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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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judai yuki / yugioh gx
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He's still on the loose! Hurry up and find that cat!
[He froze in place. Cat? A cat? Guess who had a cat - this guy did. But this guy's cat was at home, safe and curling up for his own hourly nap. Or... maybe the fur clinging onto his mysteriously open travel sack said otherwise. Judai sighed. Time to go pick him up.]
Hey! I saw that cat! [Judai jabbed a finger at one of the halls behind him.] He went that way.
[After the staff members thanked him and ran in the direction he told them to, Judai grinned mischievously and sprinted in the opposite direction. He then spotted the equally as mischievous animal sitting in front of a kid while staring at Judai, almost as if expecting him. Slowing down his pace, he approached the little runaway and his seemingly new goggle wearing companion.]
There you are, Pharaoh. You little rascal.
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Yuya had just stepped out of the washroom after trying to clear his head of the first few seconds he saw of the true nature of My Petite Equestrian Experience. A good splash of cold water in the face is a good supplement for brain bleach, right? He had only just exited when he was suddenly approached by a cat. Yuya has seen his fair share of weird things, but seeing a pet is so...out of place in a theater. Or is it a stray? He sort of just stands there, staring at the feline in a dumbfounded manner until its head turns toward the sound of commotion down the hall.]
On the run, buddy? [He manages an amused smile. So when he's suddenly joined by another teen who's apparently familiar with the cat, Yuya takes a moment to scoop the feline up before it can get away. Good thing he's used to his mom's fat cats, but there is a muffled 'oomf' when he hoists it into his arms.]
I got 'em, don't worry...Although, I wouldn't suggest sticking around here with him unless you want to get kicked out.
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[Relieving the goggled kid of his heavy burden, he popped Pharaoh back into his bag, closing the top just enough to leave his head out in the open.]
Instant stuffed animal! Works every time. But hey, thanks for watching over him. Usually he likes to do whatever he wants, so I let him, but getting captured like a felon isn't exactly on that agenda.
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And yeah, no problem! He's the one who found me, actually. Is he normally good with strangers?
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Heh, this guy could sleep like this if he wanted to. [He glances at the now sleeping Pharaoh in his bag.] But really...? You got food? If not, he doesn't pay attention to anyone unless...
[Judai pauses to lean in closer, inspecting the other kid as if he were buying fruit on sale.]
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Oh man, he really hopes this guy isn't like Sora. Yuya likes his personal space around strangers. So when he's suddenly being scrutinized, Yuya's smile becomes a smidge irked as he...subtly leans away.]
Ah? No, but I might smell like popcorn. [SWEAR TO GOD, IF HE GETS SNIFFED--] I'm pretty good with animals too. Maybe he somehow figured that out.
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Hey, do you know that person? [He points at the area directly behind Yuya.] They're waving at you.
[It was a lie. But Yuya only needed to turn away for just a few seconds.]
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Wait a sec-- are you sure? [Even squinting a bit because he's not seeing any familiar pink hair. Then turning back to Judai:] Must have been someone else.
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Once the kid turned around, Judai's eyes glowed a bright heterochromatic color not unlike Yuya's key dragon. By the time Yuya turned his head back around, its color was already back to his normal brown.]
...Guess so. Anyway, you play Duel Monsters don't you?
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Yeah! How'd you know? [Seriously, he looks delighted to hear that someone knows of the game, considering he's been trying it to everything and anyone who will listen.] I only know two other people here who play. Are you a duelist too?
[Oh man, he's already itching to pull out his duel disk from his pocket.]
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your ridiculous multi-colored hairhe sensed the presence of Yuya's monsters, but never mind that. With a little grin on his face, he points a thumb at his own chest.]And whoops - guess I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Judai Yuki, a duelist.
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Senpai~~~ （๑✧∀✧๑）Yup, even an innocent little sparkle in his eyes.]Heheh, you're right! That's definitely the bonds of duelists!
[But right, introductions:] I'm Yuya, Yuya Sakaki! Entertainment duelist in the making!
[Because there's kind of a new difference between a regular duelist and an entertainment duelist in his time.]
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En... Entertainment?
[Is that what kids call it these days? He's getting too old for this.]
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"Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the earth and dancing in the air alongside their monsters! They storm through this field! Behold! This is the newest and greatest evolution of Dueling! ACTIOOOOON...DUEL!"
...Like that, you know? But in a Solid Vision arena.
[GUESS WHO'S FROM THE FUTURE!]
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I have no idea what this is - no clue whatsoever, but you say this before every duel? Sweet! Things sure have changed after I graduated.
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Sometimes, it even made growling sounds.]
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[Yuzu was a bit leery when she saw the bag move. This guy in front of her is apparently trying to smuggle some kind of pet into the theater, but she figured... whatever, maybe it's just a Cybuddy. She's just here for popcorn, no need to get involved. But when it starts growling, she makes a face, unable to just let it slide. So she taps Judai on the shoulder to get his attention.]
Hey. Whatever's in your bag? It sounds like it wants to get out, you know.
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Gotta be alone for a while, huh? Go on!
[As if in reply, something (which was his friendly neighborhood stowaway cat, Pharaoh) jumped out like a blur and ran past the front doors to the outdoors. And before Judai could thank the girl behind him, his bag began to spill out its contents which caused him to panic. It happened all too fast, but he managed to catch his laptop and his Osiris Red duel disk in time with his swift reflexes. Random food rations and CDs had to be sacrificed to the floor.]
Phew... Talk about a close call!
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Huh? Oh!
[He dropped all his stuff... it is maybe 10% her fault so she hurries to help scoop up the random CDs and things. It's all covered in cat hair though.]
Sheesh, does your cat usually sit in there with all that? ... Actually, what is that? A duel disk?
[It has all the card slots and everything. But SO RETRO.]
SMALL MURDERMYSTERY CHILD LETS GO
theater iv
"So what's a kid like you watching the most violent movie in the theater," said no one at all. Judai, being too busy catching his Z's never noticed the child next to him who had snuck in to watch. Needless to say, he was about to wake up in due time for the movie content started causing the audience to react in an uproar.]
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