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//TESTDRIVE16.EXE

//testdrive16.EXE



THIS seems nice and friendly. One minute you're doing whatever you do in your weird existence and the next, you're standing on the top of a tall, tall tower. There's no ground that you can really see; it drops off into darkness. All around you, there's code, breaking through the walls and your fingers and even the very air.

In fact, it looks like you're in the middle of a very shoddily designed Tron-knock-off. Which is exactly what this is, of course. Looks like CERES didn't finish this level before they chucked you into it.

That sounds like a very CERES thing to do.

Good luck, everyone.


system error

please attempt troubleshooting and diagnostics

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ ??:?? ] It's impossible to tell time in this place, and everything looks the same, but it won't be long before you're probably sick of the tower. Time to get down -- unless you have magical powers or can fly or something, it'll probably be pretty tough, too. You could try to climb down, but the walls look pretty slick, and -- oh god, your arm just went through the wall, what the hell.

Whatever you do, don't fall.

If you fall, you'll be stuck falling forever. And ever. And ever. Looks like they didn't put a failsafe into ViViD for falling, so now you're stuck. You might see some other people stuck in the same glitch, falling forever a la Alice in Wonderland, but honestly? You're stuck that way until your game resets itself.

PHASE II

[ ??:?? ] Either way, you've made it to the ground (somehow). The ground looks like... a half-finished city, really. There are streets, and houses... but some of the houses are unfinished, just four walls and no roof, or only three walls, or nothing inside, and a lot of the NPCs are completely faceless, or only have one line they repeat over and over again.

It's honestly pretty unnerving, especially since there's no soundtrack at all. You can just traverse this creepy hellscape in complete and utter silence.

And then the cars start to fly away.

That's definitely normal (is there anything about this game that isn't faulty?).

PHASE III

[ ??:?? ] It's not safe.

You could be anywhere in this level, wandering, searching -- and then suddenly, it's there. As it appears, a battle theme starts, but it's distorted, eerie and off-pitch. There's something very wrong about this enemy, that's for sure. It can't be defeated, either. Attacks can harm it, and it can be tossed aside or fought, but it just gets right back up, bloodied and beaten, as if unstopped by anything it's feeling.

Over and over and over again.

Just don't let it touch you.

Because it will start to absorb you, code bit by code bit, until there's nothing left of you. It's a cannibalistic distorted monster, wonderful.

PHASE IV

[ ??:?? ] If it wasn't apparent already, physics is a little weird here. One second you're walking along, and the next there's basically no gravity; you could jump wherever you want, clearing buildings in a single bound like the superman you were always meant to be. One second you're your normal amount of strength, and the next you could life cars (if you so chose), for no apparent good reason.

Sometimes the world just tilts, making the ceiling the floor very suddenly, and sometimes the floor drops out from under you entirely.

Anything that could go wrong with the physics here does go wrong.

Just try not to get caught halfway through a now-solid floor. That sounds really, really uncomfortable.

BONUS

[ ??:?? ] Of course, it wouldn't be glitch central without something weird happening to you. And it could be anything -- one second you're fine, and the next your arm is twice as long as it should be, and totally noodly. Suddenly you have a mermaid tail or animal ears, or your head has rotated upside down (how is that even happening?). You're suddenly able to walk through walls, or drag objects to you by pointing at them.

If this was a video game (it is), it would be the faultiest game to ever exist, that's for sure.

(Still, teleporting from one side of the world to the other by jumping on a single spot on a flowerbed is kind of entertaining, if nothing else.)


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's sixteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

shadowfrost: (gar tuht river)

Fatima | Luminous Arc 2

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
PHASE I

[ Inexplicably being on top of a big, dark tower is not quite how Fatima expected to start out the day, but she doesn't think about it too much before glancing to the side. There are others at the top with her, and, more worrisome, that sure looks to her like someone about to slip off the side of the tower. Given how she can't see the ground however far down below, she can only imagine the grisly pancake they'd make and shoots an ice spell near their feet to keep them from stepping onto air. Ice isn't much better of a platform, but it's just dry enough to not have them slip. ]

Be more careful! Falling from this high would kill you. [ She sounds almost like a mom, chastising like that, but she looks more than a little frustrated too. ]


PHASE III

[ Of all the things she had to find here, she had to find a Beast Fiend. Or, what she thinks is a Beast Fiend. Damn if it doesn't look just like one. Despite its grotesque and warped appearance, she doesn't feel anything remotely similar to fear. She's handled monsters like this before, so what's one more? ]

You. [ She jerks her head toward the monster, and in order to stop its advance and buy herself a little more time to talk, she casts a Gravity Ice spell. The huge, purplish chunk of ice drops right onto its head, pinning it in place, and as the creature flails around to get it off, she waves at the other person as if shooing them away. ] If you're not going to run, I hope you're at least good with a weapon or something.


PHASE IV

[ The sudden and recurrent changes in physics have, up until this moment, been pretty mundane. Sure, an unexpected step launching her into the air and landing on top of a house is bizarre, but at least she's in one piece and can still get down!

Or so she thinks. Fatima's puzzled expression morphs into abject horror as the roof itself suddenly becomes intangible, and she falls halfway through it, just up under her armpits, before the roof becomes solid again. She tries to free herself, but the woodwork is solid, and she's not going to be getting free any time soon. What's worse, she can feel her feet dangling and kicking in the room below.

Fatima drags a gloved hand down her face and pulls herself up the most she can to shout down at the street below. Mortifying as it is, she can't get out by herself. ]


H-Hey! I need some help! So...could you come here?!
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oshoku: (034.)

iv.

[personal profile] oshoku 2016-09-02 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[helping people is not directly in Chuuya's line of work. it's actually pretty far out of the way. you know, cold hearted, dirty tactics, blah blah blah underground evil, the usual.

and yet. and yet in the midst of this digitally fucked up crazy world, he hears someone calling for help, and he looks up to see the woman there. he looks mildly annoyed, actually, but that's just him on a regular day.]


Tell me what you want first, and then I'll consider.

[if this is some trap, he wants to be prepared. and to make sure absolutely no one else will see him being helpful.]
shadowfrost: (r u ok)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fatima makes a face that can best be described as "Really?" in expression form. She'd think it obvious what she wants since she's visibly just a torso for the time being to any onlookers. ]

I'm stuck in the roof and just want help getting unstuck.
oshoku: (052.)

[personal profile] oshoku 2016-09-02 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If I help you out, you're not going to make a big deal over it, alright?

[looking left. looking right. god. if he was a better man he'd leave her there to fend for herself. but Chuuya is Chuuya and in the end, an idiot who ends up in these situations.]
shadowfrost: (wisdom nor pride)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She sighs audibly. ]

I'm not the type to make a fuss.
oshoku: (004.)

[personal profile] oshoku 2016-09-02 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[good enough for him. good enough for him to jump up - it's not the physics messing up that allow him to do so, it's his own power - and crouch down when he's near her to analyze the situation.]

How'd you get stuck like this anyway?

[how does a pretty girl fuse herself with a roof? it's not an every day occurrence.]
shadowfrost: (that's concerning)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ She sighs audibly and gestures to the roof. ]

The gravity was a little strange there for a minute, then it kind of...well, the roof turned into quick sand...that's the best way I can describe it.
parrotexposition: (Take Aim)

Phase III

[personal profile] parrotexposition 2016-09-02 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[The person she attempted to shoo away wasn't deterred, and instead already had a long rifle drawn and pulled on the creature. The man was tall, strongly built, and... well, with quite a beard. And an eyepatch.

He doesn't look at all afraid, his one good eye focused down the sights of his weapon at the point of impact of the Gravity Ice.]


I've been told I'm "pretty good."
shadowfrost: (had no fear)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ To be fair, she didn't really get a look at him before telling him to get on and go. Now that she does have a better look, well...maybe he might not be so hopeless on the battlefield like she thought? ]

That's a relief, actually...
parrotexposition: (Soldier)

[personal profile] parrotexposition 2016-09-02 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He didn't move, keeping his weapon trained on the flailing creature.]

Quite a trick you've got there. But whatever this... thing is, it doesn't seem like it's down for the count. Tougher than it looks.

...How long's that ice going to last?
shadowfrost: (but needed nothing it had)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
However long I need it to.

[ And to punctuate her point, she flings out a hand to drop another giant block of ice on the creature. ]

So whatever you have planned, I say go for it.
parrotexposition: (Profile)

[personal profile] parrotexposition 2016-09-06 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[...He didn't have much of a plan, admittedly. Keeping it pinned under a boulder of ice seemed like it was working. Still, it wouldn't hurt to have a backup plan. He walked closer to the creature, but making sure to stay out of arm's reach. Reaching into one of his pouches, he produced a small device and placed it on the ground near the creature... and then another.

Once that was done, he started walking away.]


Let's get some distance. You don't want to be near this once I set it off.
niceguypose: (da fuck)

Phase IV

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-09-02 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee has been fortunate so far that he's just been getting a burst of leaping power, so that he's been moon-jumping from rooftop to rooftop. When he hears someone calling for help, he quickly shifts his trajectory to land on the roof.]

Ah! Miss! What... what has happened to the rest of your body?! [Has she been tragically cut in half?] ...Am I too late?!
shadowfrost: (21)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, she can't blame him for looking alarmed. She's sure the sight of this from where he is must be godawful. ]

No, I'm fine. I'm just stuck in the roof.
niceguypose: (opened a gate of sass)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-09-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! That... still sounds tragic, but less so! Do not worry, I am here to help! [He scurries towards her, to try the simple method of grabbing her arms and pulling.]
shadowfrost: (25)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-06 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ She winces and hisses as the force of being pulled has the roof pinching uncomfortably against her skin. ]

W-W-Wait! Don't pull so fast! It's pinching!
niceguypose: (I don't follow)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-09-06 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ack! [He stops quickly once he realizes that it hurts, and he looks down with a frown.]

I apologize! I- I thought it would be over instantly [And as he takes a better look at the situation.] ...You are truly stuck there very well, Miss!
forgeabettertomorrow: (GHK!)

IV

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2016-09-02 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Darin's pretty used to having super strength, but being able to just straight up leap across the skyline was something totally new to him.]

[So, here he is, bounding away as the gravity fails when he hears someone crying for help.]

[He turns and bounds off in the direction of the voice...]

[Only to see a girl stuck in the roof of a building.]

[Well, he can't just leave the poor girl there, so he starts his descent...]

[When the gravity decides to kick back on with a vengeance. Sending Darin's frame careening into the roof with a crash.]

[He's now stuck in the roof too. Except it was done the hard way. Also, he's upside down. Enjoy talking to some legs because he's staring at yours.]


What the hell?! What happened to the gravity?!
shadowfrost: (Smug witch)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that sure is a thing that happened. Hopefully Darin's enjoying the sights down there, however much her cape might be covering up, because she's certainly not enjoying the sight of his legs flopped over all weird.

Okay, no, she is. She's smirking and trying not to laugh, like an ass. ]


Good question.
forgeabettertomorrow: (Ehehehe well...)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2016-09-02 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's trying not to. He's red but that's just all of the blood rushing to his head on account of him being upside down.]

I'm here to help you!
shadowfrost: (don't give me love)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. [ That's encouraging. ] Well, I'll give you a B for effort.

[ Since they're both stuck, she's at a loss for what to do. He can't exactly help her if he's stuck himself, but how to remedy this... ]

I don't suppose you've got something that can break through the wood of the roof?
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forgeabettertomorrow: (BLAH BLAH BLAH)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2016-09-02 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...yeah, hold on.

Give me a...[grunt]...second...[Hrk...]

[He shifts and lifts lifts his arm below (beneath?) his head and punches straight up.]

[Which breaks through the wood but...now his hand is stuck.]


Okay!

I can break through the wood!

Now what?
shadowfrost: (14)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She heard the wood splinter and break, but she still can't see his hand just yet due to the material of the roof. She wonders just how long this will take and sighs. ]

Keep punching until you wiggle free. Then come help me.
forgeabettertomorrow: (you're kidding me)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2016-09-02 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, wait.

What if I...?

[His legs wiggle and he tries smashing his knee into the roof.]

[But he just can't seem to work up the amount of force necessary, so it kind of looks like he's doing upside down, turbo squats.]

[Either way, he's working up a sweat.]


Dammit, this is ridiculous! Is there anything you can do from up there?!
shadowfrost: (it rested on my arm)

[personal profile] shadowfrost 2016-09-02 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I could drop a big block of ice on the roof, but then we'd probably get impaled by splinters.

[ So, you know, not fun and kinda worse. ]

Though I could probably freeze the wood to make it more brittle...

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