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MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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//RUN.EXE
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sisconning: (like a stone)

[personal profile] sisconning 2014-11-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[The most frightening of foes, eh? Don't worry, Elza. Nesso will help you defend your bachelor lifestyle for as long as he can! Especially from weird sex robots. No vice captain of his will be snatched up by weird sex robots, not so long as he's around.]

All of it is wrong. And more than that... other than you and the strange... machines... nearly everyone seems to be huma. [It's weird he's used to being surrounded by people with adorable fuzzy ears.]
lionly: (c ↯ and days repeat)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Kyaa, his hero, captain. He will continue to live the life of the bachelor, in that case, and relish in all of its freedoms. One of his ears twitch at the mention of "huma" and he hums, folding his arms over his chest.]

Yeah. I haven't even seen any other lieve or anything... Instead, it's all of your people.

[He heaves a put-upon sigh at him.]
sisconning: (lived unbruised we are friends)

[personal profile] sisconning 2014-11-06 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[That's right. Nesso Galland, hero straight out of song and legend, defending Elza's bacheor lady killer ways. Something.

Another nod.]
Seems that way. And no cats.

[Which is all right. He's quite pissed off at cats, though the broken, insane one they picked up is an okay guy. But that's beside the point. He reaches out to shove at Elza at that sigh.] Oi. Don't sound that unhappy about it. [He's human okay!]
lionly: (c ↯ they're clueless about)

[personal profile] lionly 2014-11-06 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No cats isn't terrible, though, right?

[With a sidelong smile. He knows your feelings on cats full well, Nesso. He feels the same. Mostly because Auger and Mejojo are nut bonkers, and not in the way that Julian is. Not that he knows about Julian, yet, he's been busy waiting on the border.

He bends to the shoving, though, laughing.]


I can't help it. I'm going to be lonely, you know. [HE SAYS as though he doesn't spend 99% of his time around Nesso always.]