//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ 19 00 ]
The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II [ 1945 ]
The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III [ 2000 ]
Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV [ 2103 ]
Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.
Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS [ whyo'clock ]
Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
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patchouli knowledge | touhou
[ Patchouli really isn't one for parties, but she was certainly interested in the fact that this place had two moons. Apparently, this would be the best place to observe them in full, ridiculous and questionable district aside. She frowns, but manages to secure herself a decent chunk of space to twirl around in wiTH A CANDY APPLE HANGING OUT OF HER MOUTH. And starts bending the moonlight around her. It whips around in odd shapes and spirals, but oddly enough doesn't affect the area outside of her person. Alternatively she can be seen scarfing down copious amounts of sweets while doing this. Patch.....ouli......are you okay there ]
phase iii
[ HOW ABOUT NO by which I mean Patchouli is struggling terribly to wrench herself from the grip of the overzealous love robots. She repeatedly tries to create dents in their arms, their torsos, but it seems her metal magic isn't working properly. Shame. ]
I don--do not wish to dance, are you listening? My body is in no condition for this, so release me this instant! Excuse me!
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Have you been to the stand on the corner yet? They have cute little fruit pies! [It's a jovial greeting, since apparently Oz is just going to skim over the fact that they all just accidentally waltzed into the end of the world?!]
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...do they? And here I thought I'd already extensively sampled their sweets.
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But at the neat moonlight trick, he perks up a little, interested.]
You should try one! The strawberry-peach is the best, I think, but they have a good cherry, too. [He has tried them all already, yes... That said, since he's just as interested in her abilities as he is in food:]
What were you doing just now?
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The moonlight? I'm an elementalist. [ as if that explains everything ]