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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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wow who said anything about being dead!!!
okay, maybe he shouldn't be all that surprised about this kid knowing his name. ever since the worlds reunited and he helped with Luin's complete restoration, his name was pretty well known throughout the world-- for both good and bad reasons.
but man, what's with all this hostility? don't tell him it's because he saw this kid rubbing his butt. ]
Um. [ he looks around a bit before answering properly. ] I guess to watch movies? That's what you do here, right?
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Are you messing with me?! Do you think this is funny?!
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What are you talking about? Of course I'm not messing with you-- I've never even been to a place like this!
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[He reaches for his sword and-- shit, right. Okay. Fine. He'll improvise after all.]
Urghh, you just wait!
[He rushes back into the theater he ran out of and runs out a moment later with a thick wooden paddle. Robotic shouts of 'FILTHY SLUT YOU DON'T DECIDE WHEN YOUR PUNISHMENT OCCURS. I DO.' follow him. Whatever it's time.
He points the paddle at Lloyd.]
Prepare yourself, Lloyd Irving!
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that thought was too late as the kid comes back out with a... oh god. yeah he is DEFINITELY taking a defensive stance. ]
The hell?! What did I even do?!
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The cores, weaking! Or does it come so easy to you that you just forget about it?!
[That's it. He rushes forward, swinging the paddle. It doesn't cut through the air like a sword; it's heavier and slower and it bothers him already but beggars can't be choosers.]
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but man that was a close one-- that could have hurt if he didn't jump back in time. the thought of grabbing some paddles himself -- or hell, just something in general -- so that he could defend himself is looking very promising. ]
I don't even know what you're talking about! What cores?!
[ cue rightful confusion. Lloyd doesn't even know what sort of cores he's talking about. did this kid get the wrong Lloyd Irving or something? ]
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If he honestly doesn't know...]
What, did you get amnesia?! Then I'll beat it back into your head!
[For now, Lloyd has an advantage. Swinging the paddle takes longer than his sword and he isn't adjusted yet. But soon he will be. Even as he misses he's already recovering to aim for Lloyd's head.
Onlookers seem to assume something completely different is happening and leave them be. Boys and their toys.]
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and now this kid's spewing something about having amnesia?! dammit, he's distressed and confused enough as is! ]
Wh-- I don't even have amnesia! [ hell, he doesn't even know how to spell "amnesia"! ]
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Quit talking nonsense and start remembering what you've done!
[He slides down, aiming for Lloyd's legs.]