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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] coexistent 2015-07-07 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's an interesting parallel, when roxas himself shouldn't have a heart or genuine emotions to go with it—he's a nobody, after all, but yet even though he doesn't quite understand his emotions, they're clearly there. he's not the blank slate he once was, and gowther almost immediately reminds him of that time.]

Why do people keep asking that? [he mutters to himself, quietly. it's a frustration meant for himself that just slips. is this how he was back when he first joined the organization? because... boy. this is tough to deal with.]

...I meant what I said. There's nothing else to mean by it.
nightmareteller: (according to my calculations...)

[personal profile] nightmareteller 2015-07-07 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gowther tilts his head in confusion, but his expression remains unchanged. Suddenly he points at Roxas, a trail of magic shoots from Gowther's finger and hits Roxas in the neck, all in order to peek inside the mind of the boy.

The images Gowther sees don't bring him answers though, only more questions. He sees the memory of two boys fighting, hears words that make no sense to him. Well, those can wait. He is interested in emotions more than anything else.]


Did you not wish to be with your friends again?
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[personal profile] coexistent 2015-07-08 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[there a lot of things roxas really doesn't like right now, and whatever the hell it is that just happened? yeah, that's definitely one of them.]

What did you do!? [he snaps, teeth gritting. he's a little too single-minded and impulsive right now, and he doesn't know exactly what gowther did or why he's saying those particular words. but it cuts deep at a time when he's already got a lot of conflicting sentiments.

at the very least, he's not outright attacking, but he's more than ready to summon both of his keyblades at a moment's notice if he doesn't get a good answer. though really, right now, could any answer be good enough? probably not.]
nightmareteller: (allow me to ponder this for a moment)

[personal profile] nightmareteller 2015-07-08 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[The answer Gowther has for him will probably make everything worse. Gowther himself doesn't realize this though.]

I only took a look into your memories. My power - Invasion, allows me to read other people's mind and see their memories.

[An explanation should solve the problem, right? After all, Gowther meant no harm and he doesn't see anything wrong with what he did either.]

Why are you angry? Is it because of my words?
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[personal profile] coexistent 2015-07-08 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't just go into people head's like that!

[yeah, whatever attempts there may have been to lessen roxas' fury is definitely not happening now. what happens in his head, and in his... well, his heart, or whatever his equivalent may be, they're his. they're not things to just be shared with strangers, especially without his consent.]

Who gave you the right?
nightmareteller: is not (because emotionless) (looks worried)

[personal profile] nightmareteller 2015-07-09 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have done so countless of times before.

[But he was also scolded for reading people's mind and altering memories before so he takes a moment to think, then says:]

But if that made you angry then I will apologize. I meant no harm.
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[personal profile] coexistent 2015-07-09 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because you've done it before doesn't mean it's something you should do.

[he's still kind of mad about this, and given that he was in a bad mood to begin with, it's a little tougher to placate is poor temper. even for someone like him, who isn't always good at understanding emotions and feelings, knows there's something fundamentally not okay about prodding around in someone's mind.]
nightmareteller: (is friendship a beautiful thing?)

[personal profile] nightmareteller 2015-07-10 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gowther, on the other hand, doesn't know what is so bad about mind-reading. After all, memories are nothing more than stored information and it's not like he tries to invade people's mind in order to cause them harm.

Everything that Gowther does is decided by his curiosity and nothing else.]


I do it, because I wish to understand.
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[personal profile] coexistent 2015-07-10 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Understand what? You not making any sense.

[he doesn't get what is so hard to understand about this, and patient, he is not. betraying someone's privacy or their trust is not okay, that's pretty simple even to him.]
nightmareteller: is not (because emotionless) (looks worried)

[personal profile] nightmareteller 2015-07-11 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't answer right away.]

I wish to understand emotion. You were angry even though you claimed that you had never had a world to come back to. I wanted to know why.

[To Gowther all of this is pretty simple like this. He just wanted to know.]