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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Yeah! Camaraderie!!]
I never expected to have the Samonji sword offer to help me with cooking, but I'm not complaining.
I'm in your hands, Souza-kun!
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[ of course, he's currently ownerless, which is.. distressing. it's terrible not knowing who will own him next. what if it's someone awful..?
--he'd rather not think about it. instead, he pops the caramel-filled chocolate into his mouth. he's pleased at first, then surprised by the filling, then a little melty in his seat. ]
.. Oh. What was that one..?
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[This is interesting, okay!! Tenka doesn't use a sword anymore but he's still interested what the world must be like from their eyes. Though at the question, he's laughing as he digs for another one of the same candy. Pulling it up, he reads the wrapper.]
Chocolate and caramel mix! Is it really that good?
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[ he shifts in his seat, turning to face tenka properly and curling a little more comfortably. ]
It was very good. I've had chocolate, but not the caramel part before.. Saniwa-sama introduces us to new things from time to time, but we keep so busy..
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So he shrugs and turns toward Souza before nudging another chocolate and caramel candy over to him.
Then with a curious look and a genuine smile, he tilts his head.]
I've got time for a long story if you don't mind sharing it.
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[ his teeth catch at his lower lip, eyes lifting to meet the human's. ]
To my understanding, there's an organization that wishes to re-write history to their benefit. We're sent to various points in time to fight them. [ a slightly embarrassed smile. ] To be quite honest, it all still seems a little unreal. But.. it's.. nice to be used for what I was created for once more.
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You... enjoy fighting in the war, Souza-kun?
[Okay yeah, that's what confuses him more. He's a little worried and it shows in his voice. Though he supposes that makes sense - if it's a sword's purpose....
But he does tilt his head regardless. The Souza in front of him seems so mild-mannered and kind. Tenka already feels upset at the idea of him getting hurt.]
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I think the question you're truly asking is if I enjoy the war, which I do not. War is an ugly thing that consumes and ruins lives and nations. But..
[ he offers a small, slightly tired smile, brittle and uncertain at the edges. ]
.. I'm a sword, Tenka-san. I was forged for battle. I was created to serve and protect my master. I've.. I've missed doing that. [ he takes a trembling breath, curling his fingers together in his lap. ] I wasn't meant to-- to be kept in a cage. But it's all I've known since Oda-sama.
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Ah. Okay.
Then I'm glad - if you feel like you're fulfilled, that's what matters. As long as you're doing what makes you happy, that's all I wanted to know.
[With just as much certainty and probably overt friendliness, he nudges Souza's hand open to hold it properly, grinning brightly.]
No one's ever gonna put you in a cage again. Promise.
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no one's ever promised him something like that. even the sage who'd given him this body. and even if tenka's lying, or naive, or foolish, it's beautiful to hear. ]
You shouldn't.. promise things like that, [ he murmurs, but when he lifts his head again, there's warmth in the mismatched eyes and in the curve of his mouth. ] .. Thank you for saying it, though.
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[Tenka makes a lot of promises but none of them are ever said with anything but the complete and total belief he can help make them come true.
So with renewed energy, he grins and closes his hand around Souza's, squeezing reassuringly as he reaffirms:]
I, Tenka, 14th Head of the Kumou Clan, swear that no one will ever put the Samonji sword - that's you, Souza-kun - in a cage ever again. I'll even get you outta there myself if I have to!
You have my word. And I never break my word.
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he finds that he's trembling a little at the end of it, though, eyes very wide and face pale. ]
T-Tenka-san.. [ his vision is blurring, and he finally frees a hand to dash it across his eyes, wiping away the gathering moisture. ] I'm no one that you should trouble yourself over in such a way. You-- [ he manages a shaky, emotional little laugh. ] Are you always like this with strangers..?
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Hmm.... I guess so. If I like them then I don't see anything wrong with wanting to be good to them. [As for what made him decide that he liked Souza, he takes initiative to answer:] You're really honest, Souza-kun. It makes me want to be honest with you too.
[ . . . But he does pause for a moment to frown faintly, concerned. He didn't mean to make him cry.]
Did I say something wrong though....
[There's nothing wrong with crying. Tenka has never thought so. But normally he can pinpoint a reason... Here, he's not sure what he did.]
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[ he hesitates, then lifts his hand away again, reaching up to gently brush fingertips over tenka's jaw, allowing them to fall away a moment later. ]
You're a very kind person. I'm very lucky to have met you tonight, I think.
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[How does he say these things with a straight face.... but ah well, he shakes his head faintly then.]
I think I'm the lucky one anyway - you've agreed to help me with my cooking! That counts for something.
.... Though I guess.... I mean, you're new here, right? Unless you have other plans, you could always come live with me too.... But only if you want!
[?????? Tenka is so quick to invite people into his home]</small
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[ he listens to the halting offer, and by the time tenka's finished, he's blushing brightly again, mismatched eyes wide. ]
T-Tenka-san, that's quite forward.. [ his gaze slides away briefly, flustered and suddenly a little shy. ] Though.. I suppose it would make sense. To be able to help you cook-- [ read: cook for you ] --and to be certain you're a bit more careful with the things you promise to strangers..
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Really?!
-- hey wait, I don't need to be more careful, Souza-kun....
[ . . . . a thoughtful hum.] But if that's what it takes to get you to agree, then sure. If you say so, I guess.
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he clicks his tongue with a rueful shake of his head. ]
Tenka-san, as a human being, I think it's quite possible that you're too trusting if you'll pardon my saying. [ s-sigh. ] .. Though it appears to be part of your charm..
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Well it's true that I'm quite charming...
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You worry too much, Souza-kun.
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I suppose that I do.. [ he curls a few strands of his hair around his index finger, looking a little sheepish. ] It comes of having brothers, I suppose.
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So at the mention of brothers he's perking up and smiling before he even says a word. But he loves talking about family and he doesn't know how swords can be brothers but that's a minor detail.]
Ah? You too, Souza-kun?
Are you the eldest too?
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[ he takes a deep breath, then releases it slowly, glancing back up again. the smile's strong again, amusement flickering into his mismatched eyes. ] .. They're not quite so dramatically-coloured as I am, if you were wondering. They both have blue hair and eyes. [ that established, he shifts to peer at tenka in apparent deep interest. ] What about you, Tenka-san? You said that you're the eldest in your family? What are your siblings like? Are they here? [ slow down, souza. don't overwhelm him with questions. ]
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I've got two little brothers - Soramaru and Chuutarou. Soramaru's 16 years old and he's getting bigger and better every day. He was here for a bit but... well, he's not here anymore, but I know that he's safer back home so I think that's fine. Chuutarou hasn't shown up yet though - he's the baby of the family, just 12 years old. Thinks he's invincible and never worries about anything for too long... I really envy him!!
[But he laughs happily and unabashedly, full of warmth. His brothers aren't with him, but they truly are the source of his strength.]
They're rambunctious kids and there's never a dull moment with either of them. [And he meets Souza's eyes then, his own unbearably soft with fondness.] They're my whole world.
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[ he strokes a thumb briefly over the other man's knuckles-- he's a tactile creature. having known a great deal of unpleasant touch and handling in his life, he finds that he's quite fond of things like this, and people that don't mind his desire for positive contact. ]
It must be a little scary, though, watching them grow up..
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