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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

zerotohiro: (You've lost it)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-04 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't. [That's also automatic and he sort of kicks himself for such an immediate answer. It's true though. He doesn't know those kind of names. But he doesn't bother correcting himself or covering for his insolence because he's listening to Hazel talk and...it sounds crazy. It sounds totally crazy and she's talking about spirits and blessings and all sorts of stuff.]

...pretty sure that's something unique to whatever your world was like because I have never heard of anything like that. If it makes you feel better though back in my world I fly right through clouds no problem. How would you know if a person has a blessing anyway?
adventurine: (Verdite)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-04 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
[She lets it go, at least. There are more important things to talk about.]

Either they tell you or you find out when they use it. Sometimes, not even they know they have a blessing until they do somethin' to discover that they have it. Then they learn to use it. Generally speakin', of course.

[And lucky Hazel just has a curse. Joy.]

These kinds of things just aren't overt most of the time.
zerotohiro: (Look let's just drop it okay?)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-04 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[So it's just something you're born with, he figures. Give him a moment to think though before he asks a potentially dangerous question.]

What if you don't want it though? Is there any way to take it off or give it back or...whatever?
adventurine: (Star sapphire)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-04 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[She looks a little uncomfortable, but she answers honestly.]

Some can be removed, but those are very difficult to do. The others...well, there's no way to do that. You're stuck with what you got.

[Along with all of the stigma attached to them.]
zerotohiro: (I didn't know you were there)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-04 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can at least pick up on the cue that it's an awkward subject...so while he has more questions, he drops it and nods along.]

Makes sense. [He tilts his head, looking back at Baymax.] Guess I'm just used to being able to upgrade and change everything. And in this place it's not too different with the things they give us.
adventurine: (Nuumite)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-04 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hazel frowns a little bit.]

You might be able to change and upgrade some of what a person can do, but that won't change what they've already got or what they're really good at. You might be able to make me a great swimmer, but I'll never be as good as a professional and neither will it make my seasickness go away.
zerotohiro: (You've lost it)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-04 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...you know they make medicine for that now, right? [Because out of everything apparently that's the important part.]
adventurine: (Citrine)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-04 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the point and you know it.

[Hazel will not be dissuaded.]

Besides that, it doesn't take away the fact that I've got motion sickness.
zerotohiro: (...no)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-04 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goddamnit.]

If we're following that logic, then lemme ask you this. Is there anything that can help any of the effects that come with a blessing to make them even less?
Edited 2015-09-04 20:14 (UTC)
adventurine: (Iolite)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-04 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's what curses are for, right? They make it so that you don't wanna use what you have or it won't do what you need it to.

[Definitely a 'need' and not 'want.']

Some creatures might be naturally resistant to certain blessings, too. Like natural resistance or immunity to fire.
zerotohiro: (Oh...hey)

[personal profile] zerotohiro 2015-09-05 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
...Hazel? What kind of a world do you come from where all of this is...well, normal?
adventurine: (Nuumite)

[personal profile] adventurine 2015-09-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She runs a hand through her hair. Hiro seems to be an okay person, and she knows he's smart enough to figure out something's up if she doesn't say anything.... Hazel thinks she can trust him.]

Um...one where the Greek and Roman myths are totally real? The gods, spirits, and monsters and all that?

[Gods of Olympus she desperately hopes he doesn't think she's insane.]