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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Shifting? How do you grab Shifting?

[ Yep, totally different conversation threads here. Ket wouldn't usually be so open about Shifting right off the bat, but he still thinks he's dreaming.

This is a blinking awful dream.
]

I hate lemons.

[ As if on cue, the lemon whizzes past Ket's head, prompting a cry of dismay. It was so close this time, for the love of Sierbel -- ]

No, wait, I lied! I don't hate you! I could never hate you!

[ Too late, the lemon's already out of reach again. And that weird tune's still playing. In any other situation, Ket would be fascinated, but this just sounds mocking.

He huffs, folding his arms. Fine, lemon, be that way. He has better company now! Grumpily, Ket turns his full attention to Minato. No hard feelings, stranger, he's just not very good at masking his emotions.
]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-02 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is that its name?? Minato wonders to himself, passively watching Ket make a go at the thing again and mentioning that he hates lemons.

...come to think of it, that jingle from before is still there and it's quickly getting annoying. Sounds like the kind that will only stop when they log out too, but he's almost willing to put up with this one over the weather outside.]


Looks like Lemon ran away. Anyway, I thought it was good effort on your part even if it didn't seem to like you much.
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, sir. [ Still dejected, not hiding it. Oh, and his stomach sure did just growl. He grimaces. ]

Wasn't enough. [ Wait. Wait. Hold up. Did you just praise him, sir? Ket may have acknowledged it seconds ago, but it didn't quite sink in until now. And just like that, he perks up, appearing to completely forget both the lemon and his hunger. Putting his arms behind his head, he continues conversationally: ]

So, sir. Which part of ViViD are you from? [ Yeah, he's not getting the whole 'virtual reality' thing. ]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-02 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Minato will follow suit, tucking his hands back into his pockets because it's starting to feel chilly out here and he really wishes to be back by the fire.]

I don't think there's parts of it, though? It's more like a virtual game where the settings change over time.

[And then it occurs to him that maybe this is all flying over Ket's head as virtual games don't exist in his time period. He pauses thoughtfully before responding this time.]

...but I suppose I'm from the camp ground. So's everyone else, though.
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No, no, he totally gets it! He's nodding eagerly now, looking ready to burst -- ]

ViViD, yeah! The world of Vibrant, Virtual Dashing. A virtual reality inside a rabbit hole. Like a dream, but not a dream... no, wait. Like reality, but really a dream, in a rabbit hole. [ OR SOMETHING. ]

Were you born in the camp ground? I wasn't, you see. [ In fact, Ket has no idea where he was born, but that's a whole different rabbit hole. ]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-02 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hold it! Someone's clearly been feeding this guy the wrong kind of information...

> Do something about it
> Play along]


Huh? That's not it.
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-02 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[And shortly after, while vaguely pointing down at the camp:]

I was born in one of those tents and I'm not sure why I left, honestly. Are you saying that you don't remember where you were born at all?
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ket leans forward, intrigued, eyes widening as Minato describes his 'birth'. Dream people are fascinating. He shakes his head at the question -- except it's more of a shake-nod hybrid, like he can't really make up his mind. ]

No, I remember. Stybon. That's where I was born... I think. Actually, you're right. I don't remember. But I know I was born there. [ Yossen said so. And Yossen wouldn't lie to him. ]

Hey, sir. What's your name? [ He's been meaning to ask. ] I'm Ket. Ket Whiss, if you didn't know already. I mean, you probably do, but maybe you don't, and I don't know if you know, so, uh. [ Yeah. ] You need to tell me virtually, I mean. Not just through the rabbit hole.
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-03 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[This isn't making a lot of sense to Minato even accounting for whatever Ket might have been told by someone else. Not that anything here actually makes a lot of sense, but this thing in particular sounds a little like a friendly prank- he'd know, since he does that too on occasion.]

I'm Minato Arisato- it's nice to meet you, Whiss-san. Is there a reason why you think that I'd know your name, though? It doesn't look like there's any way to know unless someone tells you.
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-03 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
'-san'? What's that? [ First time he's heard that one. ] And, erm, well. [ He leans forward and cups his hand around his mouth, lowering his voice to a whisper. ]

I think you're supposed to be able to read my mind. [ That's how dreams work! ] But don't tell anyone I told you! [ This is what happens when the ViViD gods decide to throw someone in here without the Powerpoint, for the record. Don't try this at home. ]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are they supposed to be whispering now? Minato doesn't get it, but he'll humor Ket and do the same, only without cupping his mouth and moving in a little closer since his voice is already soft enough as is.]

Don't worry, I won't. But if I'm supposed to read your mind I should already know all of this, and you haven't actually answered my question...
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-07 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. [ Wow, way to be cryptic, Sir Minato. ] ... What was the question, again? [ HE'S SO SORRY. EXCEPT HE ISN'T. ]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-07 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Slightly louder, for good measure:]

Why do you think I would know your name, Whiss-san? [Minato has half a mind to just give up and let Ket think what he wants to think, but that's dangerous when he doesn't know what else did this other guy tell him!]
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-07 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you can – [ And that's when what Minato just said finally sinks in. Ket resumes normal volume, charade forgotten: ]

– you're supposed to be able to read my mind, Sir Minato. But you're acting like you can't. So either I'm supposed to act like I don't know you can... or I'm supposed to call you out for trying to deceive me! [ THERE. TRIUMPHANT LOOK, ACTIVATE. ]
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-07 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It fades in about two seconds. There's something very, very important Ket's noticed, and it's throwing him off. ]

You don't look very sneaky.
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-08 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
...That's your reason? [Yes, he did have to actually think about what Ket was saying, and he honestly can't believe it. He's been called a sleepyhead, someone who can't read the mood, unmotivated and many things besides but.

Sneaky>]


I'm pretty sure I can't read your mind, Whiss-san. ...as it is, I don't think I want to.
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-10 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
My – [ Getting ahead of yourself, Sir Minato!! ] Wait, no, that's not my reason! [ ... ] I don't even have a reason! [ And now he's completely lost track of the conversation because he thinks Minato thinks his reason for thinking he can read his mind is because he doesn't look sneaky, and... Sierbel, why is this so complicated.

Also, hold up a second. What's wrong with his mind?! Is dream friend Minato... scared?
]

Erm, sir. Sir Minato! There isn't much to read, you know. The others did it fine, so don't worry!
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-10 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Whiss-san... [There's a small but discernible shift to his tone, and he sounds a little less resigned now.]

I'm more worried about what they've been telling you. Were you paying attention to the presentation?

[Don't think there's much to read, anyway.]
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-10 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The... what?

[ #GlitchedInBlind #ThanksCERES ]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that explains everything then!]

A presentation about this place and why we're here. ...which means that the other person must have suspected that you didn't read it.

[That or they knew, which honestly isn't much better.]
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-11 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... Well, uh. This is new. And Minato almost has him convinced for a moment. Almost. ]
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ UNTIL HE REMEMBERS WHO HE'S TALKING TO. ]

Hey. Hey, wait a minute! Don't try to shift the blame onto someone else! ... Sierbel above, you still don't look sneaky...
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-11 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm not- [How did things end up this way? Why is he the one having to educate someone new when he's new too and he's getting tired? More importantly, can he actually resolve this!?

> Attempt to persuade Ket
> Protest your innocence
> Leave]
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[personal profile] moribound 2015-09-11 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[...it's worth a try. And putting on his best poker face:]

We're not going to get anywhere at this rate. How about you ask ten other people if they've seen something called a 'Powerpoint' slide? That will prove that I was telling the truth.
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[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-11 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really, really suspicious, Sir Minato. [ He's squinting here. ] How do I know you won't try to deceive someone else meanwhile? What if the next person you try to trick is dangerous? [ Dangerous people in his own dream, who knew. ] Just – will you be okay? I forgive you, you know. For being sneaky. [ He really does. Minato doesn't seem like a malicious person. Just a little confused in the head, but aren't they all. ]

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