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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme! ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

upheavals: (sʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀ)

Walter | Shin Megami Tensei IV

[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-07 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
PHASE I
[ Shooting the lock off would be the fastest way to get out of this stupid kennel, but it would also be the loudest. He'd already made quite a ruckus after having been shoved into the cage, but after calming down some he's started to go about this problem more reasonably. After all, fighting his way out of here has proven to be the least efficient method.

After the place is clear , he starts going about melting down the bars with a bit of fire magic that he produces from his fingers. The drugs they'd pumped into his body earlier are taking effect. He's a cat person deep down, but the tail and ears he's sprouting resemble a monkey's more than any other animal.

Hey, person next to him! Are you awake and watching? He fully plans on helping you out, if you agree to be his ally. If you happen to be asleep, enjoy being prodded with the sheath of his sword. ]


Hoy... [ He places his finger next to his mouth, warning the other person to stay quiet. Don't rat him out! He'll kick your ass... ] Let's get out of here.
PHASE II
[ All right, so he has no idea how he ended up here, but he's long since realized that asking questions won't get him any answers. He realizes the next best thing he can do is cooperate, or try to.

But this isn't his idea of fun. Staring at the massive head in front of him, he feels his temper rise to a simmering point. He'd just calmed down, too. ]


Damn me! What kind of test is this, if it is a test at all? My sword is intended to be used for fighting and slaying demons, not picking the teeth of someone's oversized pet!

[ He sighs in what seems to be defeat. He's not scared. He's exasperated. If this was the first beast he's had to confront, he might have been a little nervous, but it isn't. If anything, the sight of such fierce teeth fuels his drive to get through this. ]

Well, if this really is a challenge, I suppose I can't back down. Neither should you. [ He turns to his dental partner. ] We've come this far, haven't we?
PHASE III
[ Now... this is what he's talking about. After being thrown into what looks like a ring, Walter almost feels giddy with excitement at the prospect of being challenged for real. Only... what is dropped onto the other side of the ring isn't a fierce competitor or a demon. It's... a bird. A colourful bird. Well, looks can be deceiving.

You can either --

A - Meet him while he's inside the ring. Whether you're a spectator or an opponent is up to you! He'll give the fights his all up until he realizes that he doesn't have to do this.

B - Meet him while he's outside the ring. He's worn from having to deal with wrangling with peacocks and veterinarian assistants alike. He's had enough of this particular challenge and has stepped out of the ring to take a break.

He could really use a drink. ]
BONUS
[ Walter is seated somewhere with a cone around his head. He's not trying to get it off, no -- he's given up on that (for now). Instead, he's trying to reach inside, past the plastic, to try and itch at his face. The cone stretches out too far to allow him to do that, though.

Give a guy a hand? His nose feels like it's on fire. ]
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SCREAM, phase III

[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-07 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And here's Isabeau, over by the counter where they were taking bets for the pool. The odds and various competitors were displayed on the screens overhead, which just reminded her of the Hunter's Associations in Tokyo. She's clutching a small bundle of slips, looking through them. ]

Hmm... I should have won something.
upheavals: (ɪᴍᴘɪsʜ)

SCREAMS?!?! AN ISABEAU?

[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-08 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Right. Tournaments between hunters weren't uncommon back in Tokyo, were they? It's the only reason why Walter entertains the crowd by fighting for so long as he did -- but enough is enough.

After scaling the walls of the ring and entering the crowd of spectators, Walter begins his search for his weapons and his coat. His tunic hangs in a heap around his waist, leaving his upper body bare and exposed. Red marks litter his skin like a canvas, like they've been put on a display after a rough confrontation with an exotic bird.

Most people call after him, whooping and shouting for him to get back into the ring, but none dare approach. They see him as a wild, dangerous animal after all. His actions are unpredictable.

It's the splash of royal blue that catches his eye. The coat of the Samurai is unique enough that he knows that it's not just a cheap copy of something familiar to him. ]


Had I not seen it with my own eyes, I'd have hardly believed it! Isabeau?

[ Seeing her now, after everything they've been through, should be awkward, but for some reason it isn't. He's ecstatic to meet with one of his friends, even if they're no longer his comrade. In the scheme of things, it's a relief. ]

What's this? [ He'll try nabbing one of those slips. ]
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-08 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're safe!

[ She still gets worried every time any one of them goes on tournaments like these, but even if they aren't on the same side anymore, seeing Walter do well made her smile. ]

But you're injured and you probably need some rest - hey!

[ Aaaand those slips get snatched out of her hand before she can react. If Walter looks at all of those slips in turn, it seems that Isabeau has made a profit on Walter's antics. She seems to have bet on all sorts of actions that he would do in the ring - ranging from attempting to flap his arms like a bird to all out victory. ]
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-08 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He can't read.... So when he looks down at the slips, all he can do is squint his eyes and look confused. ]

These are the wagers you've placed, aren't they?? Hoy! This is my name! [ He at least is able to tell that much. He even points at his name clearly written on the slip. ]

Did you win anything? [ He won all of the fights he actually participated in, at least. If she bet wisely, she should have gotten something! ]
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-08 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I did win, yes. I'm glad all that running around Tokyo served you well in a fight.

[ She tilts her head to the machine that they're standing in front of. ]

If you insert the slips into this machine, it'll tell how much the winnings are and dispense them accordingly.

[ Now Isabeau's extending a hand for them back. ]

So if you would hand them back to me, Walter...
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-08 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And why should I? [ Sorry, Isabeau. He raises his arm, keeping those slips out of reach as he regards her with a critical eye. ]

These are technically my winnings, yes? After all, if memory serves me correctly, it wasn't you who did all the work in that ring.
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-09 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'll share the winnings with you!

[ She says, still trying to reach for them from him. She's really invested in getting some of that money because this place has the collected edition of The Rose of Versailles. She needs it. ]
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-09 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Now isn't that something! How gracious of you to offer, really. [ He sighs and relents, dropping his arm to let her snatch the slips out of his hand!! But don't run off too quickly. He'll be glued to your side in case you decide to take off with the winnings. ]

Wait a moment -- if you're here... Then what about Flynn? Jonathan?
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-09 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Victory! She gets the slips and counts them all again, making sure they're all in one piece still. ]

I've been all around and asked, but I've not seen Flynn or Jonathan anywhere.

{ Isabeau shakes her head sadly as she starts feeding the slips of paper to the machine. ]

It seems like it's just me and you here in this place.
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-20 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Just you and me, huh? [ He tries not to look too solemn or disappointed about such information. Not that he dislikes the idea of being alone with you Isabeau, but he really wanted the chance to see Flynn and talk to him. ]

I'm surprised you're trying to make the best out of an otherwise ludicrous situation. It seems I've finally rubbed off on you. [ Yeah, giving himself credit somehow. ]
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look, she's been through a lot at this point. She was with Flynn as he went and did all these strange things to be a champion of the people that's learned to roll with it. ]

I learned a lot from Oscar...

[ She finishes feeding the slips in and a notice displays on the screen: tap CereVice to transfer credits. Isabeau points to the Gauntlet on his arm. ]

Hold it up to the screen, Walter.
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-20 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oscar? He looks stumped for a moment before he remembers that manga she's always on about. ] Oh.

Like this? [ He does as he's told for once!! ]
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[personal profile] spoilerfree 2015-07-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Beep beep boop! Burroughs speaks once Walter pulls away. ]

Credits loaded.

[ Isabeau holds up her own Gauntlet to the screen and her own Burroughs repeats the same thing. ]

Happy now?

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ii!!

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Is it her, or does the things he say not match his image? Never judge a book by its cover, that's for certain.

You need not use a sword at all. [She lifts up a giant brush.] Perhaps this is easier. [She didn't say "better".]
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-08 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ That earns a bark of a laugh. He... wasn't expecting that. ]

You've come prepared, I see. I have to commend you for that.

[ Approaching the beast, he takes it upon himself to keep between the girl and the jaws of their client. It's the gentlemanly thing to do. Offer himself up as the first snack if it tries for a taste --- well, not that he'd let it. ]

Have you done this before?
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[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-08 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I just located it over there... [She turns her heads and looks towards a corner. Vaguely.] But ah, thank you. I only thought that we needed tools.

[Tools for this though? Seriously? She might not actually fear their predicament, but she is still confused about why. And this one here, her partner in crime, he has good intentions that she can appreciate. But she wouldn't want him to get hurt in the process.]

Never in my life. I have no idea where to start.
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-09 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Vaguely. Right! He'll follow her gaze a bit absently, but keeps his attention mostly fixated on her. And the brush. The sight of a grown woman handling a brush bigger than she is -- well, it's a lot to behold. It's a bit silly. He's trying not to grin too much as she turns back to meet his eyes. ]

Well, I'd be deceiving you if I told you I did. Perhaps this was intended to be a learning experience.

Between the two of us, I don't think this will be too hard of a challenge.

So, uh, let's get started then. Care to hand me the brush? [ He'll hold out one hand. Because he's confident he can wield it with one hand, like it's a sword. ]
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[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-12 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[It's okay, she's often laughed at anyway, WHAT A LIFE. Not that she notices that he's really amused by all of this.]

They it will be a first for us. Both. But ah...I hope that it will not be a challenge. [Is there a way to pacify the beast?!

She's unsure if she should hand him the brush, but he seems enthusiastic about this whole task all of a sudden. Reluctantly, she hands it over.]
Where will you start first?
upheavals: (sᴘʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ)

[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you not start at the front whenever you brush your teeth? Because if you have other ideas, I'd like to hear them. By all means.

[ Now... where's the paste they're going to use to clean these pearly whites? Ah, ... well, there is the small tube on the tray, but will that be enough? Walter works on uncapping the tube and squeezing ALL of the contents out on the bristles. ]
counterattacked: (and we want it now)

I can't believe I'm doing this. phase I ig.

[personal profile] counterattacked 2015-07-08 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Not only is the guy next to Walter very much awake—and very much pissed off—he's making sure everyone around him knows it. And he has been ever since they tossed him (fighting tooth and nail) into the crate. At some point he stops shouting (a righteous litany all the while. "oi, you bastards— we're not animals— you can't just—") to fully turn his slightly-battered focus on ramming his shoulder into the bars of the cage. But his fury doesn't seem to have softened for it. Hackles up, teeth bared.

(Maybe it's the drugs.

...Then again, maybe he's just always like that.)

That he's finally shut up for a few breaths means that he finally seems to become aware of Walter trying to catch his attention. He stalls his assault on the door for a second to look over at him, sharply.
]

Out? [Say that again, he's listening. His hands pull in and out of restless fists, knuckles bruising, split in places where they'd caught the cage wrong. Craning his neck to catch a glimpse of what Walter's doing to the door.] How?
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upheavals: (ʙᴜʀʀᴏᴜɢʜs)

omg... come on, it's all good fun.

[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-08 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Please don't pounce and bite, Eren please do actually.

It's not like Walter doesn't notice his erratic, aggressive behaviour. Anyone else would consider him to be a liability and maybe leave him behind, but Walter believes he deserves a chance at freedom just as much as he does. As a human being, it's his duty to help a fellow man out. ]


I've found us a way out. You just have to trust me and listen to what I have to say.

You must continue what you were doing before. If the room goes too quiet, they'll start to suspect something. [ He keeps his hand clenched around the bars, holding the gate shut as the vet assistants outside begin leaving the room. They shut off the lights before shutting the door behind themselves. ]

If you're prepared to fight if it comes to it, all the better.
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I'm never fun, this is strange and alien territory.

[personal profile] counterattacked 2015-07-08 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Angie please control yourself.

The quarters in his cage are cramped and his visibility is sort of shit for it—and he'd been very busy being pissed off in the direction of his captors—so most of the odd shit (magic? monkey...tails...) happening from Walter's direction has flown under his radar.

Until the lights dim, and the flicker of fire magic does not. His expression creases and his posture squares up, brows drawing together.

But he is listening. And he can take direction when he wants to. He pushes himself away from the side of the cage to ram his shoulder into the barred door again. I doesn't budge, but it rattles, loudly. Once again echoing through the room.
]

Whatever it is, do it.

[If it gets them out, he's more than prepared to fight. He's been trying all this time. No reason to stop now.]
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[personal profile] upheavals 2015-07-09 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Walter's biggest worry right now is that these people have cropped up some kind of method of turning human beings into demons. It's not unheard of, especially after what he's seen back home. He has a half-mind to cut off the tail before it grows to its full length.

But they'll have to deal with that after. Right now getting out of here is priority.

Opening the door of the kennel, he quickly moves out and stretches up to his legs. He practically staggers from the numbness still rattling his bones, but stabilizes well enough in order to move to Eren's kennel and begin working on disabling the lock there. ]


We haven't much time. [ Becoming a demon is a gruesome process from what he remembers, but he'd always wondered if being one really was all that bad. Regardless of what he thinks, what he feels is a churning sensation deep inside his gut. It makes him sick, thinking about the prospect. ] I'm beginning to change and I don't know what will happen afterwards.
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[personal profile] counterattacked 2015-07-10 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a small and desperate thrill of triumph when at least one of them manages to get himself out. (It's a start.) Fingers twisted into the bars, he stops rattling them again while Walter works at his own lock, watching closely to see how he manages it. Eren's always been particularly unfond of captivity. Had too much of it for too long not to hold his freedom close to his heart. No human was meant to live life behind walls like cattle. It's humiliating, insulting, wrong.]

Change?

[That they're pressed for time doesn't surprise him. Whatever kind of asshole thinks it's okay to kidnap people, to lock them up in cages—they need to put a stop to it. Change, though, he doesn't yet follow. They don't have demons where he's from. (Though they do have monsters of their own. He's pretty familiar with shapeshifting, actually. Just a very specific kind.)]