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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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However, not too far into the movie, she saw someone was in distress. And Anna wasn't really one to back away from someone who needs help]
Hey, what's going on over there?
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Didn't you hear what that stupid tin can called me!? I didn't even do anything wrong!!
YOU VIOLATED MY CLEAN FLOOR. I WILL DO LIKEWISE TO YOU. BEND OVER. [Waving the paddle around in the air.
Rise whips around with a bright red face, obviously flustered and no doubt having picked up the line from Kanji.] Like hell I will!
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[She said before looking at Rise and then back at said robot.]
Whatever is going on, I think we can talk this out! Maybe it was just a misunderstanding or- [As much as she wanted to be the voice of reason (ah, she wad turning into Elsa!), it wasn't meant to be. The moment that the machine got out the paddle...?]
Hey, hey, hey! Now you're going too far! You don't need to do any of that!
[and there Anna went to grab said paddle away! Did she get it though? That was the question on everyone's mind!]
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And they must be programmed to be jerks. Dirty, foul jerks.
She baulks when Anna goes for the paddle, dumbstruck by her actions. This thing apparently meant business with how it swung that paddle around, and anger is overridden with concern for the other girl.] Whoa-- hey. Hey! Be careful!
Rise runs after her to try and make sure she doesn't get hurt. It looks like Anna got a hold of the paddle...
But not before there's a very distinct snap that echoes in the room.]
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Of course, the princess wasn’t exactly the most level headed person and figured taking said paddle would make it see that it was doing more damage than good! As she struggled to get it away from it, she was just more frustrated that it still wouldn’t listen!]
Hey, why...don’t….you….calm...down...and….! [And there it was. The sound of the broken paddle indeed. She didn’t even need to look up to see what the robot’s expression was]
W-Well, will you look at that? So listen, I thought maybe you could just sit down and relax and maybe we could just talk this out and mayyybbeeee pretend this whole thing never happened eh?
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There's no talking with these things! They don't do negotiations!
INITIATING PUNISHMENT MODE
Come on! We gotta get out of here!
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Then what are we waiting for? We need to get going! [With that, Anna pushed Rise to start running!]
Well, now what? What are we going to do now?!
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Great, just great. Her Persona isn't suited for battle, and she's managed to drag another person into this issue. What do they do now indeed.]
They... they work here right? [She hasn't seen that kind of robot in the streets.] Maybe it'll s-stop if we leave!
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Doesn't this thing know when to give up already? Just leave them alone!]
I think that might work! It's better than nothing at this point! Uhh...I think the exit's that way!
[She pointed to said direction. And just before she was about to make it, she found herself stumbling a little. Uh-oh, the robot looked like it was getting closer...!]