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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4
[Holy shit. This had such a innocent and normal title, why the hell did she walk into this movie?!
Rise sinks further and further into her seat as the movie goes on, face progressively turning red, until she spies her own face on one of the protagonists. Only then does she curl up in her seat and bury her face in her hands.
Someone save her from this terribad movie plz.]
[Theater V]
[After that absolutely horrific experience, Rise needs something to take her mind off that movie. The rest of the titles don't appeal to her, nor does she trust this world's rating system or anything. So she might as well pick something mindless sounding.
And actually, it's not bad. A little bit childish with it being all about helping people and friendship and the like, but it's something she can appreciate. Reminds Rise of her own friends.
Except she dropped a few little kernels of corn while eating, and doesn't quite register the incoming cleaning bot until it's a few seats away, gesturing to her.]
TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS. TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, YOU LITTLE SLUT.
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What did you just call me??!!
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Souji begins to turn to Rise, thinking maybe if they go and yell loud enough they can get their money back, when he catches a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye. A very dear friend of his indeed, in the throes of passion with... oh god.]
...Rise, please tell me Yosuke's never done that with a monitor lizard.
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No, no he didn't. I'm not doing anything you're not doing anything Kanji's not doing anything. No one's doing anything!
[She doesn't even look up, just shakes her head wildly. This is the worst movie date ever. Why did she pick it.]
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[...Oh god. Naoto-kun, no, put the octopus aw- NAOTO, DON'T]
...Maybe we should just eat in.
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[But from the sounds of things, he's enjoying it about as much as she is. So since she's closer to the aisle, Rise will be brave a lower on hand to grab onto his and--
Oh my god, she sees what he means about Yosuke now.
MAKING A MAD DASH FOR THE DOOR NOW. Hold on tight, boy!]
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Alright, alright guys. Calm down. It was an accident on her part.
[ Then he looks at Rise and winks. Play along, girlie. And then back at the bot. ]
If she really was a slut, she'd be all over you by now. Get me?
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But oh-- oh, that blink. This guy is pretty cute! His hair and eyes both remind him of her Senpai and he's pretty cool to come to her rescue! Rise's anger subsides for now.
(And only flares up momentarily shortly after.)]
...It really was an aaccident.
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So now, his attention is focused on the girl before him. He gives her a smile, since, well, he's a pleasant guy. ]
All better.
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But it's not something she'll dwell on now, sighing in relief and relaxing when they go back to their corners. She's still miffed at the whole scene and the name they called her, but there's an attempt to smile when Mercury looks at her.
...He really is cute...]
Thanks. I still don't know what I did wrong, but you're a lifesaver! [Except for insinuating that she could be a slut... but that was used in her defence. Sorta.]
Did you deal with those things before? [Maybe he knows why they're going apeshit.]
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[ Then he looks back at the robots, in case some of them were still around. But thankfully, they've trailed off. So back to the girl. ]
I dealt with them earlier. They were doing the same thing, and I decided to join the party. Ended up kicking their ass.
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theater i
the movie poster wasn't exactly something that caught Lloyd's attention, but he went in anyway... and now he wholly regrets it. he's seeing one too many familiar faces in that orgy and he can practically feel his brain short circuiting. Colette? Sheena? what the hell, even Zelos was there-- wait, that one he's not too surprised about.
regardless, he's getting outta here and he's moving to stand... when he spots his neighbor looking just about as uncomfortable as he's feeling. well... he doesn't know her, but he can't just leave her here. it looks like no one is with her either.
he taps her on the shoulder, gesturing to the exit. ]
C'mon! Let's get outta here.
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She spreads the fingers of one hand wide to look at Lloyd and accidentally catches a glimpse of Teddie surrounded by a crowd of girls. The rest of the girls from the Investigation Team. All going at him at once.
Rise has no clue who this guy is and she doesn't care. She knows a rescue attempt when she sees them and gets up to follow him.]
Yeah... if I stay any longer, I'm gonna be sick.
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However, not too far into the movie, she saw someone was in distress. And Anna wasn't really one to back away from someone who needs help]
Hey, what's going on over there?
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Didn't you hear what that stupid tin can called me!? I didn't even do anything wrong!!
YOU VIOLATED MY CLEAN FLOOR. I WILL DO LIKEWISE TO YOU. BEND OVER. [Waving the paddle around in the air.
Rise whips around with a bright red face, obviously flustered and no doubt having picked up the line from Kanji.] Like hell I will!
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[She said before looking at Rise and then back at said robot.]
Whatever is going on, I think we can talk this out! Maybe it was just a misunderstanding or- [As much as she wanted to be the voice of reason (ah, she wad turning into Elsa!), it wasn't meant to be. The moment that the machine got out the paddle...?]
Hey, hey, hey! Now you're going too far! You don't need to do any of that!
[and there Anna went to grab said paddle away! Did she get it though? That was the question on everyone's mind!]
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And they must be programmed to be jerks. Dirty, foul jerks.
She baulks when Anna goes for the paddle, dumbstruck by her actions. This thing apparently meant business with how it swung that paddle around, and anger is overridden with concern for the other girl.] Whoa-- hey. Hey! Be careful!
Rise runs after her to try and make sure she doesn't get hurt. It looks like Anna got a hold of the paddle...
But not before there's a very distinct snap that echoes in the room.]
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Of course, the princess wasn’t exactly the most level headed person and figured taking said paddle would make it see that it was doing more damage than good! As she struggled to get it away from it, she was just more frustrated that it still wouldn’t listen!]
Hey, why...don’t….you….calm...down...and….! [And there it was. The sound of the broken paddle indeed. She didn’t even need to look up to see what the robot’s expression was]
W-Well, will you look at that? So listen, I thought maybe you could just sit down and relax and maybe we could just talk this out and mayyybbeeee pretend this whole thing never happened eh?
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What the hell? Rise-chan? What's going on here?
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This stupid hunk of junk just called me a slut, Chie-senpai! And for no reason!
[Unbeknownst to her, that paddle is being raised high into the air...]
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[That's the last thing that she'd imagine anyone calling Rise. But she doesn't miss the paddle menacing above her friend's head. Without thinking, she grabs her friend's hand and pulls her with her.]
That robot's gonna hit you! We gotta get out of here!
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Rise gulps hard and starts running as fast as she can beside Chie.]
There is something seriously wrong with this place!!
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V!
Of course, the voice of a rude robot and the yell of Rise next to him wakes him up really quick.]
Aaaaagh! We're in a movie, you don't have to yell!
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Whipping around, she huffs, nearly at the point where there's tears starting to form in her eyes. This robot is being nothing but rude to her and you fell asleep?
This is officially the worst day ever.]
I have every right to yell at this tin can!
NEGATIVE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. KINDLY BEND YOUR KNEES AND STICK YOUR BUTTOCKS OUT SHOULD YOU NOT WANT THE FULL PUNISHMENT.
[There's one crack of the paddle as the robot snaps it into the end of its free limb.]
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The robot beats him to the punch of who's turn it is to talk.]
Woah, woah woah woah woah! [He stands up immediately out of his seat.] What the hell is with this thing? You are not hitting a girl! [OR ANYONE AT ALL WOW UM THIS ROBOT?]
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...that's really big robot.]
I-it shouldn't be hitting anything. Senpai, do something!
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