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//TESTDRIVE16.EXE

//testdrive16.EXE



THIS seems nice and friendly. One minute you're doing whatever you do in your weird existence and the next, you're standing on the top of a tall, tall tower. There's no ground that you can really see; it drops off into darkness. All around you, there's code, breaking through the walls and your fingers and even the very air.

In fact, it looks like you're in the middle of a very shoddily designed Tron-knock-off. Which is exactly what this is, of course. Looks like CERES didn't finish this level before they chucked you into it.

That sounds like a very CERES thing to do.

Good luck, everyone.


system error

please attempt troubleshooting and diagnostics

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] It's impossible to tell time in this place, and everything looks the same, but it won't be long before you're probably sick of the tower. Time to get down -- unless you have magical powers or can fly or something, it'll probably be pretty tough, too. You could try to climb down, but the walls look pretty slick, and -- oh god, your arm just went through the wall, what the hell.

Whatever you do, don't fall.

If you fall, you'll be stuck falling forever. And ever. And ever. Looks like they didn't put a failsafe into ViViD for falling, so now you're stuck. You might see some other people stuck in the same glitch, falling forever a la Alice in Wonderland, but honestly? You're stuck that way until your game resets itself.

PHASE II

[ ??:?? ] Either way, you've made it to the ground (somehow). The ground looks like... a half-finished city, really. There are streets, and houses... but some of the houses are unfinished, just four walls and no roof, or only three walls, or nothing inside, and a lot of the NPCs are completely faceless, or only have one line they repeat over and over again.

It's honestly pretty unnerving, especially since there's no soundtrack at all. You can just traverse this creepy hellscape in complete and utter silence.

And then the cars start to fly away.

That's definitely normal (is there anything about this game that isn't faulty?).

PHASE III

[ ??:?? ] It's not safe.

You could be anywhere in this level, wandering, searching -- and then suddenly, it's there. As it appears, a battle theme starts, but it's distorted, eerie and off-pitch. There's something very wrong about this enemy, that's for sure. It can't be defeated, either. Attacks can harm it, and it can be tossed aside or fought, but it just gets right back up, bloodied and beaten, as if unstopped by anything it's feeling.

Over and over and over again.

Just don't let it touch you.

Because it will start to absorb you, code bit by code bit, until there's nothing left of you. It's a cannibalistic distorted monster, wonderful.

PHASE IV

[ ??:?? ] If it wasn't apparent already, physics is a little weird here. One second you're walking along, and the next there's basically no gravity; you could jump wherever you want, clearing buildings in a single bound like the superman you were always meant to be. One second you're your normal amount of strength, and the next you could life cars (if you so chose), for no apparent good reason.

Sometimes the world just tilts, making the ceiling the floor very suddenly, and sometimes the floor drops out from under you entirely.

Anything that could go wrong with the physics here does go wrong.

Just try not to get caught halfway through a now-solid floor. That sounds really, really uncomfortable.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] Of course, it wouldn't be glitch central without something weird happening to you. And it could be anything -- one second you're fine, and the next your arm is twice as long as it should be, and totally noodly. Suddenly you have a mermaid tail or animal ears, or your head has rotated upside down (how is that even happening?). You're suddenly able to walk through walls, or drag objects to you by pointing at them.

If this was a video game (it is), it would be the faultiest game to ever exist, that's for sure.

(Still, teleporting from one side of the world to the other by jumping on a single spot on a flowerbed is kind of entertaining, if nothing else.)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's sixteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

heiroglyphs: (rly?)

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[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-09-03 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Great. Ruby's creepy uncle. This is exactly what she wanted in her crappy Tron rip-off. Weiss peers up from the window with deadpan exasperation.]

Don't you have more important things to worry about right now? Like... not falling to your death?
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[personal profile] qrowbar 2016-09-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, great. A Schnee. [Qrow rolls his eyes.] Look, ice queen junior, I'm fine. Couldn't be less worried about something if I tried.

Lectures must run in the family.
heiroglyphs: (ugh)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-09-03 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Junior. You couldn't go with... Ice Queen Mini, or Ice Queen Lite, or something that sounds a little bit better?]

You have no idea.

[And pocketing the flask and heading back inside.]
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[personal profile] qrowbar 2016-09-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Welcome to give-a-shit-ville, population: Not Qrow. He rolls his eyes.] Not the only thing that runs in the family either, huh.

Guess I've got nothing left to live for. [With a shattering of rock, he pulls his hand free from the side of the building, and... lets himself fall.]
heiroglyphs: (no no no no no)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-09-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[The plummeting sound of an old drunk gets her attention, and she rushes back to the windowsill wide-eyed. Damn, man, she knew you liked the sauce but there are better things to live for!]
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[personal profile] qrowbar 2016-09-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[As soon as Weiss rushes back to the window, there will be a rush of black feathers into her vision, and Qrow flies up and through it, grabbing the flask out of her hand and coming to rest, landing in a three-point stance as the feathers drift to the ground around him.] Your sister wouldn't have fallen for that.

Kinda disappointed.
heiroglyphs: (let me ponder how much you suck)

[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-09-03 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hey-!!

[It takes half a second before it registers what happened. Bunch of feathers, burst of speed, must be his Semblance. He took advantage of a situation she wasn't expecting and caught her off-guard. She would be impressed... if it didn't annoy her so much. At least with the flask now out of her hands, she's free to stubbornly cross her arms all she likes.]

Hmph. How was I supposed to know you could do that? Not many people can come back from a fall like that.
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[personal profile] qrowbar 2016-09-03 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I did say I wasn't worried about falling. What, you think I'd really have ended it all over a thing like that? [He takes a swig from his flask, which is not yet apple juice, and then hangs it back on his belt.] Try to think faster on your feet, Schnee.

Speaking of Schnees who need to think faster on their feet, where's ice queen senior?
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[personal profile] heiroglyphs 2016-09-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She's a first-year at Beacon! Or... was. You can cut her a little bit of slack, right?]

She's not here, if that's what you're asking.

[Her expression softens. That's... honestly the best answer she can give. She has no idea how much Qrow knows about this place, but considering she's never seen him around before now, she's guessing not a lot.]

In the Nexus, probably.
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[personal profile] qrowbar 2016-09-05 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, right. They were saying something about that, weren't they? Wasn't really paying attention. [Or maybe he was, and just wants people to think he wasn't. He's weird like that.] That's a shame. Was hoping to get a good old-fashioned scolding, and nobody does that better than a Schnee.