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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme! ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

someplacetobeflying: (ill)

Re: Phase I

[personal profile] someplacetobeflying 2015-07-07 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not moving is great advice and fortunately for the time being, Saskia has no choice but to accept the fact that her body just doesn't want to cooperate on any level. She sighs, slumping back, not trusting herself to do more than turn her head in the direction of that voice.]

Coughing up blood? That's what I have to look forward to? Oh, awesome.

[Her eyes take a moment to focus on him, but when she does, an alarmed frown quickly forms.]

Um...your ears....
spes_phthisica: (It's just the way it changes)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2015-07-07 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He blinks, trying to clear his head a bit, and then lets out a small laugh.]

Oh no, I don't think so. That's just me, and I'm not contagious. That is, I'm not supposed to be so anymore.

[Wow, he sure is great at being comforting, isn't he? But... ears? He reaches up and touches the side of his face, twitching a bit in surprise at what he finds.]

Ah. Those definitely weren't there before. Oh dear...
someplacetobeflying: (alarmed)

[personal profile] someplacetobeflying 2015-07-07 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Saskia's not comforted at all, but to be entirely fair, it's an uphill battle at this point. Even more of one now that she's noticed those definitely-not-normal ears.]

Seriously? They inject us with stuff that makes us feel like shit and then we...change?

[As much as she doesn't want to move, she frantically reaches up to feel her own ears. Nothing weird yet.]

I sure hope you're not, by the way. I don't know if I can take much more of what I have now. [There's a slight wince after that.] Ugh, I sound so whiny, don't I? But I'm almost never sick and then whenever they did shot that all to hell.
spes_phthisica: by nique (There is no decent place to stand)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2015-07-12 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, this is something that hasn't happened so far in this place, and he's not sure he appreciates it. Hopefully, he won't be changing more than this - in that case, he wants to get off this ride.]

I didn't even feel it. Let's hope it doesn't last, huh?

[Because while the ears are no doubt cute, he was perfectly fine with his own.

He shakes his head at her question, making an amused little sounds.]


I'd think anyone would be pretty upset, though. I sure don't like it much, and I've gotten way too used to being sick. I don't feel like sticking around for much longer.
someplacetobeflying: (ill)

[personal profile] someplacetobeflying 2015-07-12 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Take me with you, and I'll be your new best friend. I'll even aim my germs somewhere else, if I can--

[And then nausea takes over, causing her to turn away sharply. At least there's nothing in her stomach at the moment, so all that results is some painful dry-heaving. She winces, groaning.]

Ow....
spes_phthisica: by nique (We teach old hearts to break)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2015-07-12 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He reaches out instinctively to her, possibly to hold her hair back if needed, but it seems like it won't be necessary. Instead he nods, dragging himself slowly to his feet. At least his breathing isn't playing up so far.]

I wouldn't just leave you behind, of course.

[He looks down at his sword thoughtfully, but no, he certainly doesn't feel like blunting it against metal. So instead he spins around, gathering as much momentum as possible in the cramped space, and delivers a hard kick to the metal mesh to the door. After two more, the door has bent enough for the hinges to pop.

Turning back to the girl, he smiles and tilts his head.]


Do you think you can get up?
someplacetobeflying: (pout)

[personal profile] someplacetobeflying 2015-07-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Saskia can't do much of anything for a moment after her dry-heaving spell except hope desperately that her body can get itself under control again. She takes careful, deep breathes while turning to watch him at work, eyebrows raising when the hinges pop.]

Nice work. And...I'll try?

[She's not going to promise anything, especially when feeling this awful. That's a good idea, since the moment she tries to be more upright than she is, the girl wobbles, ready to meet the floor again.]

Shit--