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Relationship Table Meme

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME

do the thing
• using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!
• to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody).
• list pros and cons.
• post it here.
• certain disaster.

stolen from haven memes who stole it from mask or menace.

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NAME	PROS	CONS
Simon Blackquill	*seems intelligent.	looks ridiculous. gets along with Archer which can't be good.
Larry Butz	*his last name is funny!!	*if I actually married him, my last name would be funny...
Athena Cykes	she's nice to Archer. friendly, but I think she's compensating...	*she's nice to Archer. that means there's something wrong with her. really wrong with her.
Manfred von Karma	*one of the better examples of a real gentleman.	I'm probably too young... also I have a boyfriend already...
Rei Hino	*she's pretty.	*she's prettier than me
Zara Skeens	*cute...	he installed way too many toolbars. instant lady boner killer.
Lancer	he saved my life... my precious servant	*except this version of him didn't do shit he's kind of intolerable also Archer hates him for some reason
Archer	*he's Archer.	*he's Archer.
Shirou Emiya	* ???????????	he's annoying. he's a pest. he's always coming over to check on me. except he hasn't in a while what's up with that Emiya?? wonder if Archer banned him... or maybe I threatened him one too many times??
Sakura Matou	*everything	*can't date her ever sooo
Kotarou Katsura	*he makes me laugh...	*everything else probably.
Tatara Totsuka	he's a sweetheart. what was that one old meme? *pure cinnamon roll too pure for this world or something...	he's kind of easy to push around. which admittedly is more of a turn on than it should be.
Misaki Yata	he's pretty vintage. seriously who wears beanie caps and rides around on skateboards? his temper is a bit fiery too. good thing the human body is mostly water.	well I did convince him an emoticon was something lewd. he probably can't stand me. (it's not as if I want him to stand me)
Ryuko Matoi	she's pretty badass. and she did beat up Archer. (even if that pissed me off) ughhhh I'm getting angry thinking about it again	she's an exhibitionist. and I'd get pretty jealous.
Himeko Inaba.	she's surprisingly tolerant. and tries to be helpful.	I know too much about her. so I'd probably exploit her if I had to.
Rock Lee	he's actually pretty sweet. he cares a lot about everyone around him. plus he refused to give up on me... which is more than I can say about so many people here. he relates to me without realizing he does. plus he's very physically active. *I bet he'd be great in bed cause of that.	he spreads himself too thin. he wouldn't give me the attention I want. *plus Archer can't stand him. (even if it's really funny)
Naruto Uzumaki	*he's the only one who knows. better keep it that way. was my first date ever... *but we agred to not date so why am I even doing this ughhhhh.	our first date ended violently. but no one died so it should count as an overall victory.
Ai Thao Kha	she's cute. and soft spoken.	someone that quiet beside me would be overshadowed. and she kind of deserves to shine brilliantly on her own anyway.
Jaune Arc	*he's kind of a cool guy.	*but he's also kind of an annoying guy.