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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Akashi Kaoru | Zettai Karen Children
[Okay. So. Kaoru has no idea what it means when they say the film is rated B, but Large Adventurer 7 sounded cool and kind of promising. More promising than everything else anyway. What could go wrong?
Except it's a tragedy and Kaoru doesn't like those much. You know what else she doesn't like? Her kiss with Minamoto being broadcasted on the big screen.
She freezes for two seconds, then she stands up, her face a bright red.]
W-what!? Stop the movie! [Thankfully she's past the age where she has such poor control over her powers that something like this would end up with things flying all over the place around her. But when she throws her drink at the screen, it sails at it at high speeds and goes right through the screen.
...okay, she may have put slightly (just slightly) more force behind it than she intended to, but can you blame her?]
W-who made this movie!?
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[Shiho can't even stop her when Kaoru throws the drink....straight through the screen. She should have guessed.
What she didn't expect is that when she puts her hand on Kaoru's shoulder to stop her from using her popcorn as a projectile weapon, she gets hit with the image of Minamoto and Kaoru kissing on the big screen. Her face flushes red.]
Y-You kissed....You kissed Minamoto-san?!
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I-it's not what you think!
[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?? She tries very hard to keep her thoughts to herself after. She wasn't trying to hide, not consciously, but this was--it was embarrassing and no one was supposed to find out.]
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Th-Then what is it?!
[She needs the details, Kaoru! When? Where? Why? How? What???
It's not like anyone's watching the movie now that there's a great big hole through it.]
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Well, okay, she kind of did. But she wasn't trying to ruin the movie for everyone...sort of. It's complicated!]
It was just a prank Feather played! [Wait. If Feather is them from the future, did that mean she played a prank on herself???]
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[Does that mean they were all playing a prank on Kaoru?!]
But...what kind of a prank is that? I mean, it's not even funny!
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This is middle school Kaoru but the expression is accurate.
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Well, that's what he's telling himself, anyway. The truth is, he's pretty sure he glimpsed some children in there with the carcasses, and this is the problem with genocide that he has never really been able to resolve in his mind: killing all the Normals means killing all the Normal kids, too. He could focus on killing just the adults, but then that would mean a planet full of children crying for their parents, and he simply can't think about that, so he doesn't.
And then up there on the screen is somebody getting shot through the chest, and although it's a memory that was first burned into his brain over seventy years ago, one that he's looked at over and over again since then, seeing it like that is too much and his concentration breaks and his hypno fades, and the non-descript kid sitting across the aisle from Kaoru turns into a familiar white-haired guy in gakuran, on his feet and shouting: ]
Queen!
[ ...and this happens at the exact instant her drink sails through the screen. ]
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But there he was when she turns around, arm still outstretched from when she followed through after chucking her drink.]
...Kyousuke? [The first thing she felt was surprise, then relief. Even if she sometimes got angry at him, she still considered him a friend.]
2/3 I lied sorry.
Done. Also, aaaah, Hyoubu! :D
[DID YOU SEE IT? Please tell her you didn't see her kissing Minamoto on the big screen!]
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[ Which means, "since you first appeared in Cerealia." The whole time, he's been..........
.......watching. Walking behind her, floating outside her window, eavesdropping on her conversations..... ]
Queen.
[ He looks at her. His queen is wonderfully resilient, but witnessing her own murder, in front of a roomful of strangers, had to have been upsetting. ]
I won't let him —
[ hurt you, he was going to say. But it has begun to occur to him that her death might have been his idea. Somehow the Children launched themselves to the past. It would have taken an esper genius to be able to do the calculations to send them there, and the only one he can think of is himself. Her violent death might have been necessary to achieve the required release of power.
But still... but still the fact remains that he shot her! ]
I won't let that happen.
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But that doesn't actually matter right at the moment.
Because he saw. HE SAW. She turns beet red and if this is a nightmare she'd like to wake up please and thank you.]
Nothing happened!
[If she took the time to think about it, to really look at Hyoubu's expression she might clue in that they're talking about different things, but...well.
Hindsight, right?]
...and even if it did you can't tell anyone, Kyousuke! Otherwise Minamoto will get arrested!
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Well, he'd known all along, hadn't he? Called it from the second he laid eyes on that boy. ]
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done (also i love your kaoru <3)
omg, thank you! Your Hyoubu is great too. I was laughing so hard I nearly cried.
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(so happy to see a kaoru player!)
Whoa! Hey, watch it! [He twisted in his seat, angry retort ready when- wait- one of the children were here? Bewildered, he blurted;] Wha- what are you doing here?!
[Watching this type of film! With those... scenes, spliced in between...]
I am happy to see any and all ZKC players!
She looked down, because oh god, other people were watching this please let her sink into the floor and disappear.
But wait. It was...the guy from the anime. The one from the organization that took in Yuri.]
W-watching a movie. [More importantly:] What are you doing here?
[And how much did you see?!]
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Watch... watching a movie...
[The same question crawled through his brain - just how much did Kaoru see of his humiliating romance days? Were they so embarrassing that she had to destroy the screen? Discomfort started to show clearly in his expression, already planning his escape route. Maybe if he did a mad vault over the row of chairs and rolled out of the cinema in pure shame?]
That- did you see something other than, er, the film on there...?
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But even if she runs away she won't be able to look him in the eye ever again and, more importantly. No one can know about what happened between her and Minamoto!
Then again, maybe he hadn't seen it--
--okay, maybe not if he was asking that.]
Eh? I--I didn't see anything! [Except her face totally says she saw something.] I didn't see anything at all.
[She can't deal with this situation! Quick...er. What would Shiho do?]
Wh-why? Did you, um, see anything?
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Absolutely nothing. I didn't see a thing.
[Andy was marginally better at lying, but the uncomfortable look on his face gave him away. In another time, he'd recognise this entire situation as being ridiculous, the both of them flailing around the elephant in the room, but right now...]
Oh, er, look at the time. [He checked his wrist - pretend he had a watch okay] I think we should probably go before someone notices the screen's wrecked. Sound good?
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