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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme! ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

feytality: I AM A MAYA AND WHAT IS THIS (What is this I don't even)

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[personal profile] feytality 2015-07-07 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is not even slightly odd for Maya. She'd been looking in between the dinosaur, tools, doorway, and unfamiliar person curiously, apparently trying to decide whether it's better to 1) go through with it, 2) run away, (if this person is new, she should probably warn him about the large man-eating dinosaur. Because clearly he didn't notice it on his own, right?) or 3) mysterious third option that probably involved hitching a dino ride. Best dental assistant, or best dental assistant?]

[In any case, as this guy so generously offers her the opportunity to practice her dentistry on quite a lot of teeth, Maya responds appropriately]


Y-You know, I don't think I'm really cut out for this kind of work! Maybe you can give them my two weeks notice for me?

[Don't leave her alone with this thing, man!!! It's already looking particularly displeased to be at the dentist's.... and uh, particularly hungry.]
celebred: (pic#8247013)

[personal profile] celebred 2015-07-07 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he'd already started to turn back towards her once he notices how rigid she'd gotten, but it's not until she starts speaking that she gets his full attention. (she might notice how his eyes stray on her lips a little longer than usual.) he makes no sound, but his own lips curl up in an obvious show of irritation.

still, he hasn't left her side like he initially intended. indeed, he's turned back around to assess the... ugly... giant lizard thing. with a tip of his head and a lazy scratch along his jaw, nic considers their options.

when he speaks, it might come as a bit of a surprise; rough and low from disuses, chaotic in pitch and tone, it sounds as if each syllable is a struggle, ground out through gritted teeth and heavy lips. ]


hOw FaST cAN yoU RUn?
feytality: I'm a frail maiden protect me with your british hatness (oh Layton you so manly and british)

[personal profile] feytality 2015-07-07 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aww, what a tsundere. Her face is expressive enough for him to easily pick up on the gist of it without having to read her lips, though Maya has to wonder about his weird, weird pronunciations. Was this guy so stoic that he'd forgotten how to speak? Was this some kind of dinosaur intimidation tactic? Attempt at a Batman voice?]

[Well, whatever, she's not going to question it while there's an oversized lizard getting ready to treat itself to two people-sized lollipops.]


Oh! Are we giving in our two weeks notice right now?

...Pretty fast, especially when it comes to nasty bosses.

[And a quick glance between him and client!] Is that what we're doing?
celebred: (pic#8247018)

[personal profile] celebred 2015-07-08 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that is definitely what you're doing, maya. or, at least, that's what nic intends to do if that sudden twist of his lips (it's probably meant to be a smile, maybe even reassuring in some way, but it's too much teeth to really be anything more than slightly manic, if not grim) is anything to go by.

he gives her exactly one signal. a single finger, raised up to get her attention, then jerked towards the other side of the room where another door rests...

just behind that massive dinosaur.

there's that grin again. ]


nOW.

[ and he's off, heading straight between the t-rex's legs! show nic what you're made of, maya! ]
feytality: her hands look weird in this icon (Go! Fight! WIIIIIIN!)

LOVE M...Y CORRECT ACCOUNT....

[personal profile] feytality 2015-07-25 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[As far as faces go, his wasn't the ugliest or the scariest she's dealt with, so she seems pretty unphased by the teeth and the attempt at making facial expressions, and..... all of it, really.]

[Nervous or not, she seems to have some experience with deadly situations involving many teeth, judging by the fact that she just nods along to that vaguely mimed out plan and prepares to move, as if this is a regular ol' tuesday for her.]

[Spoilers: it kinda is]


That's my cue! Exit... stage whatever!

[In any case, she takes off after him, only stopping long enough to grab a dental mirror and toss it... somewhere off to the side (as if the dinosaur would fetch it, or something!!), and then she's rushing on the other side - hopefully it'll get distracted by the little toss and break or Nic's Leeroy Jenkingsing, and not turn around to snap at her.]

[Hopefully. In any case, these two would-be dentists sure have a hurdle ahead of them.]