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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] ioculus2016-09-01 12:00 am
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//TESTDRIVE16.EXE

//testdrive16.EXE



THIS seems nice and friendly. One minute you're doing whatever you do in your weird existence and the next, you're standing on the top of a tall, tall tower. There's no ground that you can really see; it drops off into darkness. All around you, there's code, breaking through the walls and your fingers and even the very air.

In fact, it looks like you're in the middle of a very shoddily designed Tron-knock-off. Which is exactly what this is, of course. Looks like CERES didn't finish this level before they chucked you into it.

That sounds like a very CERES thing to do.

Good luck, everyone.


system error

please attempt troubleshooting and diagnostics

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] It's impossible to tell time in this place, and everything looks the same, but it won't be long before you're probably sick of the tower. Time to get down -- unless you have magical powers or can fly or something, it'll probably be pretty tough, too. You could try to climb down, but the walls look pretty slick, and -- oh god, your arm just went through the wall, what the hell.

Whatever you do, don't fall.

If you fall, you'll be stuck falling forever. And ever. And ever. Looks like they didn't put a failsafe into ViViD for falling, so now you're stuck. You might see some other people stuck in the same glitch, falling forever a la Alice in Wonderland, but honestly? You're stuck that way until your game resets itself.

PHASE II

[ ??:?? ] Either way, you've made it to the ground (somehow). The ground looks like... a half-finished city, really. There are streets, and houses... but some of the houses are unfinished, just four walls and no roof, or only three walls, or nothing inside, and a lot of the NPCs are completely faceless, or only have one line they repeat over and over again.

It's honestly pretty unnerving, especially since there's no soundtrack at all. You can just traverse this creepy hellscape in complete and utter silence.

And then the cars start to fly away.

That's definitely normal (is there anything about this game that isn't faulty?).

PHASE III

[ ??:?? ] It's not safe.

You could be anywhere in this level, wandering, searching -- and then suddenly, it's there. As it appears, a battle theme starts, but it's distorted, eerie and off-pitch. There's something very wrong about this enemy, that's for sure. It can't be defeated, either. Attacks can harm it, and it can be tossed aside or fought, but it just gets right back up, bloodied and beaten, as if unstopped by anything it's feeling.

Over and over and over again.

Just don't let it touch you.

Because it will start to absorb you, code bit by code bit, until there's nothing left of you. It's a cannibalistic distorted monster, wonderful.

PHASE IV

[ ??:?? ] If it wasn't apparent already, physics is a little weird here. One second you're walking along, and the next there's basically no gravity; you could jump wherever you want, clearing buildings in a single bound like the superman you were always meant to be. One second you're your normal amount of strength, and the next you could life cars (if you so chose), for no apparent good reason.

Sometimes the world just tilts, making the ceiling the floor very suddenly, and sometimes the floor drops out from under you entirely.

Anything that could go wrong with the physics here does go wrong.

Just try not to get caught halfway through a now-solid floor. That sounds really, really uncomfortable.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] Of course, it wouldn't be glitch central without something weird happening to you. And it could be anything -- one second you're fine, and the next your arm is twice as long as it should be, and totally noodly. Suddenly you have a mermaid tail or animal ears, or your head has rotated upside down (how is that even happening?). You're suddenly able to walk through walls, or drag objects to you by pointing at them.

If this was a video game (it is), it would be the faultiest game to ever exist, that's for sure.

(Still, teleporting from one side of the world to the other by jumping on a single spot on a flowerbed is kind of entertaining, if nothing else.)


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's sixteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

fingerbanged: <user name=narben> (Make a dragon wanna retire man)

IT'S NOT LIKE HE HASN'T BEFORE.......

[personal profile] fingerbanged 2016-09-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[As the force of Keiko's blow sends him careening away, landing him face-first on the floor, only one thought is crystal clear in his head.

Yep, that was definitely Keiko's slap.

And unless CERES had gotten really, really good at replicating this sort of thing (unlikely, due to the glitches they've been having), there was no mistaking it. This girl in front of him was actually her.

It takes him a moment to prop himself off the ground, rubbing the quickly reddening imprint on his cheek, grinning like an idiot despite the doubled pain of both the hit and his headache from earlier (why did he think it was a good idea to get himself slapped again???) This wasn't the most romantic of reunions, but when was Yusuke ever the romantic type?]


Man, is it just me, or did you start hitting harder? You didn't start training when I was away, did you?
keikoslap: (focused)

.....THIS IS TRUE

[personal profile] keikoslap 2016-09-05 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[As Yusuke finally sits up he'll be greeted with something else that's familiar: the sight of Keiko standing over him with hands on her hips, a furrowed brow, and a frown on her face.

Otherwise known as the 'Yusuke has just done something stupid' stance. It's almost strange how easily she falls back on it after years of non-use.

And that's what mollifies her anger quickly, the reminder that it's been years since they last saw each other. Her expression softens as she gazes at him, eyes taking in his appearance, searching for differences.

She huffs at his words before crouching down next to him, knees pulled up to her chest, putting them at eye level.]


Of course not. But you have been away for three years. I must have stored up a lot power during that time.

[Three years without her around to slap him when he does something stupid? She has a lot to catch up on.]