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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 00 00 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 00 00 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 00 00 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ why o'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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She gets up from her seat, pointing a finger at the screen. ]
Objectio— [ And before she can even finish, a popcorn bucket lands on her head and manages to cover her face.
A few seconds after trying to get over the fact that she now smells like butter, she removes her new hat and looks around the theater. She spots a suspicious character trying to leave. Best course of action? Chase after that guy and put the bucket on his head! ]
Take that!
[ Totally mature lawyer over here. ]
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Gareki is confused when his vision was suddenly compromised. A few moments later, he's shouting out string of profanities when he realizes someone dumped "their" garbage on top of his head. It's luckily been muffled by the bucket and the theater's loud speakers. Gareki quickly pulls the container off and turns around to confront the culprit. ]
Hey, genius, the trash can is right over there!
[ He gestures to the one that's near the exit. And rather than just dump it out himself, Gareki is just going to shove it right back to Athena. ]
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This is your trash, so take care of it, mister! You're already mean to a lot of people, you can at least follow the rules and keep the place clean!
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[ He's going to keep pushing it back into her arms until one of them gives in. This is definitely the most mature way to handle this situation. ]
And I don't know what you're talking about! I haven't been here long enough to do anything to anybody!
[ Except unintentionally throw popcorn at people. ]
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What do you mean, you haven't been here long enough? You were with me and you were trying to bully me.
[ She doesn't sound mad despite saying the "bully" thing, since she's more curious about what he said. She can't hear any lies in his statements, which is just so weird. What's going on? ]
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[ Eventually, all of this back and fourth causes the bucket to cave in. Once it's pushed back into Gareki's arms, the boy lets out an aggravated sound. He doesn't want to fight over a stupid cardboard container. He's more interested in what she's saying. He's been here before and they've apparently met? And apparently, they got off on the wrong foot ( but, at the moment, he honestly isn't surprised. )
Rather than shove the broken bucket back, Gareki keeps it this time. ]
Fine.
[ He'll toss it out. Instead of just walking over and dumping it in the trash like a normal person, he'll just shoot it in like it was some kind of basketball. He looks proud of himself when it just arcs into the trash bin perfectly, and even looks smug when he turns back towards her. What a show off. ]
Can you explain it to me then? Towards someone who supposedly bullied you, you don't sound that upset.
[ If she's bold enough to dump a popcorn bucket on his head, she's probably the type that would hit him, too, if he really made her mad.
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Unless...!! ]
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[ He says it with a straight and serious face.
Why else would she keep pestering him like this?! ]
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Wh- What are you saying?! That's not even what I'm referring to!!!!
[ She's so flustered that her breathing gets louder, but she immediately calms herself down by rubbing both her palms on her face and inhaling and exhaling slower and slower until she's breathing normally. ]
You were a jerk when I met you. [ She's totally calmed down now, and she sounds so objective when she says it. ] Because I told you that I can detect lies, and you wouldn't believe me. You even tested me out, and— [ She lets out another deep breath. Just thinking about how annoying that was was starting to make her angry again. ] badgered me.
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[ Her reaction is enough to tell Gareki that he was completely wrong though. He won't bring it up again anytime soon. She's pretty amusing, getting worked up as she recounts their meeting to him. Although it still didn't make any sense to him, Athena did say something interesting though. ]
If what you say is really true, then you should have already figured it out, right? I've only been here for a short while and this is the first time I've met you. Go ahead and read me, or whatever. I'm not lying, right?
[ If she denies it, then from Gareki's point of view, she's really half-baked. ]
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[ Even though the one she met before was a real jerk, she wouldn't want to wish anything bad to happen to it. And that includes... possible brainwashing. ]
You didn't go to the research center before going here, did you?
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Sorry.
[ Whether they had been on good terms or not, he felt like he had to offer some sort of apology. He would have felt unsettled, too, if people he met suddenly forgot who he was. This is far from a normal place so it's even worse. Gareki didn't have to be here for very long to figure that out. ]
I'm pretty sure that's the first place I arrived in. [ It was strange. First he woke up in what appeared to be a game. After he beat it, he found himself in a conference room. ] They were talking about some really complicated stuff and mentioned something about being data or code.
[ It was a really info-heavy powerpoint presentation. And although he got the gist of it, some things were really hard to believe. ]
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But they sound exactly the same. And they look exactly the same.
Wait! Maybe she could test it. ]
Do you know a Nyanperowna or a Yogi? You mentioned those names when we met the first time.
[ A beat. This sounds like an ingenious plan! ] If you don't know them, then I'm guessing you're a clone.
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[ And he popped out of the stupid costume. If they witnessed the same movie and scenes, surely she must have seen it, too. ]
All of my memories up until my arrival here are intact, but there's no way I'm a clone. I'm me.
[ Still, the possibility of there being clones of him is... creepy. ]
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I believe you.
[ She nods again with a somber look on her face. ]
I'm sorry, this is just all so weird. Can we, I dunno, do this all over again? My name's Athena.
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There's just... too much to deal. ]
It's fine, I ended up learning something interesting.
[ And if he's ever going to weed out any more information from her, then it's best to get (re?)acquainted. ]
I'm Gareki.
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Great! Nice to meet you!
[ She holds out her hand for a shake. ]
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He'll probably never run out of things to complain about...... ]
The circumstances could have been better.
[ He slowly reaches over to give her a firm shake before he quickly pulls back. ]
If you don't mind, there will probably be some questions I'd like to ask in the future. And, I'm not going to test out your lie detector abilities
[ As interesting as that ability is, Gareki seems to believe her for now. He really doesn't grasp the situation regarding the "other Gareki" that'd been here, but Athena was so sure about meeting and talking with him. But despite what she's personally seen and experienced, she's willing to believe his side of the story.
If there's anything else she's willing to tell him, he wants to know about it. ]
Maybe if we put our heads together, we can figure it out.
[ There's also a big chance that they won't be able to, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't try. ]
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Sorry, I must have confused you, huh?
I don't really have any reasonable explanation for it, but I can answer some questions that you may have, now. I bet aside from the questionable movies here, there's some tips and reminders I can give you before you set out into the city.
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[ Since the people, who were responsible for bringing him here, just shove shoved a bunch of information at him and then simply left him on his own. There's probably something they neglected (or decided it was too insignificant in their powerpoint) to inform him. ]
Honestly, I have a lot of questions, but I'm not sure where to begin.
[ Maybe start with the simplest ones. ]
When was the last time you saw me?
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[ She checks her CereVice for the date, then looks back at Gareki. ]
So, about a month ago. That was the only time I saw you, actually. We had to play some games for the CEO.
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[ It's obvious what he's thinking when he's giving her this look. Actually, she didn't even need to guess what his expression is trying to say. Gareki will just bluntly state it. ]
You guy sure have a lot of time.
[ Especially considering they were brought here to help out with their cause.
There's another significant silence. ]
Not that I really care... [ The first lie. ] but what kind of games? Are they related to the one we played during our arrival?
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No, it was something about new material.
The CEO doesn't really do a lot of actual work that relates to us, you know? It's pretty frustrating, but I guess he's just really busy with work.
[ She's a bit doubtful on that, but... ] I'm sure he's still thinking of a way to help us and bring things back to the way they should.
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It still sounds pretty weird. They've seem to brought a lot of people here already. [ He's noticed a lot of people when he was in the lobby and they looked really out of place. ] How are we helping them anyway? They warned us that they could have us "replaced" if we refuse to help their cause.
[ Does this have anything to do with his disappearance and reappearance? His eyebrows knit together before he quickly waves his hand. This is definitely something he'd have to talk with if he came across more knowledgeable people, ie. the people responsible. ]
So those tips and remainders you mentioned earlier? Ready to share?
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It was here... she posted before this guy did, but the post disappeared after a couple of hours.
She knew what to do, but she hasn't specified what it is that people need to do yet. She just told me that what we have to do for now is survive in this place.
[ Athena would talk more about LILITH and what the two of them talked about, but the newbie tips are far more important. ]
How old are you, by the way? I think you can be a student and work part-time some place at the same time. I mean, you picked a job, right? Rent is free for the first few months, but later on, we gotta pay up. So saving is very important.
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[ A message on the network that suddenly appeared for a few hours before vanishing sounds pretty fishy, unless this isn't a first-time case. Still, this was interesting info, even if it was a bit vague. ]
I'm fifteen, and I was a student for a while back in my world. [ He ended up doing something different thanks to special circumstances, but that's all in the past now. Funny how this all happened right when Gareki decided on what he wanted to do. ] I haven't picked one yet, though.
[ So the first step of "surviving" is to grab a job so he can permanently secure his living space. ]
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