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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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It still sounds pretty weird. They've seem to brought a lot of people here already. [ He's noticed a lot of people when he was in the lobby and they looked really out of place. ] How are we helping them anyway? They warned us that they could have us "replaced" if we refuse to help their cause.
[ Does this have anything to do with his disappearance and reappearance? His eyebrows knit together before he quickly waves his hand. This is definitely something he'd have to talk with if he came across more knowledgeable people, ie. the people responsible. ]
So those tips and remainders you mentioned earlier? Ready to share?
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It was here... she posted before this guy did, but the post disappeared after a couple of hours.
She knew what to do, but she hasn't specified what it is that people need to do yet. She just told me that what we have to do for now is survive in this place.
[ Athena would talk more about LILITH and what the two of them talked about, but the newbie tips are far more important. ]
How old are you, by the way? I think you can be a student and work part-time some place at the same time. I mean, you picked a job, right? Rent is free for the first few months, but later on, we gotta pay up. So saving is very important.
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[ A message on the network that suddenly appeared for a few hours before vanishing sounds pretty fishy, unless this isn't a first-time case. Still, this was interesting info, even if it was a bit vague. ]
I'm fifteen, and I was a student for a while back in my world. [ He ended up doing something different thanks to special circumstances, but that's all in the past now. Funny how this all happened right when Gareki decided on what he wanted to do. ] I haven't picked one yet, though.
[ So the first step of "surviving" is to grab a job so he can permanently secure his living space. ]
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[ Maybe she got caught? No... Something was definitely up. There was no sense of urgency when she spoke with LILITH, so it's got to be for a different reason.
Anyway, it's probably best to not let Gareki dwell on that. He's got other things to think about. ]
Y- You're fifteen?! [ CONSIDER HER ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED. She... SHE JUST YELLED AT A KID. Now she feels so bad. ]
[ Thank you, talking robot necklace, for joining in on the fun. ]
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[ Maybe Gareki should have lied if she thought he was actually older. But he remembers that she had the ability to tell if he was lying or not. It wouldn't have worked out in the end.
But you know what's more surprising? The voice that seemingly came out of nowhere. It was a robotic voice and Gareki couldn't help but quickly look around. Did those janitor robots come to kick him for throwing popcorn all over the place?
Can't be. Why would they care if Athena was going around bullying kids. ]
Where did that voice come from?
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... ok maybe.
SHUT UP. ]
Th- That was Widget!
Shut up, Widget!
[ Her shock makes her necklace turn from light blue to yellow, and its :D face to a :O one. Although it doesn't talk anymore after Athena tells him to keep quiet. ]
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[ He thought it was just a tacky looking accessory (who made him fashion police??) at first. But seeing that it can do more than just hang around her neck, he's suddenly really interested in "Widget". ]
And it's right, you know? Do you make it a hobby to chase down and pick fights with younger people?
[ Look at the way he avoided calling himself a kid. ]
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... No, I don't! Shut up!
(This guy doesn't even look fifteen!)
The other you totally started it, okay?!
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But you continued it, right?
[ So who's really being the adult here. Not Gareki, of course, because he's just egging her on. ]
By the way, how old did you think I was?
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Oh, I don't know... my age? Eighteen?
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Hey, that's not a bad number.
[ If he can really pass off as eighteen, maybe he can get away with certain things a boy his age can't. ]
I can roll with that.
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That's just too bad, I know the truth now.
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You do, but everyone else doesn't. You're not going to snitch on me, are ya?
[ Don't rain on his parade so early. ]
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You're not... saying this just so you can go to the... red light district, are you?
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[ He was thinking more along the lines of faking IDs and sneaking into clubs, but... ]
Don't paint me as some kind of pervert.
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[ NO IT'S NOT, ATHENA. YOU'RE JUST WAY TOO DELUDED! ]
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[ Well, they did say you lose more imagination/creativity the older you become. ]
I almost want to go there just to spite you.
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[ The robocops hate her since she beats them up all the time, so they probably wouldn't believe her or even entertain her concerns... ]
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But you need to catch me actually doing it.
[ And he's a very sneaky guy. ]
You're not going to follow me around all the time, right? I think that calls for more concern from the authorities.
[ Headline news: Suspicious adult woman chases after minor. ]
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[ No... no, thank you... ]
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[ Stalk and bust him or let him do what he wants?! ]
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[ TAKE THAT. Super smart move!!! ]
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[ Who really has the time? ]
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[ aka Rock Lee... ]
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[ That effectively stops Gareki from making an immediate snappy comeback. ]
You and your friends don't have a lot of hobbies, huh?
[ Picking fights with a teenager and now plotting to follow him around. ]
It's no wonder the CEO made app games to help kill time for everyone here.
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