//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 19 00 ]
The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II [ 1945 ]
The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III [ 2000 ]
Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV [ 2103 ]
Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.
Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS [ whyo'clock ]
Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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allen walker ;; d.gray-man
[ did you just get something to eat at the festival? you did? GREAT because there sure is one yellow flying snitch-like blob thing honing in on whatever snack you're about to eat ]
[ or alternatively, if you've somehow become the owner of something truly awkward and inedible, then it's okay because Timcanpy's still bent on eating it ]
Timcanpy! Stop -- don't eat that!
phase iii;;
Oh no, really, I'd love to dance with all of you -- [ says one Allen Walker, who's somehow surrounded by a couple of overzealous sex robots and looking supremely unruffled. ] But you see, it's just not fair to have to devote anything less than my full attention! It's not what any of you deserve.
[ he looks very Sad About This ] If it's alright with all of you, then you'll have to wait properly for your turn. So maybe you'd all be better off finding partners of your own like that lonely person -- over there!!
[ LOUDLY and wow, is he pointing in the general direction of your character? he is ]
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His tanuki friend, Poko, swipes at the yellow blob and there's a grrr from her throat. Kagemitsu is too busy being confused over the weird thing to consider it a threat at the moment, but the spirit animal seem to be wary enough for the both of them. ]
What the---
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N-no, no. You don't want me, I already have a date, see?!
[ He swiftly pulled a nearby robot closer to him who conveniently had a few wires already dangling loose out the back where he'd reprogrammed her before he turned absolutely red from embarrassment at the bots advances. But he's just one man. Not even Bak can rewire every sexbot in the joint before getting molested half to death!. ]