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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

failsaver: pb is pierre from holy glory! (Default)

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dang, that looks warm. He envies you, Sir Floorhugger. Yes, he's calling you that in his head, even though you're sitting up now. Feel free to pick up on that.

He's also staring wide-eyed at you as if the answer is obvious.
]

Well, I don't know where I am. I just woke up here, but I've never been here. And whenever I wake up in weird places it always turns out to be a dream, because then I wake up again, in places I have been before...

[ Which isn't really an answer, considering he's woken up in someone's kitchen before with no memory of the past sixteen (or sixty-two, if you count being dead) years, but details.

He shivers.
]

Dreams aren't usually this vivid, though. Or maybe they are. Maybe I just don't remember them. [ You know, like he doesn't remember the rest of his life. ] Do you know where we are?

[ It's a long shot. If Ket doesn't know, then Sir Floorhugger, part of his imagination, shouldn't know either.

Ket scratches his head, forgetting that he's supposed to be holding onto the sheet. Sorry, Sir Floorhugger, now you're getting a close-up view of Ket's bare left side. Except his upper thigh's glitching out, making his underwear seem like it's floating.

Only for a couple of seconds, though! Ket squeals again and scrambles to get back under cover, maybe hitting Sir Floorhugger on the head with the sheet if he doesn't dodge.
]
espersions: I promise (you'll be in the anime)

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[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-02 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "Sir Floorhugger"


well


he's been called worse. at least it's not facehugger. ]
espersions: (No ulterior motives whatsoever)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-02 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ In any case, this kids has a lot of feelings (and a fairly confusing life story, based on the bits and pieces he's picking up)....

Aaaaaand the game's glitching out. Wonderful. He dodges the sheet unconsciously. ]


We're inside ViViD, which is a virtual reality game. Which is itself inside another virtual reality, and nobody knows how deep the rabbit hole goes. So none of this is real, but it definitely isn't a dream.

Also, in that folder over there, you'll find a final exam for a class you never attended, and you're already late. All of your teeth are coming loose, and there's a crocodile about to eat you.

[ He starts to unzip and emerge from his sleeping bag, because he wasn't kidding about that last part. ]
Edited 2015-09-02 15:21 (UTC)
failsaver: pb is pierre from holy glory! (Default)

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, wait. Wait. [ For the love of Diudra, Sir Floorhugger, slow down! Virtual reality, rabbit holes, exams, what? His teeth are coming loose? He turns anyway, raising a hand to his mouth (and letting the sheet loose again; say hi to boxers) -- only to find that his fingers are no longer there. There's no crocodile, either. Um. ]

Sir [ Floorhugger ], are you okay? [ He waves his fingerless hand, cold forgotten. Oh, that reminds him: ]

These aren't teeth.
espersions: (winky)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

And the crocodile glitches out just as this kid turns around. What are the odds? But this is actually just fine with him, because an absence of crocodile means he doesn't have to leave his nice, comfy sleeping bag. He slides back inside it. ]


Hm?

[ Also just fine with him is the fact that this kid seems to be extremely literal-minded. Not only that, but fresh meat, who apparently missed the whole Powerpoint presentation. He makes a show of looking at the boy's hand, inspecting it thoughtfully. After a pause: ]

No. Those aren't teeth. They also aren't fingers. And those...

[ Now he shifts his gaze, to the boxers. ]

...aren't trousers. [ Heh. ] Do people not wear clothes, where you're from?
failsaver: (huh? | 001)

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-03 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
They do! Why, do they not wear clothes where you're from? Where are you from? Wait, no, you're from here... [ The dream, where other people are wearing clothes. (Yeah, he got thrown in here without the Powerpoint, sadly. Thank the ViViD gods.)

While he's thinking about clothes, or lack thereof, the boxers will glitch into a tutu. And the bedsheet disappears completely, reminding Ket that cold is a thing. He yelps – not quite a squeal, this time – and wraps his arms around himself, his fingers still not reappearing. How come he feels the cold but not the lack of fingers, anyway?
]

Hey, sir. Can we share? [ Yes, Floor-sir, he wants to share your one-man sleeping bag. Please be nice. ]
Edited (oh i actually have icons now) 2015-09-03 21:40 (UTC)
espersions: (Goddammit)

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[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ There are many many reasons why the answer to that is no, the most salient of which is that tutu-kid climbing into his sleeping bag with him is the sort of thing that might be witnessed by someone who knows his true age, someone who loves loves loves to call him a pervert.

(Empress, he adores you, but you make him crazy sometimes.)

Thus his first impulse is to blast this Normal kid out of sleeping bag hopping range, or just teleport himself somewhere quieter. But then he remembers, belatedly, that most people brought to this place aren't Normals in any sense of the word. They aren't espers either, but...

...

Tch. ]


No.
espersions: (oh snap)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-04 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snaps his fingers, simultaneously teleporting himself out of the sleeping bag and then telekinetically flinging it at tutu-kid's head. ]

You can have it!

[ A beat. ]

Well — for as long as it exists, anyway.
failsaver: (neutral | 001)

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-04 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ket's about to say 'thanks', but the words die in his throat. The sleeping bag also glitches into a crown of daisies, which lands conveniently on his head. He barely feels it. ]

You can Shift? [ And now he's looking at the sir with wonder, the name 'Floorhugger' forgotten. ] I mean, of course you can. [ It's his dream. His ViViD-dream, whatever. His imagination. He smiles, a little wistful, saying more to himself than to the sir: ] You don't have to hide here.

[ Outfit glitches are just another fun dream thing, but Shifting is Ket's power, and he's never met anyone else who can do it before. Len's a healer, not a Shifter, and she's already resigned herself to being a weapon – something Ket refuses to be. He shows his Shifting to his squad now, sure, but he'll never not feel uneasy ignoring Uncle Yossen's warnings: 'Don't do what others can't do. You're a freak, kid, but you can pass off as normal if you're smart enough.'

BUT ANYWAY. This isn't real, and even if it was, Sir Floorhugger (yep, it's back) would be awesome either way. So Ket'll just grin, reminiscing forgotten. Back to fanboying. Yep, that easy.
]
espersions: (enough with the sadface)

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[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-05 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There it is. He knew it. This kid's not a Normal. Not only that, but his experiences mirror Hyoubu's own, in many ways. ]

I call it "teleportation," but yes. I can.

[ He's silent for a moment, simultaneously uncomfortable with the kid's obvious adulation, and understanding that kids like him need to be around people with similar abilities. "Freaks" want nothing more than for their abilities to be seen as... as Normal.

Finally he says, brightly: ]


Heh. Who's hiding?

[ He sweeps his shoulders back and stuffs his hands into his pockets... ]
espersions: it's always squirrels (shamed by a squirrel)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-05 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Only to find that he... doesn't have any pockets. ]
espersions: actual quote for this panel (THIS GUY HAS ISSUES)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's not sure what to be more angry at: ViViD or his goddamn canon. And what do people do with their hands, anyway, when they don't have pockets?

He folds his arms and scowls and contemplates logging out. But all that's waiting for him on the other side is wet socks and rotting alien stench. GEH. ]
failsaver: (grin | 001)

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-07 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ket can't help it. He bursts out laughing. Not because of the dress – he's seen stranger things today, and it does look, well, fitting on Sir Floorhugger – but because the look on the other's face reminds him very much of a small child being denied candy. The arm crossing, the scowl... and now that he thinks about it, even the haughty act. Thanks, dream gods. He'll relive this any day. ]

Tele... port... 'teleportation', yeah? [ Laughing at people isn't nice. Ket knows that, so he's trying to stifle it. (And failing miserably, but it's the thought that counts. Right?!) ]

That makes sense! I think. Like a telelinker, but for, uh... [ Ports? Yeah, no, doesn't make sense. (Telelinkers are phones, by the way.) ]
espersions: (tsun level unlimited)

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[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-07 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]
espersions: (YOU LITTLE PUNK!)

[personal profile] espersions 2015-09-07 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
failsaver: (huh? | 001)

this keeps getting worse

[personal profile] failsaver 2015-09-07 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Stop. Blink. ]

Y- [ No wait he's got this HE'S GOT THIS. ] Is this a trick question? 'cause, uh. [ No, wait for it, he's got this. Really. ] That wasn't sarcasm. It can't have been sarcasm. It was too forceful to be sarcasm...

[ And hey, he's stopped laughing! Now he's resting his chin on his (still-fingered) hand, deep in thought, tutu billowing in the wind. ]