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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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Emil Castagnier | Tales of Symphonia | OTA
[The first ten minutes go okay. And then the rest happens. Emil immediately makes the most horrible, embarrassing sound at the orgy. He needs to leave. Now. Except his actual reaction is to quickly cover the eyes of whoever is next to him. They can't see Marta like this!!! He can't see Marta like this!]
Q-Quick! We can make it out of here together! I didn't mean this one!
[Theater IV: Emil]
[Okay so the first movie was bad but maybe the next won't be? Decrease Harder II doesn't make much sense so maybe it's a foreign film or something. Either way anything will be better than the ponies.
Ahahahahahaaaaaaaaa]
U-Uhm is anyone... else seeing this? Because, uhm, listen, it's just that Richter is really nice so that's why I was wondering if I like-like him b-but it's not... Uh...
[Theater V: Ratatosk]
['Emil' is slumped in his seat, slurping loudly on his cola. He's irritated. 'Questionable morals' should have meant something interesting. But there's no fighting or death or monsters or anything. This is shit that other idiot would like. At least he doesn't have to endure Emil's comments and happiness.
Though he has to admit, it's nice seeing him and Marta happy together. Reliving when she defended him, said she liked him too...
Damn it, he's not this kind of sap.]
Hey, anyone else think this movie is stupid? Why aren't they fighting back?
[Bonus Theater Lobby: Ratatosk]
[Suddenly someone bursts out of Theater V, bright red, confused and angry. He keeps rubbing his butt and looking behind him as if the horrible 'punishment' will follow him.]
What the hell is wrong with those robots?!
theater lobby hello friend
and because he can't help but ask the obvious: ]
Did something happen in there?
hello dead friend!!!
Lloyd Irving! What are you doing here?!
[Shit he doesn't have his sword on him ughhhh.
Maybe he can get one of those robots' stupid paddles...
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...On second thought no, no he won't do that.]
wow who said anything about being dead!!!
okay, maybe he shouldn't be all that surprised about this kid knowing his name. ever since the worlds reunited and he helped with Luin's complete restoration, his name was pretty well known throughout the world-- for both good and bad reasons.
but man, what's with all this hostility? don't tell him it's because he saw this kid rubbing his butt. ]
Um. [ he looks around a bit before answering properly. ] I guess to watch movies? That's what you do here, right?
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Are you messing with me?! Do you think this is funny?!
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What are you talking about? Of course I'm not messing with you-- I've never even been to a place like this!
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[He reaches for his sword and-- shit, right. Okay. Fine. He'll improvise after all.]
Urghh, you just wait!
[He rushes back into the theater he ran out of and runs out a moment later with a thick wooden paddle. Robotic shouts of 'FILTHY SLUT YOU DON'T DECIDE WHEN YOUR PUNISHMENT OCCURS. I DO.' follow him. Whatever it's time.
He points the paddle at Lloyd.]
Prepare yourself, Lloyd Irving!
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that thought was too late as the kid comes back out with a... oh god. yeah he is DEFINITELY taking a defensive stance. ]
The hell?! What did I even do?!
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....What are they doing?
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N-Nothing! [His voice breaks on that, sounding a little squeaky.] Just, uhm, it's not suitable for anyone's eyes!
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Let's try watching something else then. [A particularly loud moan from the screen.] A quieter one, maybe?
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Here just... take my hand and we'll leave.
[Because it doesn't look weird to leave a movie like this hand-in-hand.]
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Because now that he's removed the obstruction, he's suddenly not sure he wants to see any more of the screen than that tiny confusing glimpse he just got.]
...Okay.
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Just look at me or keep your head down. I've got it.
[It sucks but it means he has to see things out of the corner of his eye. But they're out soon enough and Emil breathes a sigh of relief.]
Okay, we're free!
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IV
narrowed it down, huh?, you're not familiar to him. Especially not with this temperament.Also he's in the midst of watching yet another time Mithos got the better of him (while he was still a good person, no less) and is feeling an odd mix of shame and nostalgia for those days. Not a very great combination, in other words. Emil's comment just sounds random and unwelcome in this montage of humiliation. He quickly looks at him and sounds rather snappy.]
What are you talking about? No.
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Oh! Hi again! Do you remember me? Or maybe you remember Tenebrae? I didn't think I'd see anyone I know here so it's kind of a relief...
[Someone shushes him but Emil ignores him. Nothing like being with that kid that won't shut up in the movie.]
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I don't even know you. What-?
[Then the actual content of the second question he heard in that whole statement finally hits him. Yuan just looks surprised after he abruptly stops. That wasn't a name he'd heard in literal ages.]
...Tenebrae?
[Was there a connection? Could it even be possible given the state the tree had been in since the end of the Kharlan war? He needs answers. Preferably while not saying too much himself.]
Who are you?
Theater I.
D-Don't you dare look at the screen!! [She's pretty sure she saw herself up there, good lord. But yes escape seems like a grand idea. Let's hoof it, bruh.]
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Eventually, she gets a little impatient and waves her hand frantically covering her ear with the free one.]
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She squirms a little in her seat at the sudden darkness trying to get around his hand.]
Hey! That's rude, ya know!
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Look, the ponies are gone! There aren't anymore ponies.
[He can't bring himself to say what happened to them. That was too gruesome.]
Now it's just... just... [There's a loud moan.] It's inappropriate!
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Huh, inappropriate? Why? What's that sound anyways? [Well if he won't let her see he should at least tell her what's going on instead.]
Theater IV because I can, and it's too good not to
...and then someone started talking. And that someone was Emil. And he's saying something even more ridiculous than usual.
Emil has managed to be more embarrassing than anything the movie could do to him thanks Emil. Without a word he stood up, strode over to where Emil was sitting, and physically plucking him up by the collar and dragging him out. He stops out in the hallway, releasing him.]
...was that something you wanted to confide to a group of strangers?
screams i'm going to die
He stares at him, opening and closing his mouth. Then everything comes out in a rush of hasty, thoughtless words.]
Richter! [Nothing like his voice breaking higher, scarlet colouring his cheeks to his ears.] I, uh, I didn't-- I didn't mean for you to hear that or well I thought everyone could see that time not that you know what I mean but I guess you can guess now-- [Wait no that sounds--] Not that it's what you think it is! [A beat.] It might be what you think it is. I don't know what you think it is but I thought they could see so I wanted to explain that it was, uhm-- Confusing? So they shouldn't think, I mean, it's okay if they do there's nothing wrong with that--
[He has no idea what he's even saying anymore.]