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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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One bottle of water. [ He insists for the last time, or so he hope, to the rude cashier before turning his attention to his back to address the question. ]
He refused to process my order. [ To which the cashier starts all over again (Look here, sir, you'll enjoy munching on these savory chips while watching the movie. Won't you buy some?) even though Tieria is beginning to ignore him in favor of repeating his order. Maybe he should just give up and walk away... That option is becoming quite appealing, before he punches the cashier's face anyway. ]
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As she marched forward, she quickly glared at the cashier straight in the eyes before slamming some money down]
All you want is for him to get something else other than water right? So here, he can take whatever else or you can take my own money instead of keeping everyone waiting!
[Real smooth there, Anna, but the problem was will Tieria take it?]
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You don't have to interfere. [ Sending a stare to the cashier, ] I'm cancelling my order.
[ (Wait, sir. Please don't cancel!!) He's so done with that bottle of water, he'll just not drink any until later. ]
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When she marched up to him, she just gave him a glare]
What? The least you could have done was just say that you didn't need it, you didn't need to be so mean about it!
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Easily side-stepping her, he shoots her a glare before makes his way to the lobby instead, empty-handed and thoroughly annoyed. So much for spending his downtime leisurely.
The wisest thing to do is let him walk away, really. ]
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Isn't this what you wanted? If you had some trouble, all you could have done was ask!
[She wouldn't have mind paying for it! Although, she could tell that he was mad and sure, she would have listen to walked away but still! At least make him leave happy!]
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I don't need it anymore. You can keep it.
[ It's just a bottle of water in a non-life-threatening situation, he can live without it. He didn't ask for it and he definitely doesn't like they way she has presumably taken charge of his problem, especially after he's so thoroughly annoyed by the cashier. It's not like he's angry with her but her action simply makes him feel even more useless than he already is, which does very little to decrease his irritation. ]
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And all this time, she felt sorry for him but now? She wasn't going to stand for it!!]
Seriously? [She gave a scoff] The least you could have done was say thank you or at least showed a little apperication for what I did there!
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I told you not to interfere. You're not entitled to my gratitude if you chose to ignore my wish.
[ He's done dealing with his lack of social achievement today, so without waiting for her response, he turns around and head for the exit instead. He'll just watch the movie another day. ]
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As she marched toward him once more, she didn’t say a word. Instead just placed the bottled water right next to him. Regardless if he takes it or not, one thing was clear.]
You’re welcome, you jerk!
[She gave him a glare, she decided to move forward with whatever she was doing.]