Relationship Table Meme

[oneirism]

THE RELATIONSHIP TABLE MEME



do the thing
• using the chart below, list all the characters your character would consider dating/becoming allies with/befriending!
• to make more columns, copy the two middle rows beginning at (tr bgcolor) and stopping before the (/tbody).
• list pros and cons.
• post it here.
• certain disaster.

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

stolen from haven memes who stole it from mask or menace.

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Simon Blackquill's comprehensive list of dotards

[shacklebreaker]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Athena Cykes	- none attorneys are dumb - fun to insult - or maybe just spend time with - she became a dumb attorney to save his life???? - psychology is gr9 - actually very kind and selfless - was a good kid, despite her issues with people - PROTECT THE CINNAMON ROLL AT ALL COSTS	- what a brat - so pushy and demanding! - needs to learn to let people care about her!!
Aura Blackquill	- tsundere big sister - same sense of humour - also saved his life this is a running trend - RLY SMURT	- tsundere big sister - please stop abusing your robot children
Phoenix Wright	- a worthy opponent in the courtroom - saved his life (and Athena's) - helped him catch the phantom - actually a decent lawyer and a decent person	- stop bluffing - seriously please stop - EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE BLUFFING
Miles Edgeworth	- (wait for it) SAVED HIS LIFE - also helped him prosecute again while in prison - what a good boss - appreciates the samurai lifestyle - EVEN HAS HIS OWN SWORD NOW SUGOIiIIii - has blackquill's undying loyalty 5eva	- the time difference thing is confusing - trying to throw athena under the bus was rude - literally nothing else
Myriam Scuttlebutt	- no - tormenting her was fun - as was incinerating her box - ...wants to help clean up the dark age of the law tho	- what a shoddy witness - what a shoddy newspaper - lie on the witness stand again he will end you
Pearl Fey	- likes penguins - likes animals	- doesn't know her well enough to criticise her :(
Trucy Wright	- Wright-dono's daughter - did not actually steal any cats	- why are teenage girls so pushy
Kay Faraday	- Edgeworth's assistant - fellow weeaboo - bird appreciation life	- stealing is bad - samurai are better than ninja - never break into his apartment again
Manfred von Karma	- no	- cranky old man
Maya Fey	- friendly???	- incapable of listening - HE'S NOT LONELY - too many pushy teenage girls
Archer	- SWORD BUDDY - cares about Athena - pragmatic - relatable (somehow this isn't a con)	- stop talking about holy grail wars - criticises samurai and bushido :'''( - criticises edgeworth
Integra Hellsing	- boss!! - actually competent at her job - Taka appreciation life - fun to troll	- vampires don't exist - neither do vampire nazis - stop having temper tantrums - hurry up and give edgeworth a promotion
Ryuko Matoi	- delinquent girl - cares about Athena - not a bad person	- delinquent girl - can't hold her alcohol - has probably mutilated her sister??? - poses a danger to Athena......
Misaki Yata	- no	- stop asking about prison - THERE WAS NO ANIME OR MANGA
Yang Xiao Long	- useful source of information - part of the Taka appreciation club - a seasoned fighter	- but why would you fight with fists over swords
Cliff Fittir	- good with technology - not a teenager - down-to-earth	- n/a seems legit
Leia Rolando	- more Taka appreciation	- running a tabloid with Scuttlebutt is a terrible idea - just saying