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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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No, there's something darker there. Like a shrouded malice that not even Yuya is aware of.
Except when he does come back to his senses, there's a wariness he can't quite shake. Of course simply Academia mentioned in passing rings alarm bells thanks to everything Yuto told him, but there's...something else he can't quite put his finger on. And it's almost like he forgot to breathe for a second, making him suck in a sudden gulp of air before he fixes a smile in place. It's easy to call it a fake compared to his previous one.]
Well...if he does appear, I'm sure he'll be happy to duel you.
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It was just as he and Yubel suspected - there was darkness within Yuya's heart, one that was bound to swallow him whole. Oh, he knew this sensation all too well. He had seen it many times before, but not quite like this. And while he could not determine the darkness that currently occupied the boy, he knew it would soon come to identify itself. There was also the matter of the second soul resting inside him. So naturally, Judai couldn't leave him alone. This was his responsibility as the Supreme King.]
...What's wrong, Yuya?
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I...I-I don't.... [know. What's going on?
Everything inside of him is screaming to pull out his duel disk. He's Academia. He's a threat. Academia destroyed everything.] ...want to fight you.
I don't want to fight you. [Stronger this time, but Yuya's clearly battling with his thoughts.] I remembered something-- no Yuto told me that Academia destroyed his home. But...you don't seem like a bad guy. [But then again he thought Sora was fine too.
Yuya retreats now as his head begins to spin. His back hits the wall behind him with a thump, and his hands scramble to pull his goggles down over his eyes.]
I...should go. I don't feel good.
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[Ignoring the uncertain glances from passerby, he continued:] I want to help you, Yuya. But if you still want to duel, that's fine with me. I'll accept your challenge.
[He racked his brain, trying to reason with this puzzling situation. There was some spread of misinformation going around, but from which side? Judai had to fill in the missing gaps of information before their first meeting took a turn for the worse. He had to find out if something happened to the Academia...]
But before that, tell me this. What happened between the Academia and this Yuto?
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Oh? He's not quite gone yet, and he hasn't set his deck to start up the machine. Although when Yuya does speak, it's only to regurgitate information that he knows from his limited time with the dark duelist. ]
Academia sent soldiers from the Fusion dimension to Yuto's home in XYZ. They invaded, turned everyone into cards...Yuto's been fighting for years. Against Fusion...Academia...He came to Standard to save his friend too.
[Then, more quietly:] He's not here though, so why does it hurt?
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[Judai wordlessly sets his own duel disk on his arm, but doesn't activate it. He sees Yuya's trembling hands and decides to approach this a different way.]
I don't really like the idea of Academia attacking people, but if you say it is - then I believe you. But you gotta confirm something for me. [He raises up his arm to display his duel disk at a good angle, where Yuya can see it as clear as day.]
This is my duel disk - seen anything like it before? Anything maybe those people you're talking about would use?
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It's an old model. N-not what they used, but it looks like it's based on the original duel disks. [Yuya's shoulders slump, some tension leaving but still completely confused about...not being in control of himself. His hands ball into fists and release, repeat, just to test. Crisis averted?]
I'm sorry...Sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. [And the shame of not knowing is hitting him hard.]
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Hey, don't worry about it. [He approached Yuya from the side and seated himself on the floor, patting the ground to motion the other to join him.] You wanted to know if I was the bad guy or not. No big deal. But I wasn't lying about wanting to duel you, y'know.
[He stretches out his hands and arms, imitating what Yuya had shown him just a few minutes ago.] Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the... dirt...? Denting... Ehh - anyway, an action duel! Just you and me having a fun time.
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Kicking the earth and dancing in the air alongside their monsters. [He let's out a sigh before bringing up his knees to his chest.] We'd have to use ViViD-- the virtual immersion place, in order to have solid holograms for an action duel... Maybe another time though? I-- I don't want to start acting weird again. I want to bring smiles to everyone, like Yuto wanted, but I'm not sure if I could do right that now.
[A real smile eventually comes into focus even with his goggles obscuring his eyes:] I definitely want to duel you sometime, though.