//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 19 00 ]
The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II [ 1945 ]
The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III [ 2000 ]
Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV [ 2103 ]
Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.
Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS [ whyo'clock ]
Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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Sam Wilson | MCU | OTA
[Waking up in a weird place like this was bad enough, but a festival that looks like it was sponsored by Viagra is really pushing it. But they're here and trying to find his way out is not the easiest. Sam thinks he might need a drink just to make sense of all of this, but really, does he want to push his luck?
If he bumps into someone trying to walk around one of the booth with prizes he's shaking his head at--it's not like he's never seen or done anything with some of the "prizes" but seriously there are kids around--he'll bring up a hand in apology.]
Sorry, my bad. Should have been watching. [And not staring at the game of condom toss.]
Bonus
[The feeling of being stocked had left for a short time once he'd gotten away from the crazy sexbots but now he's feeling it again, only he's turned around twice and noticed nothing. That is until he realized that machine has been right behind him for a little too long.]
Either I've got a fan or they have too many of these things around.
[He stares at it for a little bit longer before turning to walk away, listening carefully for any sound that it is still following.]
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I'm afraid after a time you get used to it here. Although I hae to wonder what prompted such loyalty out of the machine. Are you perhaps a loyal customer?
[ not that she wishes to hear a list of personal conquests, but it does rather raise a few questions. ]
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I'm not sure whether I should be pleading the fifth or not, but me and the Blue Dispenser just met. We'd need to get to know each other a bit more before I'm ready for that kind of patronage.
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I'm afraid I never lie without a good reason. Unfortunately, it would seem the majority of this colony is made up of machines and robots. Some of them are actually quite well made.
[ and then she gestured to the Blue Dispenser ]
However, unless you wish to take your newest pet home with you, I'd suggest you see what he wants and send him on his way.
Phase I
[Woah, backing up for a second here, because this guy? Tall, dark and freakin' hot. Like, seriously.]
I mean, yeah it's fine. NBD.
[We cool?
We cool.]
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Hey, I'm not complaining. [Not yet, at least. Give her a while so that she goes for enough time without actually killing someone.] This is a hell of a lot better than where I came from.
[Not nearly as much sand and rocks, for starters. Less Hyperion, too.]
I.
Fuck- ! [ He swears, some vestiges of his default state abrasiveness coming back to him. That was good tea. ]