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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme! ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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marco adriano | gangsta

[personal profile] garrottes 2015-07-07 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
PHASE I >>
[ it's not the worst situation he's ever found himself in, but marco has to admit it has to be the strangest. (and that includes the time galahad managed to coerce him into wearing matching suits to correspond with loretta's pink plaid dress for her seventh birthday party.) it's for this reason alone that they manage to overpower him like they do and shove him around, but as soon as that shot is administered (right on his butt, what even is that), marco's mind is snapping back into gear.

without a word, he throws back both robots who'd been trying to stuff him into a nearby kennel (with such force that both machines clatter noisily against the wall behind them). it's during his mad glance around for an exit that he spots you, though — perhaps merely standing watch, perhaps also a victim in your own right.

without a second thought, he dashes forward, and though he doesn't hesitate to reach out for your arm, his touch is surprisingly gentle. ]


Are you alright? [ he can only assume you're in the same predicament as him. ] Can you move?

PHASE III >>
[ the crowd around him is jostling and raving, hoards of people shouting taunts and cheers at the top of their lungs. marco himself stands still, swaying only every now and then as the crowd moves against him, but his eyes remain trained on the unfortunate soul who's been shoved into the ring.

someone behind him asks if he wants to throw some money in.

marco smiles, though the action doesn't quite reach his eyes. ]


No thanks. I don't gamble.

CYOA >>
[ have something in mind that you don't see offered here? feel free to go for it, or PM me and work it out! :D ]
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I!

[personal profile] ghettobatman 2015-07-07 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Probably a victim, though he'd managed to avoid the worst of it through sheer reflexes. He didn't miss that little display though - from the sounds of the machines being thrown, whoever that was was a skilled fighter. And strong, too.]

[The arm isn't unwelcome, though, considering he's blind. He gives a little nod of thanks for the concern]


In a manner of speaking.

[He feels around on the ground with his cane with the other arm] Yeah, and I'd like to move out of here. I'm assuming you feel the way.
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sorry about the wait!

[personal profile] garrottes 2015-07-08 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it doesn't occur to marco until the other man speaks — the disability, that is. briefly, marco wonders at the man's lineage, but he's quick to remind himself that he is no longer in ergastulum, where twilights are unfortunately too many to count, to properly care for; he isn't entirely sure where he is, frankly, but he's wary enough to be mindful that rules may not apply here as they do back home.

when he speaks, he makes sure to do so clearly, and in a low and reassuring tone. ]


You would be right.

[ nothing's happened yet, at least nothing that he can detect, but he's certain that shot had been intending to do something to him... best they get out of this space before it happens. ]

To your right—

[ with a steady grip on matt's arm, marco leads the way to what he assumes is the exit. it's the same door the robots had come from, after all. ]