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//TESTDRIVE13.EXE

//testdrive13.EXE



Welcome to CERES' new dating experience -- ABOMIDate (Catchy, huh?). They've found that they're a little concerned with everyone's ability to... connect with denizens of different species, and in a place like Cerealia that is full of aliens, that's a Big Problem! After all, it's pretty clear by now that there are a lot of things about your friendly neighborhood aliens that you just know nothing about. What else do you not know? That the greeting of a Faswwg is face licking? That feathered species require mating dances to woo? That [REDACTED] needs [REDACTED] to [REDACTED]? So clearly, the way to fix this problem is...to practice dating other species!

Namely eldritch abominations! In CERES' experience, eldritch abominations really sum up the full interspecies dating way of life and provide you a variety of different species (and orifices) to enjoy.

So it's time to put on some proper music -- no, not that, that's not right. There, that's better. Anyway, time to put on some sexy background music, and woo the monster of your dreams!


[ horrifying noises of nightmares and despair ]

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 8:00 ] Welcome to the new and improved Abominable Dating, CERES’ brand new virtual dating experience! The first thing you will see will be a character select screen, because CERES wants you to get to the dating part right away. Don’t worry, there are a lot of beautiful and handsome candidates to choose from so feel free to jump right in! There’s this fellow, or this dashing lass and even a hidden character who is... not really all that hidden if they’re right there to be picked, but there you go!

You have to pick one. There’s no other option, I’m afraid.

And once you do, you’ll end up in a room with your date, dressed up in beautiful, date-like clothing. Unfortunately, everyone else who picked that date will also be in the room with you, also dressed up and prepared for dating.

This is awkward.

It gets even more awkward when your date decides that you look like a great main course. Watch out for those claws/teeth/limbs/etc! Maybe you can work together to take down your starving date, sad as that sounds.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] No dating game would be complete without stat boosting sessions. Regardless of how you feel about your current date, you’re locked into the game now (and hopefully not while covered in the blood of your date themselves, though they just come back even if you managed to kill them), and the game is picking a stat it thinks you need to work on. Either your intelligence is deplorable, your charisma is totally lacking, or your strength is at noodly-arm levels. That’s pretty bad. (It doesn’t matter what your actual intelligence, charisma or strength are, the game might be making things up at this point.)

Because of this, you’re going to be automatically tossed into a mini-game to increase those stats! This will be fun, absolutely. Nothing but Fun here in ViViD. So regardless of what the game thinks you’re lacking, it’s going to throw you into the same mini-game -- eldritch abomination make-over sessions.

You'll show up at a row of dressing rooms, each marked with a sign above the door reading NO INTELLIGENCE or NO STRENGTH or NO CHARISMA in bright red letters. Choosing the right one (embrace your shame) will reveal your initial date to you. They bat their eyelashes in greeting and growl out a very sultry, Will you help me, senpai?

Time to get to work!

You won’t be able to leave the mini-game until the monster is completely satisfied with its makeover, so it’s time to really tap in to your inner fashion sense. Of course, the fact that you’re all trying to apply makeup to the same monster might make this hard, but you can surely all get along, right?

Right?

PHASE III

[ 18:00 ] At first, you were on a date. Finally, you, your monster, candelight. Everything was going right until... well, you made a bad dialogue choice. They asked you what your favorite food was, you accidentally picked "Italian" (or maybe picked it on purpose which makes this even worse!) and then things went dark.

When you wake up, you'll find yourself in a cage. The room is dark and dank and there's no light other from the crack of a door somewhere up a flight of stairs. You're in a cage in a basement and there's a key glinting on the table right across the room there. Is it for your cage?

Welcome to the Yandere Route.

You might not actually be alone though. The cage isn't terribly big but there's enough room for someone else and if you shift around a little, you'll bump into them. Maybe you should share some woes of the eldritch horror dating experience. Maybe you should try and find a way out! Who knows? But there's one thing for sure:

You're both extremely naked.

Good luck!

PHASE IV

[ 18:30 ] You did it. You’ve gotten to the end of the game, or nearly. You’ve earned up enough affection points somehow. Maybe it was through the eldritch abomination following you around to trying to eat you or maybe it really, really, really liked your makeover. Maybe there was that thing and the cage and some weird pictures it took -- who knows! But now it’s time for the inevitable scene.

The confession scene.

Except... well, ViViD can’t do confession scenes very well. You'll find yourself there in the schoolyard, dressed in the appropriate school uniforms but...

For one thing, there’s a heavy shower of rose petals. A heavy shower. They’re everywhere. They might get in your mouth and face, they’re pooling around your knees, it's a rose petal flood and you're about to drown!

For another, the eldritch abomination you chose to romance is getting closer and... closer. And closer. And that sure is a lot of teeth, huh? Is it coming in for a kiss or to eat off your face? It’s... really hard to tell with all the rose petals, isn’t it?

To make matters even worse, you can’t move -- you’re locked into the scene until it comes to its proper conclusion. The game is stuck and you're here, suffering through it all. Well, you're suffering unless someone comes and rescues you, but who in the world would interrupt a touching scene like this to do that?!

BONUS

[ why o'clock ] You know you have to get dressed up nicely for your date. It's an important one! Third date means third base, after all. So, you’re shoved into a closet, and surrounded by tons and tons of choices to pick from. You're spoiled for choice!

But, well... no matter what you put on, or even if you just elect to stay in your regular clothing, it changes as soon as you step out of the closet to meet your date.

Don’t worry, you look adorable.

It can’t be taken off, of course. So you’d better get comfy, because you’re going to be a pink dinosaur for your third date and... your fourth date. And your fifth. Hell, you might still be a pink dinosaur when it comes time to confess! How... cute.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's thirteenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

roughcut: (Maybe one last time is all we need)

[personal profile] roughcut 2016-03-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks like they're stuck in an overprotective standoff. Kouha's not going to give any ground on this one, even if Koumei has a good point. There's a moment when Kouha's frowning, a moment away from trying to argue it, but he decides it's better if they stay together.]

Let's just work with what we have right now. With that much hair, we're gonna need to start untangling before we can do anything else.

[Speaking of that mop, Kouha gives it a critical once-over, because wow. He'd almost forgotten what a mess Koumei ends up like, when he's not being nagged into looking nice.]

And later, we're gonna do you over, too. Did your hair get worse since the last time I saw you?
dishevelment: (so tired of this shit)

[personal profile] dishevelment 2016-03-01 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[He ran a hand through the offending mop, fingers catching on tangles and pulling them apart as he went down the thick ponytail that hadn't been cut for Gods only knew how long.]

...It was inevitable. I found someone who's a more successful swording teacher than any of our tutors in Rakushou.

Of course, he threatened to cut my hair if I didn't cooperate.
roughcut: (They're never truly gone)

[personal profile] roughcut 2016-03-02 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Koumei gets a very flat look for that. The hair is bad, but no weird swordsmen should be trying to fix it. Who knows how much worse it'd be afterwards?]

He threatened you? Seriously? That's the kind of thing you should mention right away, Brother Mei.

[As unhappy with that news as he is, though, he can't stop a hint of excitement creeping into his voice.]

If he's so good, you gotta introduce me. I want to see him for myself!
dishevelment: (headtilt)

[personal profile] dishevelment 2016-03-02 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He would have mentioned it, if he had seen it as a threat. Unfortunately, Kouha's admonishment just leaves Koumei staring at him like a lost mop.]

He's not unlike our brother, Kouen. I've found his manner nice to have around in this strange city, where the stairs themselves will try to eat your clothes if you aren't careful.

[The escalators, Kouha. They're hellish.]

But he was born of the battlefield and for the battlefield-- II think you'll like him as well.
roughcut: (How you gonna ever find your place)

[personal profile] roughcut 2016-03-02 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
He's like En? Of course he's a decent warrior, then.

[That's high praise, coming from Koumei. It just makes Kouha more excited, though his grin freezes a bit and vanishes when the rest of that sinks in. He reaches out one hand, tugging a bit on Koumei's clothes to make sure they're undamaged.]

Waaait a second. Did you say the stairs can eat? And they want to eat clothes? What the hell kind of place is this!?

[This is a crime against fashion!! Also, it puts them in danger, which really should be more relevant.]
dishevelment: (hands in sleeves)

[personal profile] dishevelment 2016-03-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Koumei stood straighter at the question, arms folded before him in a way that was not unlike their baby sister, Kougyoku, with his hands hidden in his sleeves in a display of what, exactly, he was talking about.]

The stairs move on their own with the power of 'electricity', but they catch onto anything that hangs too loosely or too close to the gears. Please be careful if you're using them.
roughcut: (But it won't pay the rental)

[personal profile] roughcut 2016-03-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, the old family resemblance. Kouha's so used to it that he barely notes it, except that the motion is such a Kougyoku thing to do. Has Koumei been picking up on her mannerisms, now that they're all in close quarters again? He shakes his head at the idea.]

I'm not gonna have that kind of problem, unless we're going to a funeral or something.

[He gestures to his own clothes, which are a lot less robe-like than Koumei's, for a start.]

Is electricity some new kind of magic, or something? I've never heard of it before...
dishevelment: Messala (plain spoken)

[personal profile] dishevelment 2016-03-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He merely chose the use of body language for the sake of making a point-- one that he knew that Kouha would understand.]

We may not need to worry about attending funerals; the dead have an unfortunate habit of not staying that way, through a means I've yet to understand.

[Had he access to all of his resources, understanding would not be a problem....but, everything he needed was literally in another world.]

...Like many other oddities here, the electricity included. Suffice to say, the only devices you can really trust are the ones you can physically move if needed.

[For example, throwing something out of the window if it became too problematic to deal with.]