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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] ioculus2014-11-04 06:59 pm
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MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

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PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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//RUN.EXE
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YOUR AMERICA IS AWESOME TOO SO THERE

[personal profile] cantbewalled 2014-11-05 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Have you met Germany, he's the one with all the dirty porn. Prussia is a saint okay. Pure and above all these petty--DID HE SERIOUSLY JUST GO THERE? Why the hell was he trying to help him again?.]

I was trying not to hurt you, you idiot, but next time I'll just punch it through you! Listen to you talking tough when you're the one that couldn't defend yourself in the first place.

[He gives a derisive snort, not letting that shit get to him because America is also opening that fat mouth and letting dumb fall out.]

I forgot what an ungrateful little shit you are.
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well /gosh/ you charmer you

[personal profile] bigstick 2014-11-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
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and of course he went there, there's no way america won't knock another nation when he's down! especially when said nation is trying to help him! have you even met america? geez, prussia.

anyway, don't mind america as he genuinely loses his shit at prussia's words. he just straight up pauses for a moment, leaning against the decapitated body of the robot and laughs and laughs and laughs. oh my god. prussia hurting him. that's fucking hysterical. ]


Jesus Lord, Prussia, but I don't... You just... Oh my god, that's so funny. Wish I coulda vine'd that shit, dude. Actual Dead Nation Prussia thinks he can somehow like, hurt me? Through actual physical violence? Oh dear lord.

[ and now he's cracking up against, just totally pressing his face against the shoulder of the ex-sexbot and continuing to lose his shit. sorry, dude. ]