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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

heiwana: (㊂㊉㊀)

Phase 1!!

[personal profile] heiwana 2015-09-01 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hope you like stoic, peaceful, swords Tsurumaru because that's who you're getting as your campfire buddy! Kousetsu has already run into the other swords, so he can't say he's too surprised to see Tsurumaru back in Ceres. ]

I would be most grateful, Tsurumaru-san.

[ Kousetsu will look back at him with a curt nod of his head. He'll also precede to watch the other intently before turning away. ]

It is better if you eat it with chocolate and these things called...graham crackers.
gravesite: dns (▶ there was an echo)

[personal profile] gravesite 2015-09-02 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, when he asks him like that... maybe it's the natural air that he has about him, but either way, tsurumaru feels compelled to hand over an entire bag of marshmallows instead of just one (1) whole marshmallow, holding it out to kousetsu. ]

Here! I know I said just one, but I have five other bags with me, so this isn't too bad.

[ it's true that tsurumaru rarely listens whenever someone tells him what to do; kousetsu seems to be one of the few whose words he'll heed. at the mention of the chocolate and graham crackers, he tilts his head. ] Really? I never took you for a sweets kind of sword, you know.
Edited (whoops) 2015-09-02 15:37 (UTC)
heiwana: (㊂㊉㊁)

[personal profile] heiwana 2015-09-03 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Kousetsu takes the bag with a courteous bow of his head as he then goes to prepare a marshmallow over the fire. He'll nod at Tsurumaru's words, he didn't take himself for one either. ]

...I have been told to try many things since arriving here. Sweets are...quite good as I have found out.

[ Kousetsu likes his strange human sweets. ] Humans have made many varieties of things...

[ Some good, some bad, but Kousetsu has at least opted to try them as he gets more familiar with being "human". ]
gravesite: dns (▶ i saw the thunder roll over black)

[personal profile] gravesite 2015-09-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ tsurumaru figures that if even kousetsu's gone and tried these new things that the humans spoke of, then it couldn't be too bad here, could it? at that comment, he smiles, staying seated and watching the flames slowly cook the outstretched marshmallow. ]

Sweets are good. They're good for you, especially when you're stressed. [ he almost wants to say and that's why they're especially good for you, but he bites his tongue. ] It's why dango is good for our fatigue, I think.

They have — they're human, after all. They like to make things, even things like this... [ and he gestures towards the scenery, the sky; in the process, his arm glitches, and he quickly draws it back. ] —Woah!
heiwana: (㊂㊉㊀)

[personal profile] heiwana 2015-09-08 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well Kousetsu was one of the odder swords. Given his disposition for hating to fight and the fact that he would rather tend to the fields or horses before going on a sortie. Trying human things then wasn't too surprising for him. Kousetsu was enjoying himself at least.

He listens silently at Tsurumaru's words nodding only until his arm glitches. Kousetsu's eyes narrow in concern at that. ]


Tsurumaru-san are you alright?
gravesite: dns (▶ as if we never had the time)

[personal profile] gravesite 2015-09-08 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... [ but when he looks back down, the glitch is gone. but just to check, he uses his other hand to pat at the spot; it seems intact, as if it had never glitched in the first place. ] Kousetsu, does that happen often?

[ it seems that the other sword is more knowledgable about this place than tsurumaru is, location and activities included. so once he makes sure that his arm is fine, he holds out the half-roasted marshmallow in his hand, implying that he wants something back in return, given some time. ]

I can make the smore myself, but... I haven't done it before, so what if I mess up? Plus, I'm sure it'd taste better if you made it!

[ though, really, how do you mess up three ingredients? he's here to leech....... i'm so sorry ]