Welcome to CERES' new dating experience -- ABOMIDate (Catchy, huh?). They've found that they're a little concerned with everyone's ability to... connect with denizens of different species, and in a place like Cerealia that is full of aliens, that's a Big Problem! After all, it's pretty clear by now that there are a lot of things about your friendly neighborhood aliens that you just know nothing about. What else do you not know? That the greeting of a Faswwg is face licking? That feathered species require mating dances to woo? That [REDACTED] needs [REDACTED] to [REDACTED]? So clearly, the way to fix this problem is...to practice dating other species!
Namely eldritch abominations! In CERES' experience, eldritch abominations really sum up the full interspecies dating way of life and provide you a variety of different species (and orifices) to enjoy.
So it's time to put on some proper music -- no, not that, that's not right. There, that's better. Anyway, time to put on some sexy background music, and woo the monster of your dreams!
 [ horrifying noises of nightmares and despair ]
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PHASE I [ 8 00 ] Welcome to the new and improved Abominable Dating, CERES’ brand new virtual dating experience! The first thing you will see will be a character select screen, because CERES wants you to get to the dating part right away. Don’t worry, there are a lot of beautiful and handsome candidates to choose from so feel free to jump right in! There’s this fellow, or this dashing lass and even a hidden character who is... not really all that hidden if they’re right there to be picked, but there you go!
You have to pick one. There’s no other option, I’m afraid.
And once you do, you’ll end up in a room with your date, dressed up in beautiful, date-like clothing. Unfortunately, everyone else who picked that date will also be in the room with you, also dressed up and prepared for dating.
This is awkward.
It gets even more awkward when your date decides that you look like a great main course. Watch out for those claws/teeth/limbs/etc! Maybe you can work together to take down your starving date, sad as that sounds.
PHASE II [ 1000 ] No dating game would be complete without stat boosting sessions. Regardless of how you feel about your current date, you’re locked into the game now (and hopefully not while covered in the blood of your date themselves, though they just come back even if you managed to kill them), and the game is picking a stat it thinks you need to work on. Either your intelligence is deplorable, your charisma is totally lacking, or your strength is at noodly-arm levels. That’s pretty bad. (It doesn’t matter what your actual intelligence, charisma or strength are, the game might be making things up at this point.)
Because of this, you’re going to be automatically tossed into a mini-game to increase those stats! This will be fun, absolutely. Nothing but Fun here in ViViD. So regardless of what the game thinks you’re lacking, it’s going to throw you into the same mini-game -- eldritch abomination make-over sessions.
You'll show up at a row of dressing rooms, each marked with a sign above the door reading NO INTELLIGENCE or NO STRENGTH or NO CHARISMA in bright red letters. Choosing the right one (embrace your shame) will reveal your initial date to you. They bat their eyelashes in greeting and growl out a very sultry, Will you help me, senpai?
Time to get to work!
You won’t be able to leave the mini-game until the monster is completely satisfied with its makeover, so it’s time to really tap in to your inner fashion sense. Of course, the fact that you’re all trying to apply makeup to the same monster might make this hard, but you can surely all get along, right?
Right?
PHASE III [ 1800 ] At first, you were on a date. Finally, you, your monster, candelight. Everything was going right until... well, you made a bad dialogue choice. They asked you what your favorite food was, you accidentally picked "Italian" (or maybe picked it on purpose which makes this even worse!) and then things went dark.
When you wake up, you'll find yourself in a cage. The room is dark and dank and there's no light other from the crack of a door somewhere up a flight of stairs. You're in a cage in a basement and there's a key glinting on the table right across the room there. Is it for your cage?
Welcome to the Yandere Route.
You might not actually be alone though. The cage isn't terribly big but there's enough room for someone else and if you shift around a little, you'll bump into them. Maybe you should share some woes of the eldritch horror dating experience. Maybe you should try and find a way out! Who knows? But there's one thing for sure:
You're both extremely naked.
Good luck!
PHASE IV [ 1830 ] You did it. You’ve gotten to the end of the game, or nearly. You’ve earned up enough affection points somehow. Maybe it was through the eldritch abomination following you around to trying to eat you or maybe it really, really, really liked your makeover. Maybe there was that thing and the cage and some weird pictures it took -- who knows! But now it’s time for the inevitable scene.
The confession scene.
Except... well, ViViD can’t do confession scenes very well. You'll find yourself there in the schoolyard, dressed in the appropriate school uniforms but...
For one thing, there’s a heavy shower of rose petals. A heavy shower. They’re everywhere. They might get in your mouth and face, they’re pooling around your knees, it's a rose petal flood and you're about to drown!
For another, the eldritch abomination you chose to romance is getting closer and... closer. And closer. And that sure is a lot of teeth, huh? Is it coming in for a kiss or to eat off your face? It’s... really hard to tell with all the rose petals, isn’t it?
To make matters even worse, you can’t move -- you’re locked into the scene until it comes to its proper conclusion. The game is stuck and you're here, suffering through it all. Well, you're suffering unless someone comes and rescues you, but who in the world would interrupt a touching scene like this to do that?!
BONUS [ why o'clock ] You know you have to get dressed up nicely for your date. It's an important one! Third date means third base, after all. So, you’re shoved into a closet, and surrounded by tons and tons of choices to pick from. You're spoiled for choice!
But, well... no matter what you put on, or even if you just elect to stay in your regular clothing, it changes as soon as you step out of the closet to meet your date.
Don’t worry, you look adorable.
It can’t be taken off, of course. So you’d better get comfy, because you’re going to be a pink dinosaur for your third date and... your fourth date. And your fifth. Hell, you might still be a pink dinosaur when it comes time to confess! How... cute.
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Phase III
[Rock Lee is a bit slower to wake up and mumbles that half-awake response to her apology. He doesn't quite register the circumstances beyond being trapped in a cell with someone else. But he does hear her words clearly at least (and it's a familiar voice, even if the memory doesn't click for him from that alone).
So, in response to her plan, he springs to his feet in a fighting stance, not realizing anything about his attire or lack thereof just yet.]
You can?! Well, do not worry! I will help you in any way that you need, Miss!
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1) She could use her Semblance to make the key come to her and then use said key to open the cage. It would be quieter and possibly wouldn't arise any suspicion from their captor but it would require more finesse.
2) Using her Semblance on the cage itself would be faster but noisier, leaving them pretty vulnerable to attack figuratively and literally.
Pyrrha is hoping she doesn't have to go to option 2.]
I will try to get the key but it's quite a distance away. Should our captor notice our attempt to escape... please let me know and I'll switch to a more direct option.
[She looks over her shoulder, seeing that Lee was in a fighting stance. Good, it looks like this person can defend himself.]
I assume that you are prepared to fight if things don't go well?
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Lee nodded firmly while remaining oblivious.]
Ah... You can retrieve the key? That is very impressive! I will gladly help you out! And do not worry. I have worked hard, and I am a skilled fighter! I am ready to take on any enemy!
[He grunts and takes some jabs at the air to demonstrate.]
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Yes, I should be able to. [Theoretically, at least. She's somewhat grateful their yandere captor sprang for a cage where the bars were spaced wide enough for her arm to fit throuh. Pyrrha turns her back fully on the boy, sliding one of her arms through the bars.] ... All right. Thank you. [That does sound reassuring, at least.]
[Should Lee turn around, he might notice a black aura surrounding Pyrrha's hand, and a slight creaking sound coming from the table (where the key is being kept) being lifted up the ground slightly, slowly making its descent towards the two of them.
Oh, she really hopes they can get the key in time without any consequence.]
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You are very welcome! [He smirks and gives a thumbs up as he looks ahead through the bars. He's trying to keep lookout at the moment, and he still hasn't actually looked at the girl, but her voice's familiarity nags at him. He just can't place it. But then, his eyes widen as he sees the key start to move.
Quickly, he glances towards the woman.]
That is incredible! [He says that in a loud whisper, hoping it doesn't disturb her. But as he looks towards her, he still does not notice the obvious thing yet but rather he ends up focusing on her face and hair, because that is the face and hair of someone he met in this world months ago.]
Pyrrha-san, is that you?!