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//TESTDRIVE16.EXE

//testdrive16.EXE



THIS seems nice and friendly. One minute you're doing whatever you do in your weird existence and the next, you're standing on the top of a tall, tall tower. There's no ground that you can really see; it drops off into darkness. All around you, there's code, breaking through the walls and your fingers and even the very air.

In fact, it looks like you're in the middle of a very shoddily designed Tron-knock-off. Which is exactly what this is, of course. Looks like CERES didn't finish this level before they chucked you into it.

That sounds like a very CERES thing to do.

Good luck, everyone.


system error

please attempt troubleshooting and diagnostics

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] It's impossible to tell time in this place, and everything looks the same, but it won't be long before you're probably sick of the tower. Time to get down -- unless you have magical powers or can fly or something, it'll probably be pretty tough, too. You could try to climb down, but the walls look pretty slick, and -- oh god, your arm just went through the wall, what the hell.

Whatever you do, don't fall.

If you fall, you'll be stuck falling forever. And ever. And ever. Looks like they didn't put a failsafe into ViViD for falling, so now you're stuck. You might see some other people stuck in the same glitch, falling forever a la Alice in Wonderland, but honestly? You're stuck that way until your game resets itself.

PHASE II

[ ??:?? ] Either way, you've made it to the ground (somehow). The ground looks like... a half-finished city, really. There are streets, and houses... but some of the houses are unfinished, just four walls and no roof, or only three walls, or nothing inside, and a lot of the NPCs are completely faceless, or only have one line they repeat over and over again.

It's honestly pretty unnerving, especially since there's no soundtrack at all. You can just traverse this creepy hellscape in complete and utter silence.

And then the cars start to fly away.

That's definitely normal (is there anything about this game that isn't faulty?).

PHASE III

[ ??:?? ] It's not safe.

You could be anywhere in this level, wandering, searching -- and then suddenly, it's there. As it appears, a battle theme starts, but it's distorted, eerie and off-pitch. There's something very wrong about this enemy, that's for sure. It can't be defeated, either. Attacks can harm it, and it can be tossed aside or fought, but it just gets right back up, bloodied and beaten, as if unstopped by anything it's feeling.

Over and over and over again.

Just don't let it touch you.

Because it will start to absorb you, code bit by code bit, until there's nothing left of you. It's a cannibalistic distorted monster, wonderful.

PHASE IV

[ ??:?? ] If it wasn't apparent already, physics is a little weird here. One second you're walking along, and the next there's basically no gravity; you could jump wherever you want, clearing buildings in a single bound like the superman you were always meant to be. One second you're your normal amount of strength, and the next you could life cars (if you so chose), for no apparent good reason.

Sometimes the world just tilts, making the ceiling the floor very suddenly, and sometimes the floor drops out from under you entirely.

Anything that could go wrong with the physics here does go wrong.

Just try not to get caught halfway through a now-solid floor. That sounds really, really uncomfortable.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] Of course, it wouldn't be glitch central without something weird happening to you. And it could be anything -- one second you're fine, and the next your arm is twice as long as it should be, and totally noodly. Suddenly you have a mermaid tail or animal ears, or your head has rotated upside down (how is that even happening?). You're suddenly able to walk through walls, or drag objects to you by pointing at them.

If this was a video game (it is), it would be the faultiest game to ever exist, that's for sure.

(Still, teleporting from one side of the world to the other by jumping on a single spot on a flowerbed is kind of entertaining, if nothing else.)


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's sixteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

fauxtetsu: (04)

[personal profile] fauxtetsu 2016-09-05 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ The idea that this is normal has Nagasone raise an eyebrow, scanning the scenery before the turning back to Tsuru with a clear frown on his face. Wile part of it is because of his first comment, it's actually the second one. Pride, dammit he has it, especially as a baby sword. ]

Please don--

[ We all know how Naga would have responded like like any other bara or bigger sword would they in this situation; tell Tsuru to knock it off. But this kid!uchi realizes how that could backfire. He doesn't doubt that Tsuru would listen to him, but what would the crane do instead? Sorry pal but fuck mystery and odoroitaka. That's what cuts him off, and he takes the candy from the larger tachi, unwraps it and pops it in his mouth ]

You know what, it's fine, thanks for the candy, I'll owe you when I'm my normal self again.

[ Unlike some incarnation of a crazy Kondou, Nagasone is not a big fan of sweets. However, it doesn't taste bad per se. He's sure a tantou, or even Urashima would like it. Also eating it help his mind stay on track. ]
gravesite: dns (169)

[personal profile] gravesite 2016-09-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ the height or build of a sword has nothing to do with whether or not tsurumaru would listen to them in the first place, though. in fact, it actually has nothing to do with it whatsoever, so making these assumptions is certainly a bit crude, isn't it?

anyway, he watches nagasone unwrap the candy before withdrawing a second piece of candy for himself, popping it in his mouth. ]


So, you're not going to ask me why you're small?
fauxtetsu: (11)

[personal profile] fauxtetsu 2016-09-06 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nagasone is a king of bad assumptions, lbr here (Kashuu and Mutsu can back that up). But man, Tsuru, give him a break. e's still an old tachi so he could at least, try to follow the wishes of... Nah. Also, Naga's only chill because he's a part time dad to punks and has to keep it up.

No punks here and it's just this bird though, maybe he can lose his chill a little. No one believe Tsuru about it anyway! It works out. ]


Do you have answers, aside from, "This ViViD place just does it to entertain people!" or, "This is karmic backlash for that time I threw you out in the rain for hiding Kamekichi and making Urashima upset?"

[ He sounds mockingly cheerful about it too... Man who allowed this conversation between two bullies. ]