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Mystery Science Theatre -3000


Welcome to Cerealia's latest attraction. In an effort to branch into other forms of entertainment, CERES has been slowly patching together films from various worlds to show in its brand new movie theater. So, grab a friend, sit back, and enjoy the newest batch of imported films with a nice bucket of popcorn. As you'll notice from the long line outside, it's the latest rage in the colony, and those tired of the same virtual battles in ViViD are eager to enjoy a little change in scenery.

For those eager to participate, you will find yourself being lead into the lobby by one of the many robotic theater employees. Showing today are five special films, and in the lobbies are various screens advertising them through the movie's digital avatar, Mnemosyne. Allow her to take you on a virtual tour of CERES' finest theatrical offerings.

(( P.S. no actual actors/actresses appear in any of the films. It's all done through advanced CGi-technology and voice acting. ))
"GOOD EVENING, MOVIE-GOERS. I AM MNEMOSYNE, YOUR GUIDE FOR THIS EVENING.

AS YOU CAN SEE, WE HAVE SEVERAL CONCESSIONS FOR YOU. PLEASE PARTAKE IN THE CONCESSIONS, BUT DO NOT MAKE A MESS. THE THEATER ROBOTS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO TAKE ACTION FOR LITTERING.

TONIGHT'S FILMS ARE THE MUCH LAUDED AND CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FILMS HAND-PICKED BY JULIUS VINCERE:

MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE RATED A

LARGE ADVENTURER 7 RATED B

THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON RATED C

DECEASE HARDER II RATED D

YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS RATED Z

PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTION AT THE BOOTHS IN THE FRONT OF THE LOBBY THEN FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE THEATER. THANK YOU AND ENJOY YOUR EVENING."

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THEATER I
[ 00:00 ] MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A

Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.

If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II
[ 00:00 ] LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B

A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.

But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.

THEATER III
[ 00:00 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C

Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.

This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV
[ 00:00 ] DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D

Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.

Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V
[ why:o'clock ] YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z

This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.

While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.

Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's seventh Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4

[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-07 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Theater I]
[Holy shit. This had such a innocent and normal title, why the hell did she walk into this movie?!

Rise sinks further and further into her seat as the movie goes on, face progressively turning red, until she spies her own face on one of the protagonists. Only then does she curl up in her seat and bury her face in her hands.

Someone save her from this terribad movie plz.]


[Theater V]
[After that absolutely horrific experience, Rise needs something to take her mind off that movie. The rest of the titles don't appeal to her, nor does she trust this world's rating system or anything. So she might as well pick something mindless sounding.

And actually, it's not bad. A little bit childish with it being all about helping people and friendship and the like, but it's something she can appreciate. Reminds Rise of her own friends.

Except she dropped a few little kernels of corn while eating, and doesn't quite register the incoming cleaning bot until it's a few seats away, gesturing to her.]


TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS. TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, YOU LITTLE SLUT.

[ .... ]

What did you just call me??!!
Edited (i have no appropriate icon for rise rage) 2015-03-07 17:38 (UTC)
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[personal profile] goldentouch 2015-03-07 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Wow. This is not the date movie he expected it to be. Like, at all.

Souji begins to turn to Rise, thinking maybe if they go and yell loud enough they can get their money back, when he catches a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye. A very dear friend of his indeed, in the throes of passion with... oh god.]


...Rise, please tell me Yosuke's never done that with a monitor lizard.
tofus: (pic#7149956)

[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-07 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[SENPAIPLZ D8]

No, no he didn't. I'm not doing anything you're not doing anything Kanji's not doing anything. No one's doing anything!

[She doesn't even look up, just shakes her head wildly. This is the worst movie date ever. Why did she pick it.]
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[personal profile] goldentouch 2015-03-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, it's alright, let's just ca-

[...Oh god. Naoto-kun, no, put the octopus aw- NAOTO, DON'T]

...Maybe we should just eat in.
tofus: (pic#7149956)

[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-08 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even think I'll be able to eat after this, Senpai...

[But from the sounds of things, he's enjoying it about as much as she is. So since she's closer to the aisle, Rise will be brave a lower on hand to grab onto his and--

Oh my god, she sees what he means about Yosuke now.

MAKING A MAD DASH FOR THE DOOR NOW. Hold on tight, boy!]
kicksilver: (and that's the way you do it)

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[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-07 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He approaches the scene, with his hands up in the air, trying to calm both the bot and the girl down. ]

Alright, alright guys. Calm down. It was an accident on her part.

[ Then he looks at Rise and winks. Play along, girlie. And then back at the bot. ]

If she really was a slut, she'd be all over you by now. Get me?
tofus: (pic#7149928)

[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-07 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's nearly fuming to the point where there would be steam comically coming out of her ears if it was a cartoon. This was something she already dealt with and thought about back home and she does not need some stupid bucket of bolts to call her such names.

But oh-- oh, that blink. This guy is pretty cute! His hair and eyes both remind him of her Senpai and he's pretty cool to come to her rescue! Rise's anger subsides for now.

(And only flares up momentarily shortly after.)]


...It really was an aaccident.
kicksilver: (my dick in a box babe)

[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-07 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, the bots pretty much know who he is now since he kicked one of them earlier and got banned from the theatre. He's only back in because he's a sneaky bastard. And the look he gives the bots is enough for them to back away and go back to the corners of the theatre to wait for the next person they'll kinkily punish.

So now, his attention is focused on the girl before him. He gives her a smile, since, well, he's a pleasant guy. ]


All better.
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-09 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She peers around him and watches the bots leave with a quiet, curious look. They didn't put up much of a fight now. Rise wonders why.

But it's not something she'll dwell on now, sighing in relief and relaxing when they go back to their corners. She's still miffed at the whole scene and the name they called her, but there's an attempt to smile when Mercury looks at her.

...He really is cute...]


Thanks. I still don't know what I did wrong, but you're a lifesaver! [Except for insinuating that she could be a slut... but that was used in her defence. Sorta.]

Did you deal with those things before? [Maybe he knows why they're going apeshit.]
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[personal profile] kicksilver 2015-03-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's the thing! [ He raises his arms wildly in the air, then points at Rise. ] You did nothing wrong. They're just a bunch of jerks who wanna pick on the innocent people. [ A beat. ] Like you.

[ Then he looks back at the robots, in case some of them were still around. But thankfully, they've trailed off. So back to the girl. ]

I dealt with them earlier. They were doing the same thing, and I decided to join the party. Ended up kicking their ass.

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theater i

[personal profile] idealistic 2015-03-07 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what the hell is this movie.

the movie poster wasn't exactly something that caught Lloyd's attention, but he went in anyway... and now he wholly regrets it. he's seeing one too many familiar faces in that orgy and he can practically feel his brain short circuiting. Colette? Sheena? what the hell, even Zelos was there-- wait, that one he's not too surprised about.

regardless, he's getting outta here and he's moving to stand... when he spots his neighbor looking just about as uncomfortable as he's feeling. well... he doesn't know her, but he can't just leave her here. it looks like no one is with her either.

he taps her on the shoulder, gesturing to the exit. ]


C'mon! Let's get outta here.
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nearly flinches in her seat when she's touched, jumpy from the movie and all those familiar faces and the crazy level of sex in this.

She spreads the fingers of one hand wide to look at Lloyd and accidentally catches a glimpse of Teddie surrounded by a crowd of girls. The rest of the girls from the Investigation Team. All going at him at once.

Rise has no clue who this guy is and she doesn't care. She knows a rescue attempt when she sees them and gets up to follow him.]


Yeah... if I stay any longer, I'm gonna be sick.
sjokolade: (Uh...no)

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[personal profile] sjokolade 2015-03-07 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, Anna was simply minding her own business before she heard all the noise coming from nearby. After spending minutes of deciding what to watch, she thought that this was the most interesting title. Whatever it was about, it sounded like it would be the most fun!

However, not too far into the movie, she saw someone was in distress. And Anna wasn't really one to back away from someone who needs help]


Hey, what's going on over there?
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-07 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't care if she's making a commotion or ruining the movie for anyone else. When she hears Anna, all she does is point an accusatory finger at the robot that's still approaching.]

Didn't you hear what that stupid tin can called me!? I didn't even do anything wrong!!

YOU VIOLATED MY CLEAN FLOOR. I WILL DO LIKEWISE TO YOU. BEND OVER. [Waving the paddle around in the air.

Rise whips around with a bright red face, obviously flustered and no doubt having picked up the line from Kanji.]
Like hell I will!
sjokolade: (DNW)

[personal profile] sjokolade 2015-03-08 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, calm down there! I don't even know what's going on!

[She said before looking at Rise and then back at said robot.]

Whatever is going on, I think we can talk this out! Maybe it was just a misunderstanding or- [As much as she wanted to be the voice of reason (ah, she wad turning into Elsa!), it wasn't meant to be. The moment that the machine got out the paddle...?]

Hey, hey, hey! Now you're going too far! You don't need to do any of that!

[and there Anna went to grab said paddle away! Did she get it though? That was the question on everyone's mind!]
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Rise huffs and pouts, understanding Anna's words but a little too annoyed to take heed. There's no negotiating with these things. They run by a program!

And they must be programmed to be jerks. Dirty, foul jerks.

She baulks when Anna goes for the paddle, dumbstruck by her actions. This thing apparently meant business with how it swung that paddle around, and anger is overridden with concern for the other girl.]
Whoa-- hey. Hey! Be careful!

Rise runs after her to try and make sure she doesn't get hurt. It looks like Anna got a hold of the paddle...

But not before there's a very distinct snap that echoes in the room.]
sjokolade: (We are in deep deep deep...)

[personal profile] sjokolade 2015-03-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Honestly, Anna was just trying to get the robot to calm down and relax! She didn’t know what these things were or how they’re programmed but if they can be talked to, at least there was a chance for it to listen to reason!

Of course, the princess wasn’t exactly the most level headed person and figured taking said paddle would make it see that it was doing more damage than good! As she struggled to get it away from it, she was just more frustrated that it still wouldn’t listen!]


Hey, why...don’t….you….calm...down...and….! [And there it was. The sound of the broken paddle indeed. She didn’t even need to look up to see what the robot’s expression was]

W-Well, will you look at that? So listen, I thought maybe you could just sit down and relax and maybe we could just talk this out and mayyybbeeee pretend this whole thing never happened eh?

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[personal profile] prefersthemeat 2015-03-07 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chie hears a familiar voice and heads over to see if that is who she thinks it is. What stops her is the huge robot calling her friend all sorts of names.]

What the hell? Rise-chan? What's going on here?
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Instantly turning around to face her friend, face absolutely red and flustered.]

This stupid hunk of junk just called me a slut, Chie-senpai! And for no reason!

[Unbeknownst to her, that paddle is being raised high into the air...]

[personal profile] prefersthemeat 2015-03-08 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, whoa? What?

[That's the last thing that she'd imagine anyone calling Rise. But she doesn't miss the paddle menacing above her friend's head. Without thinking, she grabs her friend's hand and pulls her with her.]

That robot's gonna hit you! We gotta get out of here!
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-09 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[She was about to question what Chie meant when she's pulled on, but she can feel the wind behind her as the paddle flies through the air. Oh god, with the paddle and that angle it would have...

Rise gulps hard and starts running as fast as she can beside Chie.]


There is something seriously wrong with this place!!

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V!

[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-03-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's almost practically asleep watching this. Going to a movie with Rise-chan was great and all, but this kinda crap is really boring. How long have they even been in here anyway?

Of course, the voice of a rude robot and the yell of Rise next to him wakes him up really quick.]


Aaaaagh! We're in a movie, you don't have to yell!
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Yosuke, you fell asleep? That's the last time she goes out to a movie with you.

Whipping around, she huffs, nearly at the point where there's tears starting to form in her eyes. This robot is being nothing but rude to her and you fell asleep?

This is officially the worst day ever.]


I have every right to yell at this tin can!

NEGATIVE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. KINDLY BEND YOUR KNEES AND STICK YOUR BUTTOCKS OUT SHOULD YOU NOT WANT THE FULL PUNISHMENT.

[There's one crack of the paddle as the robot snaps it into the end of its free limb.]
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[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-03-08 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a bit too dark for him to see the tears forming, and he's confused as to why she's so upset. He'd apologize, but well-

The robot beats him to the punch of who's turn it is to talk.]


Woah, woah woah woah woah! [He stands up immediately out of his seat.] What the hell is with this thing? You are not hitting a girl! [OR ANYONE AT ALL WOW UM THIS ROBOT?]
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[personal profile] tofus 2015-03-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Rise takes a few nervous steps back as the robot closes in, no doubt bumping into Yosuke. While she can be a bit of a spitfire and is pretty angry at the name calling...

...that's really big robot.]


I-it shouldn't be hitting anything. Senpai, do something!

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