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MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's fourth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


sewayaku: (pyon)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ the way she speaks and the scars all over her are certainly attention-grabbing, but Zara is well-trained in social mores, and his gaze doesn't linger when he turns to her.

The fish, however. ]


Raw fish? That's... an unusual request, miss. [ and also sounds like it might make you sick. ]
mermaiding: (and I have left my parents)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-05 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oona frowns. Please, people just don't know what they're missing.] Is better fresh. Goes bad if sitting for too long, and they always put it on ice or something. Not same, not as good. [That's-- that's not the point Oona.]

Suppose could cook it. Still not same, but good. Ah! Or! Hmm... [She trails off, trying to think of the word she wants.] Su...si? Sushi? Had that, was good. Seaweed alright.

[Her stomach growls in protest of her talking about food and her gaze goes to Zara's caramel apple.....]
sewayaku: (gawrsh)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ he hasn't heard of sushi, so he just blinks blankly, listening but confused. Eating raw fish and seaweed? That sounds absolutely repulsive.

But saying that is absolutely out of the question, so he quietly passes over the topic, noting her interest in the apple instead. And her growling stomach, which makes him chuckle slightly. ]


... Fufu. You sound quite hungry. Would you like one?
mermaiding: (I disdain all glittering gold)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oona's eyes light up in response, perking up completely.

A second later she tries to look aloof and disinterested, resting one hand on her hip as she looks off.
] If offering, will not say no. Do not like most human foods, but will try it. Am not really that--

[Her stomach growls again and she turns red, annoyed.]
sewayaku: (fancy mr tux)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he laughs quietly to himself, ears twitching slightly. ]

My, my... [ well, he's not about to buy some raw fish for a stranger, but he can spare some change to buy a second caramel apple. ] No need to be shy. I don't mind. Come, the stand is just this way.
mermaiding: (That even lovers drown.)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Am not shy! [She looks flustered by the assumption and she crosses her arms over her chest in a Very Mature Response.

But hey, if he's paying then she's down. She follows closely after him, but she doesn't really get far before some booth selling glass trinkets catches her eye. Thoroughly drawn in by sparkling, pretty baubles, she stops to examine them, grabbing at Zara's sleeve to make sure he oesn't leave her or something.
]

Ah, pretty! [She picks up a little glass rabbit and squints at it, looking from its ears to Zara's and back.] Looks like you. Bunny, yes?
sewayaku: (be... OUR... GUEST)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ a response that he's used to, honestly; however, he doesn't know this one as well as his young lady, so he refrains from teasing further, only smiling entertainedly to himself.

They certainly don't get far, though. He tenses up a bit when his sleeve is grabbed (mostly worried some overenthusiastic shopowner is trying to sell him something lewd again), but, fortunately, it's just the girl. Zara's eyes fall onto the little glass rabbit, and he smirks, his own ears wiggling slightly as if in response. ]


Yes, indeed. Although I'm not quite so colorful.
mermaiding: (Picked him for her own)

[personal profile] mermaiding 2014-11-08 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[She looks like she's concentrating hard, calculating the differences between them (and her gaze focusing in sharply when his ears wiggle do it it again).

She reaches up towards his ears and then hesitates, as if suddenly remembering manners exist.
] Can touch? [Another pause and she adds a belated:] Please?
sewayaku: (pyon)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow. For half a second, he looks fairly shocked by that bold question, but -- no, he has to remember that most people aren't used to Rabbits. They don't know proper etiquette. So Zara chuckles somewhat awkwardly. ]

-- I'm sorry, but I'll have to say no. These ears are very sensitive. [ a beat. ] For future reference, it's not very polite to ask such a thing of a stranger... Since you didn't know any better, I don't mind, but it's best to learn now.