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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] ioculus2014-11-04 06:59 pm
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MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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//RUN.EXE
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[personal profile] cozener 2014-11-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Aw, Yata, you ruined his fun! He was going to put two vibrators on your back without you even being none the wiser. :(] We don't have to be strangers, you know--

[The gift is... weird, yes, and it being offered has him turning off the vibrators. He hasn't seen anything quite like it, but he's just so use to seeing weird human shit that it's surprising, but not surprising. He grins either way.] Well, you wouldn't be wrong.

But what if I don't take weird prizes from strangers? You giving that to me could be an act of courting in this place. You could be professing your undying love to me during this single gift-giving moment.
rollin: <user name=sharper> (blush | NO)

[personal profile] rollin 2014-11-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's okay, Loki. Opportunities come and go, but Yata will always be an idiot. He turns red and angry at the implication, shaking his fist. ]

No! Why the hell would I be doing that!? Don't say weird shit! I'm just giving this to you 'cause no one else wants it.

[ And so his true intentions come to light. The toy is still up for grabs. ]
cozener: (I stole a tiki torch last night and just)

[personal profile] cozener 2014-11-13 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[And why would no one else want it, dear Yata? Why indeed.]

Then I guess I'll have to graciously accept your proposal for fear of causing you immense shame being rejected in this place. [He smiles playfully, reaching out for the toy. He holds it, but doesn't pull it out of Yata's hands just yet.]

I want a nice house with a white, picket fence; a cat; and maybe a few kids in the future. [And then he takes the toy with the same sort of amused smile.]
rollin: <user name=sharper> (angry | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[personal profile] rollin 2014-11-13 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now he's confused because he can only be angry at so many things at once. He's not afraid of being rejected because of some stupid doll. More importantly... ]

Wh—I said I wasn't courting you! Hey! While I'm at it, want me to make you a knuckle sandwich?

[ Yata's timing is kind of off, it's embarrassing, but he's hoping the fist he's raised against Loki will make up for it. ]
cozener: (white people when they see a crack)

[personal profile] cozener 2014-11-13 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Quickly, he holds up both hands, even the one still holding the toy, in surrender.] Domestic violence already? We haven't even said our vows.

[The hands lower, and he gives Yata a grin.] Just kidding, hot head. I'm not exactly putting myself on the market anyway. It takes more than a strange toy to get my hand in marriage. [You'd have to be a mighty fine stallion.

Like... literal stallion. You'd have to be a horse apparently, Yata.]