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//TESTDRIVE4.0.EXE

MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's fourth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


tenofhearts: (pic#6055554)

[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-10 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The voice gave her pause, if only for a moment. A sideways glance at the person it came from, then down to her drink, and back over again. Then she took a healthy sip. Slow and purposeful.]

Why not? If that's what they want, then everybody wins.
deontology: (XXXVIII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-11 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahhh, one of those people. Troublesome people who act out.

He shouldn't even be surprised. His expression is calm enough, though his response, well--]


They've slipped questionable substances in our food and drink before.
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[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-11 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Acting out? Not really. More like determined to assert her own independence.]

[Troublesome? ...well, she tried not to be, but old habits were often hard to break. And besides that, it wasn't like she hadn't taken a good, long look around. Whatever might have been in the drinks, it seemed to do little more than get people drunk. Very drunk. Nobody was passing out too quickly, nobody was dying, and her glass hadn't left her hand since she'd gotten it from the bartender.]


And I should trust you over them...why?
deontology: (XXXIX.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-11 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he'll give her that question. Which he does, inclining his head in acknowledgement of her point. He's a killjoy, and overly cautious, but well--he thinks he'd rather be that than dead. And a week isn't enough time to forget the clowns and their ridiculous drugs.]

Aside from the fact that I have not kidnapped you here, you only have my word.

[So fair enough.]

It was a word of warning. Believe what you will.
tenofhearts: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make custom new ones upon request) (pic#6055549)

[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-11 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Fair enough, indeed. At least he hadn't gone on to spew some nonsense about righteousness or prior experience or anything her attention span couldn't handle. Trust me or don't, coincidentally, was her usual method.]

Well, I haven't dropped yet.

Think I'm gonna be okay. No need to worry about me. I can take care of myself.
deontology: (XXVII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a method he fully subscribes to as well--and he got his warning out nonetheless, so it's up to her now to decide what to do with it. He doesn't have that much of an interest in meddling, beyond that.

And so he nods.]


I see. [It would be stupid to doubt her when he doesn't even know what she's capable of.] That will be a useful skill to have here.
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[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-11 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[As a show that she meant what she said, another sip went down before responding back again.]

That's me all over. Useful.

Why else bring me here, if I wasn't useful, y'know?
deontology: (XV.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-11 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes. That's the question.

[Why are they here, out of everyone? How much of what they've been told are lies? He can't deny that that's what they really need to figure out to be able to learn more.

Until then, though. He glances at her again, and then decides that politeness hardly costs anyone anything.]


My name is Abe no Sousei. [he can't say it's a pleasure, because the entire situation kind of sucks, and he's an honest sort of person.] You can hold me to my word that way.

[Seems fair to him.]
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[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Melanie.

[The pleasure was all hers, though not because of him. She offered a shrug at the latter statement, however.]

A name's a name. Don't really mean much beyond that.

Been here long?
deontology: (XXVIII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[hm. Well.]

Approximately one month. [It's not a long period of time, but at the same time...it's not exactly a short period of time to be kidnapped for, either.]
tenofhearts: (pic#6055552)

[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is it always this...welcoming 'round here?

[The nicest way she could describe this festival.]
deontology: (I.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-13 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[It's said quite frankly.]

When I and the people alongside me arrived, we were branded as criminals and chased by murderous robots.

[So there's that.]
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[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-13 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Been there.

[There was an almost ironic smile to her lips; with her low, dull tone, it was impossible to tell if the girl was actually serious, or being sarcastic for humor's sake. Branded as criminals and chased by murderous robots did sound farfetched to most, right?]

What changed?
deontology: (XXX.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so it's a trend. [It's said almost wryly--but it is his idea of a joke. So dry.]

The man who claims to be in charge woke up. [Apparently.] He stated it to be a mistake. [Hell of a mistake to make, though.]

Perhaps the "mistake" has been fixed.
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[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-13 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
That was one hell of a nap, if he missed out on a lot of false persecution.
deontology: (XXXII.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-15 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He also "missed" the time the city was thrown into a murder game.

[It's pretty obvious he has his doubts about this CEO.]

Apparently, he was on a...trip.
tenofhearts: (pic#6055553)

[personal profile] tenofhearts 2014-11-16 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
What kind, a drug trip?

[Because really.]
deontology: (I.)

[personal profile] deontology 2014-11-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
To the jungle, apparently.

[It's said calmly, but...he doesn't...disagree with her...]

...Or so he says.