a slight communication barrier y’know, like his name also a puppy is a big responsibility does she need to take him on walks?
Mitsu (CCP)	he’s a very snappy dresser this is very important also so confident!! that’s also a plus good on you, well-dressed sword	what happens when you put two overly confident people together do you choose to interpret the results as fireworks or explosions?
Richter	he has good intentions	everything else what a rude person! she can take care of herself, thank you very much!! you’re Dismissed
Cyrus	has a good heart well okay probably not literally, he seems to have a lot of health problems but has good… intentions….	aforementioned health problems fret fret fret fuss fuss
Ruby	Yang’s little sister!! honestly very cute and perky what a lovely young lady	Yang’s little sister…. she’s still very cute but apparently does not like parties? why this
Pyrrha	another friend of Yang and Ruby’s apparently knowledgeable about Christmas!! another lovely young lady	none to be found yet a++, miss pyrrha
Yamamoto	that rice porridge tho 10/10 would keep as personal chef also generally very well-meaning and kind	isn’t he like 12 he seems young……..
Kaneki	apparently a quick learner?? you didn’t seem like a beginner dancer, sir honestly a very sweet person though intently befriends!!!!	opens mouth closes mouth ????? none to be found at the moment
Naoki	Yang’s boyfriend! honestly not a bad dancer though more cheerful people are always appreciated has so far passed the Best Friend test	Yang’s boyfriend. check yoself before you wreck yoself, buddy she’s got the eyes of a HAWK
Masamune	not actually a dragon but apparently skilled enough to wield six swords? also down to go through Natalia’s Movie-cation brave soul indeed	not actually a dragon very misleading

SIR INTEGRA FAIRBROOK WINGATES HELLSING needs to get out more...

[fairbrook]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Rip van Winkle	• Is a Nazi Vampire and has no redeeming qualities.	• Literal Nazi Vampire. • Needs to stop flirting with her. • Seriously done with this shit.
Schrödinger	• Is a Nazi Werecat and has no redeeming qualities.	• nazipunksfuckoff.wav • Is the literal embodiment of Schrödinger's cat. • Needs to stop stalking her. • Erased her vampire's existence and perpetually done with Nazis.
Phoenix Wright	• Terribly apt. • Patient with her. • Annoyingly sweet. • Feels calmed by his presence 95% of the time. • Witty and enjoyed the tea she made him?	• Who in their right mind would want to spend time with her, tho???? • Doesn't remember her from Ruby City. • Does not deserve this Nazi Vampire bullshit.
Simon Blackquill	• Reminds her of Alucard. • Cute burd.	• Reminds her of Alucard. • Dismissed her Nazi Vampire claims. • Dismisses her occultism entirely. • Subordinate.
TAKA	• Makes Blackquill tolerable. • Cute.	• TAKA IS A BURD AND HAS NO FAULTS.
Rock Lee	• Dedicated. • Earnest.	• Intense. • Self-sacrificing to a fault (reminds Integra of herself in that regard). • Questions herself if he's actually real.
Rei Hino	• Agreeable. • Knowledgeable. • Morbid. • Doesn't hate her?	• Flaws yet to be determined.
Pearl Fey	• Precocious. • Dedicated. • Occultist bro.	• Doesn't seem to remember her from Ruby City. • Please stop shipping her with people, das creepy.
Archer	• No known redeeming qualities.	• Everything. • Clearly has no idea how to parent children.
Yuusei Fudo	• Seems agreeable. • Reserved, good kid. • Doesn't hate him?	• Flaws yet to be determined.
Miles Edgeworth	• Straight-laced. • Clever. • Agreeable. • Dependable.	• Subordinate.
Jade Curtiss	• Seems agreeable. • Witty. • Doesn't hate him?	• Subordinate.
Cain Hargreaves	• No known redeeming qualities.	• Subordinate. • wOW WHAT A BRAT.

Archer is a butt

[swordboning]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ai Thao	-can at least get serious -has decent taste in food -quick learner -doesn't have stupid fantasies	-cries easily -hopelessly naive -should probably be overweight
Athena Cykes	-understanding -ruthlessly nice (should be a con but ruthless is ok) -hides a slight potential for being serious -at least somewhat decent looking	-cries more easily than Ai -stupidly nosy -can tell when I'm not telling the full truth -that is actually ridiculously annoying -grow up -looks to Shirou for help
Mary Kozakura	-cute -in a younger sister way -stupidly naive enough to cause a smile	-very stupidly naive -fighting doesn't work like that
Maya Fey	-has decent taste in food -that's about it	-literally everything else -another person who has a bafflingly high metabolism
Natalia Baron von Toolongname	-understanding -has a reasonable outlook not attached to idiotic ideals -knows high quality work when she sees it -would look good if she smiled more -fellow archer	-constant frown of disapproval -burns water -probably dreams of a utopia -thankfully she keeps it to herself -cheese isn't that great -treats Shirou like a non-moron
Rei Hino	-thankfully serious -rather Japanese	-you've got too much to learn
Rin Tohsaka	-skilled -good looking -a Master that fits my personality -this list should be longer since I'm dating her -padding to make it look decent size when she skims -reasonable ideals and outlooks -is a goalsetter and is motivated -the above should be two pros	-get more friends -smile more
Rock Lee	-no	-dumb -idiotic -idealistic -just about everything I hate in a person -Rin likes you for some reason
Ruby	-at least can talk weapons properly with -that's about it	-ridiculously stupid -far too much energy -wouldn't be surprised if she's part of the Overactive Metabolism Alliance
Ryuko Matoi	-a strong fighter -understands that heroes are crap -still tries to keep things balanced	-needs a new battle outfit -needs to be less angry -understand when people are trying to help -needs an ego deflation despite what she'd say to the contrary
Sakura Matou	(mysteriously empty)	(also mysteriously empty)
Shirou Emiya	-hmph	-just about everything -has given up heroism so that should be a pro but he doesn't deserve pros
Simon Blackquill	-enjoys swords -is a man of action -reasonable -no idiotic ideas on heroism or saving people -would probably empathize with others in a similar situation	-has honor and pride -is a prosecutor
Vietnam	-understands good weapons -good taste in food	-lacking a bit in the brain area

If someone wants in on it, punch me. I HAVE A HARD TIME KEEPING TRACK

[feytality]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Phoenix Wright	-Feeds her -Pearl ships it?!	-Would feed her anyway -PEARL SHIPS IT?! -he's like twice her age and her sidekick no.....
Pearl Fey	-THE MOST AMAZING CUTEST SMARTEST PRODIGY COUSIN EVER WHO COULD TOTALLY BE PRESIDENT	-(NOT SO) BABBY COUSIN NO
Athena Cykes	-BEST SIDEKICK EVER -cute and smart and strong and energetic and fun and great?! -could totally kick everyone's ass	-PLOT CONVENIENT AMNESIA OF OUR PROFOUND MURDER HISTORY 8( -aside from that nothing let's go out
Miles Edgeworth	-would feed her probably -COULD TOTALLY MAKE HIM GO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOP -Rich -In desperate need of a cute girl to melt his heart and show him the power of FUN	-isn't he like 90 -please learn to dress yourself in things other than doilies
Larry Butz	-Would probably score her samurai dogs?! -Nick's reaction would be hilarious	-Literally nothing else he's Larry Butz
Trucy Wright	-ADORABLE AND CAN DO MAGIC -Could totally use Zara in a magic trick?!	-NICK'S DAUGHTER?! (???)
Simon Blackquill	-Has a cute birdy -Would probably cosplay with me -Athena's sidekick, kinda cool maybe? -Is already bending to my will with ease	-the bird is tsun and attacked me 8( -isn't he like 90 -I can't date him I need to friendship him into submission like all tall, dark, broody jerks
Aura Blackquill	-PRETTY -ROBOT WHISPERER?	-SCARY -also twice my age probably
Manfred Von Karma	-LITERALLY NOTHING	-LITERALLY EVERYTHING
Yuyuko Saigyouji	-Large tracts of land -BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AND AWESOME -APPRECIATES FOOD ALMOST AS MUCH AS ME	-She's already died for me twice at this point we'd just be pushing it -Can you even make out with ghosts -ALSO LIKE A BIG SISTER???
Peko Pekoyama	-yes.	-I can never make Peko happy because that smile is terrifying
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu	-hilarious in all the right ways -FUN TO TEASE -SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL JERK WITH A HEART OF GOLD -it wouldn't be boring??	-that mafia thing is kinda awkward -Peko would probably literally kill me -PLOT CONVENIENT AMNESIA 8(
Archer	-Fed me once	-Only fed me once
Zara McBugsBunny	-pretty boy -Could totally be used by Trucy in a magic trick -Can probably jump really high	-carrots are a dealbreaker
Vietnam	-CUTE AND ENERGETIC -totally got into barfights -PRESENTS ////	-none let's hook up
Kaoru Nagumo	-ALMOST AS CUTE OF A GIRL AS ME -MURDER MENTOR IN ANOTHER LIFE?! -Could totally do my hair and makeup	-awwwwwwwkward

I'm sure I forgot people so please kick me if so and I will edit

Miles Edgeworth: He doesn't build CR, CR builds him

[prosecutory]

LET ME KNOW IF I FORGOT SOMEONE I will add them with all the force of a great typhoon

NAME	PROS	CONS
Phoenix Wright	SAVED MY LIFE ONCE Believes in people, justice, and truth Somehow bluffs his way to the right verdict Persistent and single-minded in a good way I GUESS ...he dresses better now	CAN'T YOU USE LOGIC LIKE REAL LAWYERS Do you still bluff wow Pls set a good example for your colleagues I hope you stopped depending on your dead boss to bail you out
Larry Butz	Another one of those pesky childhood friends Means well, is a...good...person Actually helpful when he's not messing things up AN ARTEEST	But mostly he messes things up WAY TOO GIRL-CRAZY calm down sir Why are we friends again NO REALLY WHY ARE WE FRIENDS
Maya Fey	Helped Wright save me Stronger than you think Always cheerful despite all the stuff she gets into GOOD TASTE IN TV SHOWS	Why are you always in trouble Why do you sometimes not make sense, is this Wright's fault I'M NOT BUYING ANY MORE SNACKS FOR YOU
Pearl Fey	Sweet; the well-behaved, well-mannered Fey Also a strong type Very thoughtful a-awww thank you for the CYbuddy	Why are we talking about his heart, what is wrong with it HE DOESN'T NEED A DATE K
Kay Faraday	Very optimistic and cheerful Actually a big help in investigations (not just because of Little Thief of course) She grew up well despite her daddy issues	Cheeky, why are you always so cheeky Take the investigation seriously AND DON'T STEAL ANYTHING EXCEPT THE TRUTH And no more running into trouble, gosh!!! Teenage girls these days.
Trucy Wright	Best niece ever What a sweet girl, so good to her uncle Miles	Don't forget to pay attention to your studies, not just magic pls And no more chain letters WRIGHT I HOPE YOU'RE RAISING HER (W)RIGHT
Manfred von Karma	A god of prosecution Well, he didn't lose for 40 years Taught me everything I know	Taught me every underhanded trick in the book RUINED MY LIFE YOU KILLED MY FATHER THEN WANTED TO SEND ME TO JAIL LEAVE ME ALONE AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE
Simon Blackquill	Prosecutorbro, my future kouhai Also a fellow sword nerd and samurai nerd RAH RAH RAD BROMANCE	WAIT WAIT HE WAS IN PRISON AND HE COULD PROSECUTE FUTURE ME, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW
Aura Blackquill	Looks like she has her ducks in a row Doesn't mince words	...I feel bad for those robots Who are these future people and why do they know me
Myriam Scuttlebutt	A...driven young woman in a box Passionate about journalism	What's with the box ARE YOU RELATED TO LOTTA HART OR NICOLE SWIFT Please don't be like them
Abe no Sousei	Sword sensei Fellow levelheaded tea-drinking sword nerd (what a pretty sword) Takes no nonsense, you do not mess with the Sousei	Why aren't there more people like him
Sir Integra Hellsing	Always gets down to business Another no-nonsense type	Knows me from another world, IDK this is weird (look who's talking) What else does she know about me DUN DUN DUN
Yang Xiao Long	Energetic, passionate, not easily fazed A solid fighter Really, really friendly...how does she do that	Stop speaking to him in riddles, why should he show himself off more HE'S NOT OLD!!! And don't make him worry or his hair will become grayer
Ruby Rose	Nice enough Also very experienced with fighting despite being bitty ...she really IS Yang's sister	...we'll have to get to know each other over again but okay I'm sorry I kind of know a bit about your past though
Kaoru Nagumo	Super polite, helpful and respectful WHAT A NICE LADY (!!!) Has a lot of Opinions about CERES but doesn't fly off the handle	Edgeworth no You don't even know
England	Classy gentleman Very discreet, keeps secrets when told TEA TEA TEA TEA TEA all day erryday	Never change, bro, never change.
Hajime Hinata	INVESTIGATION BUDDY Levelheaded, smart, knows the CRAU lyfe well	Yeah uh that one time during the tarot card event...that was weird
Nagito Komaeda	Calm Hinata's partner-in-crime only they don't commit crimes, ergo a friend of Hinata is a friend of mine CRAU lyfe unite	Sometimes I think he's TOO cheerful for someone of the CRAU lyfe
Archer	A very talented cook and weapon maker Pretty outspoken, doesn't give too much of a hoot about other people's opinions	Why does he hate Shirou so much
Shirou Emiya	OBEDIENT JUSTICE BRO AND LAW STUDENT Also a good cook Nice, helpful, generally an okay kid	I DON'T KNOW WHY ARCHER HATES HIM??
Peko Pekoyama	SUPER SWORDSMAN Calm under pressure especially during srs bsns mission things	None that I can think of at the moment. Well, we haven't talked all that much.
Natalia L.K. Lanvaldear	Knows her governing-a-state stuff Organized, helpful, skilled in healing and combat arts Prim and proper princess (Why can't Ace Assistants be more like you)	...hon you need to learn how to cook and make tea properly
Anise Tatlin	She did bake cookies for me that one time	Easily excitable Potentially a trouble magnet but maybe that's just my Ace Assistant sense tingling
Milla	Strong, rational, not given to emotional outbursts But is a good person, defs	y u so cold OKAY THAT TAROT THING DIDN'T HAPPEN, RIGHT RIGHT
Misaki Yata	Bold, takes action Gets down to business when he has to Likes samurai, always a plus	WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF GHOSTS THEY'RE NOT EVEN REAL Brash, rude, calls me Frills, why
Saya Konohana	Reserved, respectful young lady Also thoughtful	How long have you been here, why do you still get lost ...how is it that you know Yata
Go Nam Soon	Not a bad kid, really Someone to talk to about Cerealia going banaynay as always and is laid-back about that. The talking to him thing.	Lazy, sometimes a little grumpy JUST CHANGE YOUR JOB ALREADY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT
Park Heung Soo	We share many of the same views about this crazy place Levelheaded despite being quite vocal about that (not that being vocal is a bad thing) At least he's not as nap-prone as Nam Soon	He probably things my story is weird (then again, CRAU lyfe is always weird)
Elliot Nightray	Listened to my story about CRAU lyfe without flipping out or telling me I'm insane Potential sword bro	IDK yet, we've only ran into each other twice
Oz Vessalius	HAPPY PEPPY KID but isn't dumb Always tries to do something whenever things happen in Cerealand Looks out for people he knows	I feel like he's the type to get himself into trouble, please don't
Ryuko Matoi	Wants to CHANGE THINGS here especially because CERES is such a butt and we totally agree on that	That fake smile at the juice place is obvs fake Seems to have a fiery attitude, I hope she reins that in
Anna	Exceedingly friendly Inquisitive, like with swords	REALLY REALLY FRIENDLY...and pops out of nowhere like SURPRISE, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT HEART ATTACK
Rei Hino	A respectful, proper young lady Eager to learn the WAYS OF THE SWORD Seems to obey the rules	LOOK HE WAS JUST TRYING TO IMPOSE ORDER DURING NATALIA'S BALL sorry about the glare
Himeko Inaba	Perceptive for someone of her age Possibly also the smart kind	Please take care of yourself so you don't faint again Seems rather distant (but it's not that bad a thing, really)
Tieria Erde	Straitlaced young man who knows all about the future, as in the FUTURE future, not...future Japanifornia	IDK, we just introduced ourselves But I wonder if he would consider another hairstyle
Mabel Pines	Nice kid, extremely friendly, quick to make up for the time she acted like a dog and bit people and did dog things	I have this inexplicable urge to protect her from danger, CERES why do you do this to kids
Mitsuru Kirijo	Classy, well-mannered 10/10, would always have tea and intellectual conversations with Why don't girls grow up to be like this	...there was that time she tried to hit on him THANKS TAROT CARDS
Leia Rolando	Knows how to take care of herself (i.e. exercises everyday) Friendly enough, but not in a smothering way	If she's working with Myriam, let's hope she doesn't go the way of the Lotta Hart
Butch Cassidy	A man used to adventure and that sort of thing; experienced in that realm Skilled in combat	Might be taking that adventuring thing a bit too seriously?
Oona	Very generous, remember that time she was giving out jewelry Might be fascinating to know about how justice works with her people since she's not human and all that	Clearly doesn't like humans very much WHY WOULD YOU KILL PEOPLE, THAT'S BAD but okay self-defense is a viable defense??
Rock Lee	Whoa man where does all that energy come from Someone who reminds him a bit of Death City because of people he met there	WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN NO I DON'T WANT MY OWN GREEN JUMPSUIT
Katsura Koutarou	A...businessman... At least he takes being given leadership of McCERES seriously, sort of	YOUR BUSINESS-ING NEEDS IMPROVEMENT THOUGH STOP PUTTING FLIERS ALL OVER MY SPAAAACE
Athena Cykes	Another one of those ridiculously young lawyers She knows a lot of things that aren't law; ergo she is well-rounded SHE CAN TEACH ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FIGHTING kyaa sensei Adjusting pretty well to cerealand despite the lack of CRAU	STOP FLIPPING PEOPLE (and robots) they just want to be friends!!! Most of the time. If they don't, flip away. ...still not going to call you sensei Boy, you take after Wright

Myriam Scuttlebutt is in a cardboard box of emotion.

[cardboard_journalism]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Athena Cykes	+Closest thing to a friend from her world. +Kind and considerate. +Talkative, good source of scoops! +Saved her from making the biggest mistake of her life and condemning Juniper Woods to prison, along with snapping her out of following Prof. Means dumb philosophy.	-Being invested in a friendship is weird! -Guilted her over the gossip column. -Friends with Archer. >(
Leia Rolando	+Joined the Cerealia Times! +Fellow journalist solidarity! +Stylish hat! +Kind. +Good friend. +Might join her in wearing a box.	-Questions the box. -Seriously, the box isn't weird.
Inaba Himeko	+Joined the Cerealia Times! +Fellow journalist solidarity! +Is willing to take an combative stance toward her. (Really, it's good to have that in a newsroom. Keeps her on her toes.)	-I know you know you were in the gossip column. -What's your game plan. -Well, whatever.
Grell Sutcliff	+Miss Tattler! +Keep writing those columns!	-Secretly dreads the gossip column could potentially hurt someone beyond their feelings.
Jakuzure Nonon	+Passionate! +Dedicated! +Inspiring! +Good source of gossip! +Cajoled her into writing a column.	-shrill -if something happens, that means it's "news" -even if you don't like it
Phoenix Wright	+Celebrity! +Willing to be interviewed!	-But that means I have to mind my manners...
Trucy Wright	+Friendly! +Enjoys the spotlight! +Hasn't confronted her about anything she doesn't want to hear.	-owes her an unpayable life debt -which means she can't browbeat her for any reason ever
Aura Blackquill	+She's so cool... +Agreed to an interview!	-Threatened her with economic punishment.
Simon Blackquill	+Prosecutor! +Familiarity!	-Still scary... -P-please take me seriously...
Miles Edgeworth	+Prosecutor +Yes, say more serious things that take me seriously, please.	-None!
Larry Butz	+Seems nice enough +Maybe he'll reveal some dirt about Phoenix Wright...	-Box toucher. >(
Archer	+Stocks The Cerealia Times at his cart. +Gave her a spare cardboard box.	-Ridiculed her. -Ridiculed journalism. -Ridiculed cardboard. -Lectured her about wearing a box when they had barely met. -Deliberately humiliated her in front of her friend. -Made that friend further uncomfortable at her expense. -☠Grabbed her box and held it in place when she tried to run away☠ -Then pretended he cared about her?!
Rock Lee	+Dramatic! +Walked into a perfect double-bind situation that benefited her.	-My newspaper is NOT TRUE? How dare!!
Weiss	+Easily handled her complaint.	-Sorry Weiss, all's fair in love and journalism!
Princess Anna	+Reasonable! +Clearly a good friend to someone.	-None
Namur	+Scoop waiting to happen! +Seems tame!	-As intimidating as a shark in the pool.
Roy Maxwell	+Living history! +Very reasonable by early 20th century standards! +Civic minded!	-Utah-ian accent.
Harime Nui	+It's a cute look, gotta give her that.	-Courier? -Croupier? -Croissant? -Connoisseur? -Coupon? -Crouton? -Cuisinart?? -GIMME A PRONUNCIATION GUIDE.

Jaune Arc's comprehensive list of Pros and Cons if he had to consider dating these girls

[beaconed]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ruby Rose	quirky cute awkward like me	too awkward like me yang's sister in a long-term relationship with crescent rose
Weiss Schnee	graceful talented smart good singer
Yang Xiao Long	down to earth good sense of humor thinks i'm a great guy	ruby's sister i'm not good with motorcycles
Nora Valkyrie	plays go fish makes everything look fun offered to break cardin's legs for me	can't keep up with her eats too much offered to break cardin's legs for me
Cinder Fall Tinkerbell	10/10 encourages me to stand up for myself	not good at talking or replying to texts sometimes i forget my train of thought when she walks (must be some semblance?)
Shiho Sannomiya	cute she's a detective thinks i'm someone worth her time	dark sense of humor has a dangerous stalker doesn't want me asking questions about her
Kaoru Akashi	incredibly nice knows cool facts about animals photogenic	shiho's roommate i think she threatened to slap me
Anna of Arendelle	she's a princess! likes the same music as me and can sing baked me cookies	i'm a commoner thinks i'm in love with pyrrha?? her cookies were burnt
Vietnam	polite helpful appreciates surviving christmas as much as i do	conscripts men into eternal servitude enough said.
Astrid Hofferson	appreciates a joke not techno-savvy and it's cute stormfly likes me	her playful punch could use a nerf not good at giving directions stormfly likes me a little too much
Pyrrha Nikos	helps me train saved my life unlocked my aura believes in me helps me study tells me answers in class super strong super smart super hot cool semblance never mad at me knows my secrets has my back in battle fun to text fun to do non-texty things with almost my height pumpkin pete's makes me laugh inspires me good dancer we might be telepathic would pass sisters seven trials of marrying jaune arc gets me her sneeze is cute others think we're good together bought me a ps4 plays ps4 nearly kissed her maybe smells nice good teacher accepts me for who i am encouraging modest went to the winter ball with me forgives me when i mess up photogenic makes me proud nice handwriting likes jam doughnuts doesn't make fun of me when i don't know something could depend on her for anything it's cute when she makes a typo and tries to fix it i'm not embarrassed to do things for her children love her helped me sew things asks for my opinion fun to eat with magnets etc.	lol idk we're partners ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[verified]

i don't even go here

but jaune you piece of shit.

Simon Blackquill's comprehensive list of dotards

[shacklebreaker]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Athena Cykes	- none attorneys are dumb - fun to insult - or maybe just spend time with - she became a dumb attorney to save his life???? - psychology is gr9 - actually very kind and selfless - was a good kid, despite her issues with people - PROTECT THE CINNAMON ROLL AT ALL COSTS	- what a brat - so pushy and demanding! - needs to learn to let people care about her!!
Aura Blackquill	- tsundere big sister - same sense of humour - also saved his life this is a running trend - RLY SMURT	- tsundere big sister - please stop abusing your robot children
Phoenix Wright	- a worthy opponent in the courtroom - saved his life (and Athena's) - helped him catch the phantom - actually a decent lawyer and a decent person	- stop bluffing - seriously please stop - EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE BLUFFING
Miles Edgeworth	- (wait for it) SAVED HIS LIFE - also helped him prosecute again while in prison - what a good boss - appreciates the samurai lifestyle - EVEN HAS HIS OWN SWORD NOW SUGOIiIIii - has blackquill's undying loyalty 5eva	- the time difference thing is confusing - trying to throw athena under the bus was rude - literally nothing else
Myriam Scuttlebutt	- no - tormenting her was fun - as was incinerating her box - ...wants to help clean up the dark age of the law tho	- what a shoddy witness - what a shoddy newspaper - lie on the witness stand again he will end you
Pearl Fey	- likes penguins - likes animals	- doesn't know her well enough to criticise her :(
Trucy Wright	- Wright-dono's daughter - did not actually steal any cats	- why are teenage girls so pushy
Kay Faraday	- Edgeworth's assistant - fellow weeaboo - bird appreciation life	- stealing is bad - samurai are better than ninja - never break into his apartment again
Manfred von Karma	- no	- cranky old man
Maya Fey	- friendly???	- incapable of listening - HE'S NOT LONELY - too many pushy teenage girls
Archer	- SWORD BUDDY - cares about Athena - pragmatic - relatable (somehow this isn't a con)	- stop talking about holy grail wars - criticises samurai and bushido :'''( - criticises edgeworth
Integra Hellsing	- boss!! - actually competent at her job - Taka appreciation life - fun to troll	- vampires don't exist - neither do vampire nazis - stop having temper tantrums - hurry up and give edgeworth a promotion
Ryuko Matoi	- delinquent girl - cares about Athena - not a bad person	- delinquent girl - can't hold her alcohol - has probably mutilated her sister??? - poses a danger to Athena......
Misaki Yata	- no	- stop asking about prison - THERE WAS NO ANIME OR MANGA
Yang Xiao Long	- useful source of information - part of the Taka appreciation club - a seasoned fighter	- but why would you fight with fists over swords
Cliff Fittir	- good with technology - not a teenager - down-to-earth	- n/a seems legit
Leia Rolando	- more Taka appreciation	- running a tabloid with Scuttlebutt is a terrible idea - just saying

[zenryokuzenkai]

Nanoha hasn't met very many people, but...

NAME	PROS	CONS
Archer	Almost certainly a nice guy at heart. Probably.	Grumpy; hasn't been hit by a huge goddamn beam
Himeko Inaba	What a qt	Also grumpy; definitely hasn't been hit by a huge goddamn beam before
Kamijou Touma	Nice guy, lives his life correctly	Will have future arguments about the inherent superiority of huge goddamn beams over right hooks; really difficult to hit with a beam (though she doesn't know that yet)
Sayo Samonji	Totally adorable, 10/10 would adopt	Still grumpy; requires treatment by beam
Jakuzure Nonon	Small and cute!	Won't admit she's a magical girl; needs to be shown the light (and by light I mean beam)

[swordboning]

I would argue the point that I haven't been hit by large magical beams. Multiple ones, in fact.

rin isn't here to make friends ever

[codere]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Simon Blackquill	*seems intelligent.	*looks ridiculous. *gets along with Archer which can't be good.
Larry Butz	*his last name is funny!!	*if I actually married him, my last name would be funny...
Athena Cykes	*she's nice to Archer. *friendly, but I think she's compensating...	*she's nice to Archer. *that means there's something wrong with her. *really wrong with her.
Manfred von Karma	*one of the better examples of a real gentleman.	*I'm probably too young... *also I have a boyfriend already...
Rei Hino	*she's pretty.	*she's prettier than me
Zara Skeens	*cute...	*he installed way too many toolbars. *instant lady boner killer.
Lancer	*he saved my life... *my precious servant	*except this version of him didn't do shit *he's kind of intolerable *also Archer hates him for some reason
Archer	*he's Archer.	*he's Archer.
Shirou Emiya	* ???????????	*he's annoying. *he's a pest. *he's always coming over to check on me. *except he hasn't in a while what's up with that Emiya?? *wonder if Archer banned him... *or maybe I threatened him one too many times??
Sakura Matou	*everything	*can't date her ever sooo
Kotarou Katsura	*he makes me laugh...	*everything else probably.
Tatara Totsuka	*he's a sweetheart. *what was that one old meme? *pure cinnamon roll too pure for this world or something...	*he's kind of easy to push around. *which admittedly is more of a turn on than it should be.
Misaki Yata	*he's pretty vintage. *seriously who wears beanie caps and rides around on skateboards? *his temper is a bit fiery too. *good thing the human body is mostly water.	*well I did convince him an emoticon was something lewd. *he probably can't stand me. (it's not as if I want him to stand me)
Ryuko Matoi	*she's pretty badass. *and she did beat up Archer. (even if that pissed me off) ughhhh I'm getting angry thinking about it again	*she's an exhibitionist. *and I'd get pretty jealous.
Himeko Inaba.	*she's surprisingly tolerant. *and tries to be helpful.	*I know too much about her. *so I'd probably exploit her if I had to.
Rock Lee	*he's actually pretty sweet. *he cares a lot about everyone around him. *plus he refused to give up on me... *which is more than I can say about so many people here. *he relates to me without realizing he does. *plus he's very physically active. *I bet he'd be great in bed cause of that.	*he spreads himself too thin. *he wouldn't give me the attention I want. *plus Archer can't stand him. (even if it's really funny)
Naruto Uzumaki	*he's the only one who knows. *better keep it that way. *was my first date ever... *but we agred to not date so why am I even doing this ughhhhh.	*our first date ended violently. *but no one died so it should count as an overall victory.
Ai Thao Kha	*she's cute. *and soft spoken.	*someone that quiet beside me would be overshadowed. *and she kind of deserves to shine brilliantly on her own anyway.
Jaune Arc	*he's kind of a cool guy.	*but he's also kind of an annoying guy.

[niceguypose]

the melancholy of england's cr

[unionjackoff]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Vietnam	•helpful •kind •likes tea •SHE SAID WE ARE FRIENDS •must be protected at all costs	•there are those times with france... •buddies with the other asians who seem to hate me •communism •too nice for her own good?
Prussia	•beer buddy •there's sort of a heart of gold underneath that bravado •so much bravado •lengthy history together	•where do i fucking start •loud and annoying •shameless •spills ice cream on important things •WHY DO I LIKE HIM •is he dying?
Taiwan	•great trading partner •fashionable and cute?	•she probably hates me
Turkey	•currently somewhat peaceful relations •good tea •lots of trading and vacationing	•we have fought a lot •cyprus •pretty sure he hates me too
Grell	•citizen! •keeping my secret •good with technology •wants to find out what is really going on with CERES •takes charge •likes tea	•a tease •sometimes i get the feeling she isn't serious •she saw me drunk good lord
Oz	•helped me when I first got here •friendly and outgoing •wants to find out what is really going on with CERES	•seems like an airhead •and perhaps makes friends too easily?
Yuya	•magic apprentice! •good kid who i've taken under my wing •must be protected at all costs	•dumb kid mixed up in god-knows-what •doesn't know the magic behind his own card game
Jaune	•i took another one under my wing... •heart of gold •loves/admires his partner •good friend •must be protected at all costs	•seriously a dumb kid •not that strong •taylor swift
Rei	•her fiery passion is what drew me to her •strong and proactive •graceful and formal •seems like she has everything together •SUPER HERO???	•she knows my secret but i'm not that worried
Edgeworth	•we took an unfortunate situation with CERES and made it positive (i hope) •tea drinker! •formal and wise	•knows about my past with america •no one should have to see that •austria cravat + american... what a shame
Natalia	•we took an unfortunate incident with CERES and made it positive •she hired me to help with her ball •formal and respectful •good head on her shoulders	•has the tendency to nag •thinks highly of herself/her ideas
Levi	•polite •writes good literature •i think we are friends? •he gave me a thoughtful christmas present	•i can't read him at all... •i get the feeling he is trolling me •apparently dead?
Anna	•wonderful singer •ambitious •eager to help •made me cookies •good sister •must be protected at all costs	•seems unsure of herself •kind of awkward/ungainly
Katsura	•can be formal and respectful if he tries •serious about his job •that christmas present	•i don't know everything •are we friends? •THAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Lily	•a sweetheart •BANDERSNATCH •she wanted to dance with me ;-; •must be protected at all costs	•definitely childish (but that's all right) •went through some bad things because of CERES
Mary	•sweet •told me about her experiences with CERES when i got here •must be protected at all costs	•cannot fight •almost froze to death! •don't know much about her
Belph	•skilled musician •helped with the orchestra •polite on the surface	•another one whom i cannot read •i get the feeling he is not serious •might be having a laugh at me
Shiho	•detective with some power •seems to know a lot about the world •heart of gold •watching over jaune	•she is so young to be involved in adult cases •cheeky
Mitsutada	•good fighter •sword spirit he's perfect •chivalrous and handsome \\\\	•already accounted for?
Simon	•doesn't speak french thank god •has been to my house/knows british colloquialisms •likes birds apparently, should meet prussia	•american •he's been to jail?!
Hiccup	•VIKING WITH A DRAGON •great sense of humour	•need to see more of him (and toothless pls)
Yuto	•helped me get away from the monster vines •smart •good head on his shoulders	•Yuya's doppleganger •tragic world?
Rio	•good musician •offered to help with the orchestra at the last minute	•too hard on herself •wanted to hear that taylor swift song
Marco	•Grell's husband •has traveled to other worlds •PIRATE (yea)	•elusive •don't know enough about him
Tadashi	•obviously smart •wary of CERES	•seems kind of tragic •don't know enough about him
Kevin	•actually Uriel! •MY OWN GUARDIAN ANGEL •polite and sophisticated	•why is he hiding his true identity he's so cool •angels have no cons
Archer and Rin	•strong duo •going through a lot of trouble to find out information on CERES. i appreciate it •the girl is exceedingly helpful •are they a couple?	•i don't know their names •the boy is unreadable (and kind of an arse)

[adnan]

I hate ya less than France, 'least!

Shiho's list of people who are not Minamoto

[good_ideas]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Kaoru Akashi	Cutest best friend. Cheerful. Loving.	Too handsy....also has an embarrassing crush on Minamoto-san
Kyousuke Hyoubu	He's okay kind of	Lolicon. Disgusting. Stalker. Creepy. Pervert. Someone bury him in a box and throw him into the sea.
Andy Hinomiya	He's actually a dog, isn't he?? Seems easy to manipulate.	A bit too easy to manipulate.
Mary	Really sweet and kind! Very cute.	Doesn't seem to realize that she needs protection from Hyoubu
Shinpachi Nagakura	Honest. Kind.	He keeps ruffling her hair and smiling what the hell
Jaune Arc	He's pretty nice. Helpful detective's assistant.	Can't tell the difference between a bear and a wombat. Excitable. Keeps trying to understand her for some reason. Kicked Puppy Face.
Yata Misaki	Everything he does is hilarious.	Looks like a punk despite being older than her. She can't take him seriously.
England	Kind of interesting. Not a bad person.	An island country.
Kaoru Nagumo	Makes her laugh. Elegant.	Doesn't meet the Minamoto Standard.

[queenofminiskirts]

It's called skinship!

Rock Lee's Something of Youth. Is it Lovers, Rivals, Allies, all? who knows

[niceguypose]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Ai Thao Kha!	-She is very kind, and I admire her hair! -I have seen her memories and feel so sad for her!! -She is a strong person, and she has such interesting powers! -I feel a strong need to help her!	-I refuse!
Anna!	-She is a very nice person! -I believe that she is beautiful! -She is full of energy and has a strong fighting spirit!	-She shows no flaws!!
Athena Cykes!	-She is very nice, kind and pretty! -She has a strong fighting spirit! -Together, we have engaged as rivals!! -She is always eager to help me. -Her hair is very pretty.	-Athena-san is a friend with no flaws!!
Archer!	-Very cool! -Very handsome! -Very strong! -He can make weapons so easily!! -He has done kind things for me! -I know that he must care.	-It is not my place to say if he does not seem to be a kind father!
Inaba!	-She said we were friends!! -I get to be friends with her after so long!! -She is a very nice person! -She is softspoken but still has a fighting spirit! -...Yes, I still do believe in her.	-I will not hold anything against her!!
Katsura!	-We are brothers in souls and in tears! -Sometimes, it feels like our minds connect as one. -His hair is so beautiful! -Like me, he believes.	-He has expressed unkind opinions of Weiss-san.
Kyouko Kirigiri!	-She is a skilled fighter! -She seems to be very cool and has her own fighting spirit!	-I know of none!
Leia Rolando!	-She is so kind!! -She is very energetic and has a strong fighting spirit! -I can count on her on the battlefield! -She is very funny! -She is very pretty too!	-There is nothing to be had against Leia-san!!
Malia Tate!	-She is a beloved student. -I enjoy teaching her so many things! -When I succeed in making her smile, I am so glad! -Her fighting spirit is so strong! -So is her biting secret technique!	-I cannot say any such thing of my own beloved student!!!
Milla Maxwell!	-She is tall, kind and beautiful! - I want to help her with my friendship! -Her hair is very unusual, in a pretty way!	-I may never fulfill the quest she set for me. I am not worthy!!
Minako Aino!	-She is funny, very nice and cute!	-T-too upfront!! I am not ready...
Minatsuki Takami!	-She is very nice to me! -The way she acts can be cruel and blunt, but I am learning to look through that! -I feel like I can help her. She is very pretty and raises pretty flowers! -I believe in her.	-I will not judge her!
Myriam Scuttlebutt!	-She is a very driven and ambitious youth! -She has a strong will and a fighting spirit! -Her box is very appealing!	-She has published such scandalous things...
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear!	-She is so kind!! -She is very polite and refined. -I am so glad to serve her! -She has skill in combat and fighting spirit! -We have bonded over the bittersweet paths of our hearts! -She is a very pretty young lady!	-Please never speak ill of her!!
Nonon Jakuzure!	-She conducts such beautiful music! -She is very tough, but she also seems to be very nice! -Her hair is very cute! -She makes Ryuko-san happy!	-I could think for hours and not come up with one thing!!
Nora Valkyrie!	-We have just met, but I feel that we are kindred spirits!	-None!
Nui Harime!	-She is very nice and very cute! -A friend of Ryuko-san's!	-She is a pure young girl, she does not deserve criticism!!
Oona!	-She is a beautiful mermaid! -I do not know much about her but I want to know more!! -She stole my first kiss!	-I will not say anything negative about her!!
Oz!	-He is a kind and handsome young man who has been there for me.	-He has trouble pushing himself past his limits!
Peko Pekoyama!	-She is a very kind person. -She is so cool!! -She is very capable in combat! -She seems to be very open-minded! -I trust her!	-Please smile, Peko-san! -I am afraid of not handling her past well.
Rin Tohsaka!	-She is a very kind person above all! -Through her I have found a friendship to treasure forever! -She is so smart! She teaches me so much about this world! -She helps me to see difficult things. -She is very pretty. -I believe in her!	-I will not speak ill of her!! I only want her to have even more friends!!
Ruby Rose!	-She is a very kind and lively young girl! -She wants to give me another chance as friends! -She seems to be capable in combat! -Her youth is very strong!	-Do not speak ill of her!!
Ryuko Matoi!	-She has been such a steadfast friend! -She is very kind, very strong and she has a strong fighting spirit! -I am so glad to fight by her side! -She is very a-attractive.	-I am afraid that I do not understand her battle suit!!
Sailor Mars!	-She is very strong, proud and capable! -She is beautiful, too!	-I have found none!!
Sakura Haruno!	-B E A U T I F U L -So thoughtful!! So smart!! -She can heal any wound. -She's gotten so much stronger! A true fighting spirit!! -I would trust her to the very end!! -She has been with me through so much! -Her smile is like the sun shining!!	-I cannot besmirch her name! I am sure that she will make someone else very happy! -She does not seem agreeable with my fashion. But that is a problem with me! -Do I still have my resolve?
Tenten!	-She is my teammate! -We have been through so much! -We work well together on the battlefield! -She has such an admirable fighting spirit! -She is very smart and I can always count on her!	-She is like family to me!! I'll never insult her!
'Twink'!	-She is beautiful and mysterious! -She seems very kind! -I want to do what I can to help her!	-My gut says there is nothing wrong with her!!
Weiss Schnee!	-She is so kind! -She happens to be a very pretty young woman! Look at her eyes, her hair, they shine! -She has a strong fighting spirit! -She is very courteous! She's even learned honorifics! -I always want to see her smile! -She's taught me about dancing and neckties! I am very grateful! -We... we worked well together on the dancefloor. -I want to be my absolute best around her. -I believe in her.	-I... I can think of nothing!! I am sure that she can make anyone happy! -I want to know so much more about her!
Yang Xiao Long!	-She is very nice, strong and pretty! -A sensei of dancing!	-I have not seen any flaws at all!!
Yata!	-He is a kind and heartfelt friend! -He is in the springtime of his youth even as he grows older! -He has a fighting spirit! -He is a handsome young man!	-He does not seem to be agreeable with jumpsuits.

SORRY Lee has a monstrous amount of CR so it was a lot just to narrow it down this much... but let me know if there's anyone you would like me to add!