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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Tieria Erde | MS Gundam 00
[ Why is it so difficult to get himself a bottle of plain water? This person on the counter keeps trying to persuade him into buying all sorts of junk food and drinks he wouldn't waste his credit on for the past minute or two. ]
No, I'll have a bottle of water. [ For the fourth time...
Could you be the counter person trying their hardest to earn some much needed extra sales commission to survive this week or the unfortunate person behind the line waiting to get your popcorn combo for the movie you're going to be late to? Whoever you are, this is getting a little frustrating over a bottle of water, isn't it? ]
B: Theater II
[ A movie that he picked out to spend his two hours of downtime turns out to be a fluke of horribly written script that wouldn't even fool a Haro if it tried. The only reason he chose this title was due to his curiosity about robot-human relationship but just ten minutes into the movie, Tieria is already regretting the choice he made 0020 minutes ago. As if that's not enough, he also catches a corpse that looks eerily similar to Neil and decides on that moment that he's done with this movie.
Between the incomprehensible plot and anger rising from his gut over the clear misuse of his memory, he huffs silently and gets up to leave the cinema. Never mind that his seat is smacked right in the middle of the row too. He's leaving whether you're scooting inward to give him space or not. If not, enjoy having him accidentally stepping on your foot while he makes his way out. He's not apologizing either, it's not his problem if you're incapable of making minor adjustment to your seating arrangement to let him get pass you in less than several short seconds. ]
lobby
Why Tiera is still trying to get through to the person Pharos doesn't know. There are rules people have to follow but... There is a soda machine with a water option just around the corner.
Sneaky of the theater to do, he supposes.
And because Pharos can be nosy, he adds his two cents to the discussion.]
Why insist on drinking water?
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I can drink whatever I prefer.
[ Turning back to the cashiers, he gives them a stare, slamming his card down on the counter a little harder than intended. They're getting on his nerve and his patience ran out the third time they insisted he buy something else. ]
A bottle of water or I'm speaking to your supervisor.
[ Over a bottle of water but yes, welcome to the world of Tieria Erde. Making life difficult through unnecessary strictness. Those poor cashiers however, aren't ready to give up their limited source of income yet (Please sir, you could just pick one of these, sir. We guarantee you'll enjoy them!) much to his chagrin. ]
No, just give me bottle of water.
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Smiling, Pharos looks over his shoulder, contemplating whether to tell Tiera about the machine or to let him argue with the cashier a little longer. It really is fun to watch him insist so politely but firmly on his water.
And the line keeps growing, too.
Decisions decisions.]
...You can get water from somewhere else, too.
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Where?
[ He's not going to leave the line until he knows for sure he doesn't have to deal with the pesky cashier again. The person behind him however, is beginning to grumble in a very annoyed tone over the unnecessary delay. Tieria ignores him for now in favor of the little boy.
This time, he notices the boy is alone. ]
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Pharos points into the direction of the machine, not looking away from Tiera and the cashier (who seems to do an interpretive dance of the "Please don't take away my customer because I'm in dire need of more money" kind.)
Amusing.]
It's just around the corner.
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lobby
He peers a little, before deciding to just take a step forward to take one of the water bottles. He hands it over to Tieria, then offers his credit card afterwards. ]
Just the water. And a hotdog sandwich.
[ With the definite choice made here, the NPC is forced to follow. He shortly gets to work with Setsuna's order, too. ]
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Hotdog again? [ He asks with a raised brow, wondering what's with Setsuna's obsession over that particular sausage sandwich. ]
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[ Well, thank you Captain Obvious. But Setsuna is so awkward, he doesn't know how else to explain himself. Oh, wait. ]
... And, they're easy to carry.
[ But what about a hamburger!? Anyway, the said hotdog sandwich arrives; steaming in full glory, and full of delicious toppings. Even though he's keeping his usual straight face, he's obviously excited to eat it.
This is the only good thing about this place. ]
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I suppose you're not wrong. [ That's probably the closest thing to an agreement Setsuna will ever get for his unhealthy attachment to hotdog from Tieria.
Upon delivering Setsuna's order, the NPC proceeds to try enticing Tieria to his offer one last time before cashing their order. ]
No. Thank you. [ No such luck for the NPC who ends up with the credit card in his face before he could say another word. Grabbing the hotdog sandwich, he hands it to Setsuna before reaching for the bottle of water. ]
Which movie are you watching? [ Who says they must watch the same movie together? ]
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He accepts the hotdog sandwich, then adds ketchup and mustard while listening to Tieria's question. ]
I have not decided yet... Should we look together?
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A
After finally finding out which movie she wanted to watch, she now had to wait here?]
What's going on? Why are you guys taking so long anyway?
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One bottle of water. [ He insists for the last time, or so he hope, to the rude cashier before turning his attention to his back to address the question. ]
He refused to process my order. [ To which the cashier starts all over again (Look here, sir, you'll enjoy munching on these savory chips while watching the movie. Won't you buy some?) even though Tieria is beginning to ignore him in favor of repeating his order. Maybe he should just give up and walk away... That option is becoming quite appealing, before he punches the cashier's face anyway. ]
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As she marched forward, she quickly glared at the cashier straight in the eyes before slamming some money down]
All you want is for him to get something else other than water right? So here, he can take whatever else or you can take my own money instead of keeping everyone waiting!
[Real smooth there, Anna, but the problem was will Tieria take it?]
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You don't have to interfere. [ Sending a stare to the cashier, ] I'm cancelling my order.
[ (Wait, sir. Please don't cancel!!) He's so done with that bottle of water, he'll just not drink any until later. ]
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When she marched up to him, she just gave him a glare]
What? The least you could have done was just say that you didn't need it, you didn't need to be so mean about it!
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B
Where he's seated he can easily vacate the row entirely to step into the aisle and make way. Being jostled or stepped on does not make for an enjoyable experience. With his back to the screen, the light only shines on the very edges of his face. There, he silently waits for that hint of recognition, or the possibility he wouldn't be noticed at all in Tieria's hurry to leave.]
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He could recognize you even in the pit of the Level 7 trashcan, Ribbons Almark.
And here he thought it's just Setsuna and him in Cerealia. Still, there's no reason to raise a commotion in a cinema full of civilians from different worlds. Their conflict doesn't involve them and he prefers keeping their secret that, a secret. Tieria pauses for a brief second in front of Ribbons, enough to let recognition pass between them before turning towards the exit at the back of the seats. ]
Ribbons Almark.
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He's watching now as he follows. Since they are both here it is inevitable and necessary that they speak. Now may not be as good a time as any, but it would have to do. A mere inconvenience. He spots a table and chairs out in the lobby that would suit their purpose.]
Tieria Erde. [He glances up for a moment and gestures for him to sit.] You left so quickly. I take it you did not care for the film.
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But before that, he would speak to the distorted Innovade first, even if he has to squash down an incredible urge to put some bullets through Ribbons' skull. ]
It's not worth my time. [ He takes the seat, crossing his arms over his chest as he sits up straight. ] It looks like you're lucky enough to be extracted (
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[The feeling is mutual. Ribbons wouldn't deny that he enjoyed shooting Tieria and he wouldn't hesitate to do it again. The only thing he would question is the necessity of his presence. If he decides to be hostile it could prove to be a hindrance to the both of them. Something needs to be done to prevent that. Some kind of compromise whether either of them like it or not.]
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Lobby
Reaching over the slender young-looking man before him, he slapped a few bills on the counter with an air of finality.]
Just get him his water and keep the change, [He said, firmly.
The poor girl was about to protest, 'but sir, we're not allowed to accept--', but a sharp look from the tall, barrel-chested blond sent her scurrying.
He would order more for himself in a minute, but the moment of silence that followed her departure to the other side of concession was nothing short of bliss.]
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Thanks but--- [ Well, that certainly explains why. His taller comrades would pale in comparison next to this man who looks like he could easily pack a punch to knock someone unconscious. Still, Tieria continues with no sign of being intimidated by the sheer size of the blonde haired man. ] I'll pay for my purchase.
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[Cliff nodded briskly, and jerked his head toward the girl who was still busying herself elsewhere.]
That's fine. You can pay me back any way you'd like-- I just wanted to get that girl to stop running her mouth.
[He scratched his head in an oddly boyish way as he thought all this over.]
...Sheesh. Not even the help 'round here is worth anything. You'd think even that'd be a little better in a place like this.
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If you feel that something or someone deserves your help, then by default, it's already worth something.
[ Grabbing the bottle of water from the cashier, he leaves the line to wait for the Good Samaritan so he could actually repay him before the movie starts. ]
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