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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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[Without another moment to lose, she quickly got up from her seat and gestured Yosuke out of the place. She wasn't sure what was going on but whatever it was, ponies were not this boy's friend!]
No seriously, do ponies really make you that sick? No offence but they're harmless, you don't need to get ill over that!
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That's it! I'm scarred for life, I need outta here! I can't take this anymore! Where's a trashcan I'M GUNNA PUKE!
[Starts to run out of the theater!]
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Uh...there there? Hey, look on the bright side, at least you're not in there anymore and you can just take it easy! I mean, there are a bunch of other movies you can watch so you don't need to be scared of ponies anymore!
[Ahahaha...so she thought]
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Those! Weren't! Ponies! [He says after he manages to lift his head. But now that they're in better light? The girl that followed him isn't half bad looking, and she's really nice.]
You didn't have to follow me out here, I think I'm going to be oka-
[LURCH oops he thought about the movie scene again and pukes a little in the trash can.]
Oh man......
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If those weren't ponies, then tell me, what did you see? It must have been really gross if you're throwing up that much!
But don't worry about it! I'm not going to leave you hanging and throwing up! And besides, it kind of reeks right now.
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Let's just say, what I saw is something no man should ever have to see in his lifetime.
[It wounds him. Use your imagination Anna. The worst thing ever.]
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[You're not helping, Anna!]
The worst thing ever? [Now that was a good question. What was the worst thing ever for a boy his age to see? Uuuhhhh....
Uh....
UHHHHHHHHH]
I don't know? Eating a bunch of raw food? [You're talking to a very sheltered princess, Yosuke]
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It's like... you ever see those magazines that are definitely adult material?
[Oh boy this will go well]
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What else did you expect me to say? How should I know what your worst nightmare ever was suppose to be? You can't tell me these things and have it be vague!
[Either way, she simply raised an eyebrow at him]
Uh...no? What adult material?
[Oh the joys of living in the 1800s]
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You know...like, porn?
[He says it kinda quietly too, no need to share with perfect strangers his perv]
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Oh.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now Yosuke can see the slow blush that was creeping on her face!]
W-what? Why would you even see porn in the movies? How can...how can you even see that when there were ponies running around?
Just...how?!
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Dude, lots of people go to see rated X crap, they just don't talk about it! I have no clue how they got it in there, but they're gunna pay. The mental damages I suffered in there can never be repaired!
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[And the joys of being a Disney princess too]
Whoever did this, they're going to get a piece of my mind! If they can show it here, just think! Who else might have saw it other than you?
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If you didn't see it, then I have no idea who else coulda. Anyone in that theater might of seen something potentially life scarring! How did you get so lucky that you only saw ponies?
[Maybe...it's because she's so innocent that it didn't show her anything gross!]
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I just can't believe there are people who would even want to see porn and for everyone to see too!
Ugh, that isn't going to go away anytime soon is it? [And when you're locked up for 15 years of your life too]
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It probably isn't, I mean, they're totally okay with showing it and freaking everyone out in the process. [Namely him] I think if they weren't okay with it, then it wouldn't be here in the first place. [Good explanation! Surely she'll get it!]
But hey, you didn't see it at all! So there's that, right?
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Yeah but that still doesn’t explain why they thought it was a good idea to show it. I mean, I still don’t understand why I only saw ponies while you and probably everyone else saw….something else but that’s besides the point!
[She wanted to get to the bottom of this!]
It’s still bothering me!
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It's probably because I had to explain to you what 'adult material' was.
[The secret must be having to have a dirty mind.]
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But now that you told me, I’m going to be seeing nothing but porn! It's not making it any easier!