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MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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//RUN.EXE
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fourtune: (xi.)

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[personal profile] fourtune 2014-11-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Stop it! [ clover, too, is having a power struggle — the robot dude is tugging tightly on the ribbon around her neck, and all it's doing is cutting off her air flow. eventually, she's had enough, and after adjusting herself properly, manages to kick at the robot guy's shin. he goes down.. slightly, bringing her ribbon with him. she lets out a frustrated 'mrrgrrrrr' type noise, then snatches it from his lifeless hands.

turning, she sees a boy (a bunny?) in a similar struggle, and feeling great enmity for their assailants, sneaks up behind it and pounces on it. she begins to beat wildly on its head. ]
I'm so sick of these shitty sexual harassers! [ she looks up at her frazzled bunny comrade, frustration on her face. ] Aren't you gonna help?
sewayaku: (ojoo somo...)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ at least he's not alone. Kind of. Actually, seeing a young girl being attacked in just the same manner does nothing to make him feel better, and only makes him more upset. That's entirely inappropriate!

Except she clearly doesn't have the reservations that he does, and he gasps in confusion when she suddenly leaps onto the robot and starts walloping it mercilessly. Now, he has no love for the thing, but seeing this kind of behavior is a little alarming. ]


-- Young lady! I know how you feel, but there's no need to go that far. [ p...robably. Actually, he's not sure how to make them stop, but violence seems excessive. AKA no, he's not helping. ]
fourtune: (x.)

[personal profile] fourtune 2014-11-05 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ god. she shouldn't have relied on a rabbit for help in a physical fight. either way, it seems like the robot's given up (or maybe she just knocked something out of place) so she rises to her full, tiny height and looks at her comrade in despoilment. ]

Thanks for the help. [ there's a thorny irony tinged on those words, of course. clover crosses her arms, looking dissatisfied. ] I guess you know about as much as me, huh?
sewayaku: (fuck off)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-06 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is glad that the robot is apparently going to leave him alone now. He's less glad that this came about because it was beaten up. Zara accepts the sharp words with nothing more than a narrowing of his eyes, face remaining impassive and disapproving as he crosses his arms. ]

I'm afraid attacking people isn't a skill of mine. [ not entirely a lie. combat only in self-defense! But he leaves that for now, shaking his head. ] As for what I know... We're in the middle of some kind of pleasure festival, and some of the people are getting overenthusiastic. Are you hurt?