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//TESTDRIVE4.0.EXE

MOONFESTCON 2014 PART I: Embracing Lunacy


It's that time of the season to praise the two moons of Cerealia. As they hang in the sky, looking harmless and moon-like, the robots and CERES staff have gathered together to prepare a fanciful celebration. It's primarily located in the Pleasure District where paper lanterns hang and where fireworks are starting to burst in the sky. Everyone is welcome to dress up and enjoy an evening of fantastic pleasures, platonic or otherwise.

"Good evening! As always, I'm pleased you all can join me. Do enjoy all the beverages being passed around along with the many services we have to offer, all there for your pleasure.

Take time to play in one of our many booths or just slip away and have a crazy evening. The moons bid it. Don't be shy."

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 19:00 ] The festival begins promptly with a kick-off speech and a toast from Julius Vincere, encouraging everyone to celebrate beneath the two moons as they light the sky. The weather is crisp and beautiful, leaving them both in full view as their light cascades upon the festival. Around the district, there are several stands full of standard fair food (candy apples/corn dogs/ice cream/deep fried everything), games, and an assortment of many awkward prizes (if you're wondering what these are, do remember you're in the Pleasure District!). Also, there is alcohol everywhere, served to minors and adults alike.
PHASE II
[ 19:45 ] The music is playing loudly beneath the noises of the festival. Anyone approaching the speakers will notice a strange buzzing noise that keeps wavering. Then, the sound changes abruptly to the sound of pained moaning hidden within the song. It grows more pronounced by the second until the lights in the Pleasure District flicker off for a brief second. When they return, there is someone crawling out of the speaker. Your eyes squint, and you can see them briefly, the faint outlines of their form as their screaming escalates, only everyone else seems to be deaf to it. Only you can hear it, and you wonder how and why no one else is reacting. Is it just you? Are you hallucinating? Better get used to that feeling in Cerealia.
PHASE III
[ 20:00 ] Your friendly speaker friend up there doesn't seem to want to go away. (S)he keeps crawling out and disappearing throughout the evening, but it's easier to ignore as Julius takes to the stage. He has a special announcement for all. CERESdate (who sponsored this wonderful festival by the way) has agreed to set up all you vibrant, sexy Cerealia singles with some robot partners for the night. Want to escape? Too late. They're latching on and dragging you out to the dance floor to boogie down. Afterwards, they'll try and drag you to the nearby hotels for some extra loving. You are welcome to run at this point or comply happily.
PHASE IV
[ 21:03 ] Have you escaped the overzealous sex robots? Good, good! Now, it's time for the real fun. The holograms turn from PG images of the stars and surrounding moons and planets to a few fun images of various robot couples caught in absolute bliss. You may spot a clown mask in there or two, reminiscent of those who were running around causing a bit of trouble earlier. The images continue to get distorted as the clowns look like they're stretching their necks out of the image and reaching out towards you. The moaning from before returns.

Doesn't it get you in the mood? If it does and you'd like to find a partner for the night, a few CERESdate robots will be on hand to help fix you up with a partner, organic or otherwise. They're being quite insistent again because they want your credits.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Have you ever been stalked by a condom-dispensing machine? Well, there's a first time for everything! These friendly contraptions are set up all over the Pleasure District, waiting for you to pass by before trailing after you very slowly. At first you don't notice. Every time you turn around, it stands stationery. But the moment you start to move, it just carefully rolls behind you. Watching. Waiting.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the meme. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's fourth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


cheats: (yeah I'm talkin' five comma)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ When his prize is plucked out of his hands, Ciel makes a soft, upset sort of noise, since, hey, even if he doesn't know what it is, it's his! He turns to look at the thief with an angry expression, but as he looks up, his frown shifts from angry to confusion.

It's the elegant tailcoat he notices first, the careful arrangement of clothing, but at least it's not all in a dark crow's black. However, as his eyes travel up, they stop and become quite firmly fixated on the ears. He had a dream like this once, actually, where Sebastian had become the white rabbit, but... This was too strange. It's hard for him to pull his eyes away from the rabbit ears, but he manages, though it comes with an irritated noise as he puts a hand on his hip. ]


Thirteen.

[ He answers easily, since he had become so used to the bracelets in the amusement park that he hadn't quite gotten used to the fact he could lie about it again. ]

What household do you serve, exactly?

[ He asks it directly, but in a cool, neutral sort of way. It's clear that this thirteen year old recognizes exactly what Zara is dressed as, and from the way he carries himself, it's not difficult to assume that it's because he has servants tending to him normally. ]
sewayaku: (be... OUR... GUEST)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ that was considerably easier than he'd been hoping, and he's grateful, setting aside the fact that he's holding someone else's vibrators in his hands. He just sort of... awkwardly sticks them in a pocket for now and tries to forget about them. He'll look for a trash can later.

Ciel's curious gaze is something he's already become used to, and he schools his face into a patient, friendly smile. His kind wasn't common here - not that they were common back home anymore, either - but he didn't mind educating others on his race. Zara is fully prepared to explain things when the boy sidelines him with a completely different question.

Well. That's fine, too. It's a better topic than sex toys. ]


Why, the Galland household. My name is Zara Skeens - steward of Lord Edgar's estate. [ a small nod. ] You seem like you might belong to a fine house, yourself. Hm?
cheats: (is who gonna run this town tonight)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ The way that he looks at Zara is still full of open suspicion, and yet, it's also not for the reasons he would expect. Really, no one would be able to guess the real reason, since it's just Ciel's very unique biases, but after spending time with Sebastian, Ciel doesn't exactly trust butlers. The words are polite, and the smile is kind, but Sebastian was able to do just the same thing.

That, and being pointed out as a noble, makes Ciel draw himself up, and though he's still a short young man, there's definitely the noble's air about him rather than the flustered, confused brat. ]


I've not heard of the Galland household, though that's not unreasonable in a place like this.

[ He frowns lightly, since he's reminded of his discovery that Oz was a nobleman, and one of higher status than he is, but. ]

I am the Earl of Phantomhive.
sewayaku: (hello. it's me.)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
An Earl? At age thirteen?

[ not unheard of, but impressive all the same. Zara's not clueless enough not to notice Ciel's clear distrust, but he doesn't mind ignoring it for now. There could be any number of reasons that would be inappropriate to pry at right now - and beyond that, it's perfectly reasonable to be cautious here. Goodness knows he is, too. ]

That's quite considerable... Forgive me for my rudeness, Earl Phantomhive. As you said, I haven't heard of your household. [ pause. ] ... That said, I'm afraid I have to hold onto these.
cheats: (what do all these things have in common)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ He nods, and his expression at least softens to some degree, since attaining his title so young is something that he's quite proud of. It came with considerable work on his part, after all, so of course he would be proud of such an accomplishment. ]

I inherited the title at twelve, technically. After my father's passing, it fell to me to run our estate, so I made sure to be prepared to do so.

[ It's much simpler in his explanation than it truly was, since it was also a matter of the Queen needing her watchdog... Surely, she had probably thought it would be several years before the Phantomhives would return to their position as the evil nobleman, but Ciel had made sure to inherit the title in full.

He waves his hand dismissively all the same, at least not put out by Zara not recognizing his family's name, and more endeared that he addresses him properly. Though... His insistence does pique his curiosity again. ]


...What are they, by the way? I've never seen anything like them.
sewayaku: (lightly grated cheddar)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-05 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
After your father's passing... I see. My condolences.

[ that usually was the way of things when someone so young ended up sitting in the head chair - whoever was older was gone. Zara isn't surprised. The boy does seem very mature and in-control for his age - he wonders if he isn't a fine earl already.

At the question, however, his demeanor goes from apologetic to frustrated. With a sigh, he shakes his head. If only his father hadn't passed. Then he could just say "ask your parents." ]


... I'd rather not explain this, but if you ask so directly... [ being zara is suffering. ] Suffice to say, they're, ah... tools used in certain private adult situations.
cheats: please do not take! (pic#8436214)

1/3

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He nods simply to the condolences, since it's something he's heard many times over at this point, and honestly, something he preferred not to dwell on. He had mourned the passing of his parents, and in Ciel's mind, that one opportunity for mourning was enough. He didn't have time to dwell on it any more than that.

As Zara starts to explain, or rather, says that he'd rather not, Ciel's expression turns to irritation, and he clicks his tongue in a way that implies that he's about to tell Zara off for being so difficult. But. The expression falls as the explanation actually comes. ]
cheats: (nO no no)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "Private."

"Adult."

Ciel's expression turns to confusion for a moment, since it takes him a second to actually connect the dots, and he looks back to the prizes still at the booth when it dawns on him. He's completely silent, not even uttering a sound, but he doesn't need to, since the reaction is clear enough on his face as he turns from a delicate, pale white to a deep, flushed red. ]
cheats: (here’s one for example)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-05 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The silence, however, doesn't last.

Ciel covers his face with his hands and looks away from the booth, and just immediately jumps to indignant rage, as you do. ]


Wh, Wh— That's terribly inappropriate!! Why would you ever— I didn't—

[ And at this point, it just devolves into embarrassed, angry noises... good job ciel... ]
sewayaku: (fuck off)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-06 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, Zara is only difficult when he has good reason to be (or when it'll get his young lady riled up, but that's obviously not the case here.) He winces a little at Ciel's reaction. Maybe he should have been even more vague - but it was difficult to straddle the line between 'informative but polite' and 'inciting even more uncomfortable questions.'

Either way, he's left with a flustered little boy. The rabbit raises his hands in a placating manner, looking sympathetic. ]


You're completely correct! It's entirely inappropriate, especially for a festival with children attending. I've given up trying to understand their reasoning, at this point... [ maybe all people from the future are like this? god, he hopes not. ] Perhaps I'll try speaking with the management.
cheats: (ridin' with they dillingers)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-06 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's inappropriate in any context!

[ He shouts, because Ciel is... Ciel... He doesn't do much quietly when he's riled up, which he certainly is now. ]

How dare they do such a thing! You— You should speak to the management, yes!
sewayaku: (ey how you doin lil mama)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ fair enough. Zara nods, although he still needs to do something about that shouting... ]

I will, then. Once I learn where to find them... [ because lol he still doesn't know where anything is and he also has the vague notion that "management" might be an intangible being, based on his understanding of how this simulation thing works. but. ] But for the time being, please relax, Earl Phantomhive. And maybe try to avoid the game booths.
cheats: please do not take! (pic#8436210)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ He makes an upset, uncomfortable noise with a scowl, but it's at least quick to soften as he lapses into a thoughtful silence. He looks up at Zara, and though he still has a hard, commanding tone, the look on his face is at least (more moe) softer, with hints of red still around his ears. ]

...Don't mention this to anyone, by the way.

[ Because people will make fun of him and he doesn't know how to deal with that other than arson. ]
sewayaku: (fancy mr tux)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ poor thing. Maybe he shouldn't have told him -- but no, then things would have just been worse later. Possibly with someone less understanding than himself. Subject aside, that face Ciel is making is adorable, so Zara can't help but give in. He smiles, one eyebrow raised. ]

Understood. [ not that he has anyone to tell, anyway... he lets a moment pass, then continues, expression somewhat apologetic. ] ... This is a terrible first meeting, but I wonder if I could ask you something. Do you know this place well? This... world.

[ which still sounds strange, but seems like the best term he can use. ]
cheats: (bought the chain)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ciel frowns, since he finds that smile minutely irritating, but it's only because that same sort of smile tend to be terribly condescending when used by other butlers that Ciel knows, but he'll hardly say anything about that. The change of topic is appreciated, since it's one that's more, well, comfortable, to put it simply. Ciel turns to walk away, motioning lightly for Zara to follow, but this is also because he doesn't want to see these game stalls again in his life... ]

Scarcely at all, I am afraid. I just arrived here earlier today myself, so I am still learning.

[ He makes a dismissive noise, but then shrugs. ]

The very idea of it is completely preposterous though, don't you think?
sewayaku: (A CAN OF FIZZ)

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-09 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ neither does he.. he won't complain. Zara folds his hands neatly in front of himself and follows slightly behind him and to the side, not wanting to overstep his boundaries.

Sounds like he won't be able to ask about where Fiona is... Too bad. (He's doing a good job of hiding it, but he's deathly worried about her right now.) ]


It is. For the moment, I'm taking it with a grain of salt... It's a bit much to process all at once.
cheats: at the concert (Imma need to see your fucking hands)

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-09 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ This gait and distance is familiar to Ciel, so despite himself, he relaxes visibly. It's not exactly like speaking to Sebastian (this person was probably better, since Sebastian wasn't a high standard), but it's enough. ]

Quite. The idea of a whole world being destroyed... How ridiculous. As if we're supposed to believe that.

[ He scoffs openly with a shake of his head. ]

But so long as the intentions remain benign, it's not terrible, I suppose.
sewayaku: (shitty keywords)

WOW so mean to sebastian ciel

[personal profile] sewayaku 2014-11-10 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ he nods in agreement. It is ridiculous. For his own sanity, he has to believe it's ridiculous. If something had happened to Fiona in an instant before he was even aware of it - if he hadn't been able to save her - if she was --

No, it's ridiculous. He refuses to think about it. The peaceful smile on his face flickers a bit with a darker concern, but only for a second or two. ]


We'll see about that. In my opinion, this isn't a stellar first impression of what they have to offer us.
cheats: (but these hoes love my accent)

he deserves it!!

[personal profile] cheats 2014-11-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a terrible one.

[ Ugh... Ugh!! He's still scandalized that he touched something so gross at all, so his expression turns a bit more sour. ]

I hope it isn't like this all the time... It's just a party, so hopefully that means it'll be done with soon.