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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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He's still on the loose! Hurry up and find that cat!
[He froze in place. Cat? A cat? Guess who had a cat - this guy did. But this guy's cat was at home, safe and curling up for his own hourly nap. Or... maybe the fur clinging onto his mysteriously open travel sack said otherwise. Judai sighed. Time to go pick him up.]
Hey! I saw that cat! [Judai jabbed a finger at one of the halls behind him.] He went that way.
[After the staff members thanked him and ran in the direction he told them to, Judai grinned mischievously and sprinted in the opposite direction. He then spotted the equally as mischievous animal sitting in front of a kid while staring at Judai, almost as if expecting him. Slowing down his pace, he approached the little runaway and his seemingly new goggle wearing companion.]
There you are, Pharaoh. You little rascal.
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Yuya had just stepped out of the washroom after trying to clear his head of the first few seconds he saw of the true nature of My Petite Equestrian Experience. A good splash of cold water in the face is a good supplement for brain bleach, right? He had only just exited when he was suddenly approached by a cat. Yuya has seen his fair share of weird things, but seeing a pet is so...out of place in a theater. Or is it a stray? He sort of just stands there, staring at the feline in a dumbfounded manner until its head turns toward the sound of commotion down the hall.]
On the run, buddy? [He manages an amused smile. So when he's suddenly joined by another teen who's apparently familiar with the cat, Yuya takes a moment to scoop the feline up before it can get away. Good thing he's used to his mom's fat cats, but there is a muffled 'oomf' when he hoists it into his arms.]
I got 'em, don't worry...Although, I wouldn't suggest sticking around here with him unless you want to get kicked out.
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[Relieving the goggled kid of his heavy burden, he popped Pharaoh back into his bag, closing the top just enough to leave his head out in the open.]
Instant stuffed animal! Works every time. But hey, thanks for watching over him. Usually he likes to do whatever he wants, so I let him, but getting captured like a felon isn't exactly on that agenda.
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And yeah, no problem! He's the one who found me, actually. Is he normally good with strangers?
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Heh, this guy could sleep like this if he wanted to. [He glances at the now sleeping Pharaoh in his bag.] But really...? You got food? If not, he doesn't pay attention to anyone unless...
[Judai pauses to lean in closer, inspecting the other kid as if he were buying fruit on sale.]
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Oh man, he really hopes this guy isn't like Sora. Yuya likes his personal space around strangers. So when he's suddenly being scrutinized, Yuya's smile becomes a smidge irked as he...subtly leans away.]
Ah? No, but I might smell like popcorn. [SWEAR TO GOD, IF HE GETS SNIFFED--] I'm pretty good with animals too. Maybe he somehow figured that out.
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Hey, do you know that person? [He points at the area directly behind Yuya.] They're waving at you.
[It was a lie. But Yuya only needed to turn away for just a few seconds.]
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Wait a sec-- are you sure? [Even squinting a bit because he's not seeing any familiar pink hair. Then turning back to Judai:] Must have been someone else.
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Once the kid turned around, Judai's eyes glowed a bright heterochromatic color not unlike Yuya's key dragon. By the time Yuya turned his head back around, its color was already back to his normal brown.]
...Guess so. Anyway, you play Duel Monsters don't you?
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Yeah! How'd you know? [Seriously, he looks delighted to hear that someone knows of the game, considering he's been trying it to everything and anyone who will listen.] I only know two other people here who play. Are you a duelist too?
[Oh man, he's already itching to pull out his duel disk from his pocket.]
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[That and
your ridiculous multi-colored hairhe sensed the presence of Yuya's monsters, but never mind that. With a little grin on his face, he points a thumb at his own chest.]And whoops - guess I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Judai Yuki, a duelist.
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Senpai~~~ （๑✧∀✧๑）Yup, even an innocent little sparkle in his eyes.]Heheh, you're right! That's definitely the bonds of duelists!
[But right, introductions:] I'm Yuya, Yuya Sakaki! Entertainment duelist in the making!
[Because there's kind of a new difference between a regular duelist and an entertainment duelist in his time.]
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En... Entertainment?
[Is that what kids call it these days? He's getting too old for this.]
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"Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the earth and dancing in the air alongside their monsters! They storm through this field! Behold! This is the newest and greatest evolution of Dueling! ACTIOOOOON...DUEL!"
...Like that, you know? But in a Solid Vision arena.
[GUESS WHO'S FROM THE FUTURE!]
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I have no idea what this is - no clue whatsoever, but you say this before every duel? Sweet! Things sure have changed after I graduated.
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But...you only seem a little older than Kurosaki. [HEADTIIIIILT. Now he's the one getting to scrutinize here while he checks over Judai's outfit for any markings that remind him of a duel school.]
So if it wasn't that long ago, you've got to have of Action Duels somehow. What school did you go to? I guess it can't be an LDS branch since they're up-to-date.
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[But now Judai is the one to tilt his head.] And I don't know anything about this LDS and what-not, but I came from Duel Academia! It feels like I just graduated yesterday... but really, it's been a while since I've been there.
[Forgive him for all of his old man talk, he's only eighteen.]
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No, there's something darker there. Like a shrouded malice that not even Yuya is aware of.
Except when he does come back to his senses, there's a wariness he can't quite shake. Of course simply Academia mentioned in passing rings alarm bells thanks to everything Yuto told him, but there's...something else he can't quite put his finger on. And it's almost like he forgot to breathe for a second, making him suck in a sudden gulp of air before he fixes a smile in place. It's easy to call it a fake compared to his previous one.]
Well...if he does appear, I'm sure he'll be happy to duel you.
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It was just as he and Yubel suspected - there was darkness within Yuya's heart, one that was bound to swallow him whole. Oh, he knew this sensation all too well. He had seen it many times before, but not quite like this. And while he could not determine the darkness that currently occupied the boy, he knew it would soon come to identify itself. There was also the matter of the second soul resting inside him. So naturally, Judai couldn't leave him alone. This was his responsibility as the Supreme King.]
...What's wrong, Yuya?
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I...I-I don't.... [know. What's going on?
Everything inside of him is screaming to pull out his duel disk. He's Academia. He's a threat. Academia destroyed everything.] ...want to fight you.
I don't want to fight you. [Stronger this time, but Yuya's clearly battling with his thoughts.] I remembered something-- no Yuto told me that Academia destroyed his home. But...you don't seem like a bad guy. [But then again he thought Sora was fine too.
Yuya retreats now as his head begins to spin. His back hits the wall behind him with a thump, and his hands scramble to pull his goggles down over his eyes.]
I...should go. I don't feel good.
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[Ignoring the uncertain glances from passerby, he continued:] I want to help you, Yuya. But if you still want to duel, that's fine with me. I'll accept your challenge.
[He racked his brain, trying to reason with this puzzling situation. There was some spread of misinformation going around, but from which side? Judai had to fill in the missing gaps of information before their first meeting took a turn for the worse. He had to find out if something happened to the Academia...]
But before that, tell me this. What happened between the Academia and this Yuto?
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Oh? He's not quite gone yet, and he hasn't set his deck to start up the machine. Although when Yuya does speak, it's only to regurgitate information that he knows from his limited time with the dark duelist. ]
Academia sent soldiers from the Fusion dimension to Yuto's home in XYZ. They invaded, turned everyone into cards...Yuto's been fighting for years. Against Fusion...Academia...He came to Standard to save his friend too.
[Then, more quietly:] He's not here though, so why does it hurt?
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[Judai wordlessly sets his own duel disk on his arm, but doesn't activate it. He sees Yuya's trembling hands and decides to approach this a different way.]
I don't really like the idea of Academia attacking people, but if you say it is - then I believe you. But you gotta confirm something for me. [He raises up his arm to display his duel disk at a good angle, where Yuya can see it as clear as day.]
This is my duel disk - seen anything like it before? Anything maybe those people you're talking about would use?
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It's an old model. N-not what they used, but it looks like it's based on the original duel disks. [Yuya's shoulders slump, some tension leaving but still completely confused about...not being in control of himself. His hands ball into fists and release, repeat, just to test. Crisis averted?]
I'm sorry...Sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. [And the shame of not knowing is hitting him hard.]
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Hey, don't worry about it. [He approached Yuya from the side and seated himself on the floor, patting the ground to motion the other to join him.] You wanted to know if I was the bad guy or not. No big deal. But I wasn't lying about wanting to duel you, y'know.
[He stretches out his hands and arms, imitating what Yuya had shown him just a few minutes ago.] Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the... dirt...? Denting... Ehh - anyway, an action duel! Just you and me having a fun time.
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