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//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE

//TESTDRIVE9.0.EXE



Hey there! Did you know that yearly check-ups are the best preventative medicine you can give to your darling CYbuddy? Their health is of the utmost importance and from the Pomeranian to the Velociraptor, it's so very necessary to give your CYbuddy what he or she needs to be as happy and healthy as can be. After all, CYbuddies are the first and last defense in the war against loneliness, so you must do your best to protect the ones you have! You wouldn't want to be a friendless CYbuddy-less loser, would you? Through thick and thin, rain or shine, your CYbuddy will love you forever. And ever. And ever. Do not disappoint your CYbuddy.

You blink and suddenly find yourself in what looks like a doctor's waiting room, completely alone aside from the robot receptionist. Posters line the walls in various degrees of friendliness. Actually, is this the vet? It kind of looks like the vet. In fact, when you look down towards your lap, there will be a creature snoozing comfortably on you. Really, how did you not notice? The creature's collar names him Fluffy. (That's a dumb name, why did you name your pet Fluffy? Be more creative!) If you decide to call out to the receptionist, they will ignore you, but soon after you will hear clacking of sharp nails on the floor as someone -- or something -- comes out of the back room.

No worries, it's just the doctor.


Greetings! My name is Thelonious T-Bone the Third and I will be Fluffy's doctor today. I will take good care of your dear Fluffy and be right back to you with him or her in a jiffy. You can, of course, completely trust me for I am the best in the business! No other Velociraptor can treat and heal pets as well as I, most certainly. But there is one tiny little thing, you see. My nurse is out sick today and my hands are too small and dangerous to work well without accidentally killing your poor pet. So, to make up for this, I will need you to be my nurse today. Do you think you can handle that?

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 09:00 ] Welcome to ViViD's state of the art pet care simulator. It looks like everyone is ready and willing to get started -- maybe a little too eager to get started. There seems to have been a minor misunderstanding actually and Dr. T-Bone seems to think that... well, that you're the pet. Didn't he see Fluffy's collar? (Still, such a dumb name!)

If you don't think fast, you're likely to be shoved into a kennel or forced into getting really uncomfortable shots (to prevent rabies, you see; side effects include dizziness, nausea, sprouting animal ears for a few hours and the increased desire to bite people). At least you'll have company since it looks like this mistake is happening to everyone. Might as well get cozy and get to know the people stuck in the kennels next to you while you're here.

PHASE II

[ 12:00 ] It's time to actually be the nurse! And time to treat one of Dr. T-Bone's most prominent clients. You will be led to, well, a dinosaur -- a T-Rex to be exact. And you will be told that your job is to take care of its teeth.

That's right. Someone has to clean all of those teeth. And it looks like you're the lucky sap who got the job. Don't worry, the Tyrannosaurus Rex's name tag proclaims it to be vegan (and to go by the name of Sir Gadzooks) so it should be perfectly safe to reach into that gaping maw and start cleaning those teeth.

Alternatively, you could make your dental assistant do it; looks like you weren't the only one to get dragged into this farce. The question is, which one is handling the sharp pointy objects, and which one is sticking their hand into that mouth?

Also, it's not really a vegan dinosaur, that was a great big lie. And it's very, very hungry -- now might be a good time to run.

PHASE III

[ 13:00 ] Hope you weren't doing anything important (like sticking your hand into the mouth of a dinosaur), because someone is now throwing a blindfold over your eyes and hustling you right into the basement. A couple of twists and turns later, and you're being shoved into what appears to be an underground... peacock fighting ring? With a jaunty peacock headband on and none of your weapons on you, it seems as though you've been mistaken for a particularly ugly peacock and have been tossed into the ring.

Look out though. Those peacocks look mean. They'll go straight for the eyes if they get the chance, and will peck away merrily at your head. Of course, the walls aren't that high all things considered (they're peacocks), so it probably wouldn't be that hard to escape the ring.

(Or, if you manage to find your way down there yourself, you can always join in on the ludicrously outlandish betting pool. It might be a good way to get some cash -- if you bet on the right peacock.

Actually, is that Mr. T-Bone in the crowd too? Someone get the quack out of here!)

PHASE IV

[ 16:00 ] There's someone whispering.

It's a quiet, throaty whisper, and no matter where you are in the ViViD level, you can hear it. Sometimes, it's clearer than others. Sometimes, it can barely be heard at all. But it's always there, whispering, "Come closer. Come closer. Come closer."

If you should gather up your courage and follow those whispers, they will lead you to a... bird. Upon seeing you, the bird will begin to speak again in that throaty whisper, this time detailing the destruction of your world, down to the tiniest of details, such as the look on your best friend's face as they died, or the last words of your most important person. It's almost hypnotic, so much so that you can't pull away --

And just like that, the bird squawks, and it's over. What was that about? Hopefully nobody else heard all of that.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You go to speak with the vet, whether to complain about your treatment at the hands of the others, the fact that you had to play dino dentistry or to let him know that there's an illegal peacock fighting ring below his practice, and before you know it there's talk of "just to be safe" and "you never know what someone with an attitude like that will do" -- which, what? All of a sudden Dr. T-Bone and his receptionist are shoving you into a cone of shame. How embarrassing! And no matter what you do, it just won't come off.

In fact, if nothing else, it seems magnetically attracted to the walls and anyone else wearing one. If one of those poor fools happen to be within a ten foot radius of you, prepare yourselves for a massive collision. What a pain, right? It seems like the cones won't come off until you (and your magnetic partner) get out of this confounded level. If only you could find the exit (and Fluffy too -- where'd he get off to?)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme! ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Ninth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

overgrowth: (super mature)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Worry about your own problems.

[ like the fact that you're scrubbing a t-rex's teeth, vietnam... the t-rex which kanda is kicking lightly. it growls deep, so loud that its frame vibrates, but kanda stays where he is for now. ]
hoasen: (do you need this?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
My problems are surprisingly few, you are the one keeping it down.

[Don't worry, Kanda, she can regrow limbs! Her healing doesn't kill her like his does (OHHHHH). And Kanda, stop aggravating the t-rex otherwise she will be in trouble.]

There. [She's scrubbed firmly once, but she's unsure if she missed a spot at this angle.] Do you see anywhere else I need to scrub?
overgrowth: (>:V)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow, rude. not everyone can be the anthropomorphic representation of a country!! ]

Over there.

[ actually being vaguely helpful, kanda points—and his boot slips slightly. he doesn't fall, but the t-rex lifts its head, ready to roar—! ]
hoasen: (seek)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[True, he's just got Bad Luck. Toooo baaaaad.

She was totally prepared to go scrub over where he pointed, but as soon as the t-rex shuffles slightly (listen to that air getting sucked in--!!) she immediately shoves the brush down against its jaw to try to get it to be stable. It may or may not work, it's just a brush!]


H-how does one even pacify a dinosaur?!
overgrowth: (>:V)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ the worst luck. also, kanda didn't know what a dinosaur was before this (or if he did, it was only in the vaguest terms), and it's not the best introduction. ]

How am I supposed to know? [ he moves to hop down, finally. the t-rex snorts. ] Feed it something?
hoasen: (did I leave the cat in the oven...)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Who needs to know dinosaurs when they have worst things to handle. Then again, dinosaurs are pretty bad (everyone looks towards the entire Jurassic franchise).

They're brushing its teeth though, it's counterproductive to feed it! Then again, it might keep it happy.]


They say it is a vegan dinosaur, despite it being of a carnivorous species. I can see if there are any vegetables around for it to eat. [Would they even keep food around here.]
overgrowth: (bye)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's true. akuma have definitely killed more people than dinosaurs. ]

With these teeth? [ snorts. ] No way it's going to eat vegetables.

[ despite saying that, kanda kicks it lightly again. so he has no one but himself to blame when the t-rex turns its head and closes its jaws around his ankle! ]
hoasen: (TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[If only a meteor can get rid of the Akuma...]

You're right, I do wonder if it's--...!!

[WHAT JUST HAPPENED. She's trying to pry its mouth open now BAD T-REX. BAD (more like bad Kanda, but shh).]

Let go of him! Let go!!
overgrowth: (nrnghghnr)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck! [ he tries to kick, which makes it worse. there's blood seeping into the bottom of his boots already. vietnam's attempts to help don't work out very well, the t-rex simply snarls and shakes its head a little. ] Ow! Shit, this bastard—

[ kanda this was all your fault, shush. ]
hoasen: (HUH)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Kanda stop moving!!!] Let me handle it! Don't move or it'll try to bite down harder!

[WELL, THAT'S DOG LOGIC BUT YOU KNOW. Kanda look what you did.

She's got her hands now on it's upper jaw, and her foot on the lower, and tries to use her entire body to lever it open. It might be strong, but she's just hoping that she can open it enough for him to pull his foot out.]
Whenever you get a chance--!

[If not, they need a new plan. Bribery?]
overgrowth: (hair everywhere)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ kanda hisses out another noise of pain. as vietnam tries to pry the t-rex's jaws open, the dinosaur rumbles low again, but its jaws part just slightly—enough for kanda to pull his leg back out.

he loses his boot, though. ]


Dammit! Fuck, this stupid lizard...

[ ah, he's pulling his sword out now. the dinosaur, in turn, starts lumbering as if to rise. ]
hoasen: (someone better be dying)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[GOODBYE BOOT. Better get a new set anyway rather than try to get that one back, it's all damaged. As soon as he's free though, she lets go and rushes over to his side to look at his foot.]

We need to get that tended too! [NO TIME TO FIGHT! Especially now the t-rex is rising, she glances quickly over. Ah, it does like meat.] If you cannot run, I will help.
overgrowth: (URGH)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
No. I'm going to kill this damn thing for biting me.

[ his leg is already starting to heal. the imbalance of only having one shoe is kind of a bigger problem at the moment, but he takes up a stance with his sword, ready to strike as the t-rex exposes its neck. ]
hoasen: (oh look popped balloon)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[It only bit you because you made it do so, Kanda! But alas, it is too late now, he's about to fight.

She does raise her eyebrow when she looks at his foot though, it's stopped bleeding? At least there's no pool of blood around him like the yandere simulator. But she still doesn't want him rushing into battle.]


Wait--! [She says that but she knows better to stop a man with a sword when there's a t-rex right there. It could put them into greater danger.]
overgrowth: (obsessed w/ swords)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ kanda barely glances at her when she calls for him to wait, already stepping forward and swinging the blade in a controlled, forceful arc. thank god for innocence, because it makes his blade tough enough to cut through the t-rex's neck. a spray of blood results, spattering over most of kanda and... probably vietnam, if she doesn't move. ]
hoasen: (goddamn macs)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[She can't even call out to him because she doesn't know his name yet!!! But ah, it's too late.

And now she's covered in blood. Thanks, you're the best. She wipes it away from her face first before she approaches.]


I wonder if we are going to get into trouble for this.
overgrowth: (Default)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I got rid of a hazard to society.

[ it was just there to get its teeth cleaned!! kanda shakes blood off his blade and sheathes it again. ]
hoasen: (do you need this?)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
But, I thought it was someone's pet? Or a very important client...?

[WE WILL REMEMBER YOU, T-REX...SORT OF.] Even so, how is your leg? The bleeding looked to have stopped. [Which was strange.]
overgrowth: (bye)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Still a murderous beast.

[ kanda looks down at his own leg, tilts it a little. ]

It's fine.
hoasen: (pathways)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I am just afraid that someone might consider what happened murderous.

[She looks again too, but she can't tell how well it is when there's blood still on the fabric. It just looks better, that's all.]

Would you like to sit down? We should get away from this [CRIME] scene either way.
overgrowth: (>:V)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-07 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need to sit.

[ he looks around. dr. t-bone isn't here, but he'll probably come by soon because kanda just murdered one of his very prominent clients. oops. ]

How do I get out of this place?
hoasen: (fields)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[She still wants him to SIT DOWN but then he doesn't even look like he's in pain anymore. How?]

In a perfect world? By walking straight out the front door. I'm not sure we're going to be that lucky.
overgrowth: (byeeeee)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-08 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ kanda doesn't even reply this time, just glares at her. no, lady, he doesn't need to sit. ]

Some kind of magic trap?
hoasen: (seek)

[personal profile] hoasen 2015-07-08 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yo glares mean nothing to her.]

Perhaps. If there is one, they intend to keep us here until we finish suffering their tasks.
overgrowth: (tall dark and douchey)

[personal profile] overgrowth 2015-07-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's bullshit. [ straight up. ] What're they doing to keep people here? Barriers?

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