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//TESTDRIVE10.0.EXE

//testdrive10.EXE



Welcome to ViViD. The Vibrant Virtual DASH has been Cerealia's favorite past time for as long as the colony can remember. It's how most people are introduced to the city, in whatever fantastical theme CERES has come up with now and today, well -- today's it in need of a repair.

Despite that, the setting is pretty fun. You'll wake up in a camp, surrounded by jungle. It's reminiscent of one of those classic video games, something that starts with a ... T? Or a W? Tomb, womb, boom? That's it. Boom Raider. Welcome to Boom Raider, presented to you by ViViD.


W-w-welcome to V-i-i-i-i-i-V-i-i-i-i-i-D. Your g-g-g-gamerscore is currently over 9000! Our data states that that is a funny joke. CERES encourages the use of ViViD. Please use ViViD. Viewpoints and ideology expressed in ViViD do not represent the viewpoints and ideology of CERES. Please do not use ViViD for pornography as that is a ba-ba-bannable offense. Thank you.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] You wake up, and you're in a camp ground. The graphics aren't bad here, not really, but they're definitely last gen -- not the type of quality expected out of ViViD. On top of that, every once in awhile, the scenery sort of... glitches before going right back to normal as if nothing ever happened. If you're particularly unlucky, your own body parts might glitch out for a moment too, appearing as nothing more than broken code and then back to normal. Pretty weird, right? Oh well, don't worry about it. Totally harmless.

Glitches or not, you're still in a camp ground along with everyone else. There's a fire, there's some tents, some trees. Maybe some s'mores? You got it all. You're also not wearing what you were before. No, now you're wearing some sexy shorts, or maybe you've got a whip at your side, or maybe you've got a really classy fedora. And if you're one of those lucky few who have all three at once? Good for you! Try not to blind everyone with all that sexy.

Or, you know, the game will glitch out again and you'll be stuck wearing something else. That's definitely not as sexy.

PHASE II

[ 7:30 ] If you decide to finally go exploring that crazy jungle, you'll find that you have a wide range of exploring options. Seems ViViD's taking a crack at their very own open world game -- this one modeled after your run of the mill adventure game. There are rivers to swim through (complete with alligators)! There are cliffs to scale (complete with angry birds ready to peck at your face)! There are even ravines to swing across on vines (just like Tarzan)!

Actually, the game is made to allow you to do just that -- those vines are all conveniently lined up for everyone to use them to swing across. Go on, it'll be fun. If you miss, you'll just lose a life, right?

Of course, if you overshoot your goal, you might run into one of the other glitches; the white space that you'll stumble into implies that you flew right off the world map and are now in unprogrammed space. Don't worry, you'll dissolve eventually, slowly but surely, and will reappear on the cliff so you can try again. There's no other way around that ravine either. Still, it's only a little frightening watching your body disappear piece by piece, right?

PHASE III

[ 9:00 ] If you manage to scale one of those cliffs or swing across that ravine or cross that river, you may find yourself a chest. It's a treasure chest, and you don't even need a key to open it! Open it right up, a cute little jingle will play, and… nothing will be there.

Or the item will be there, hovering in the air, something amazing, fantastic, incredible that you've always dreamed of having and wanting, and -- you can't touch it. No matter what you try, it hovers right out of reach, and you can't interact with it at all.

Oh, and the cute little jingle is going to follow you around now, on constant loop.

PHASE IV

[ xx:xx ] So you died.

No big deal. Perhaps you got eaten by a crocodile. Perhaps you fell off a cliff. Perhaps another player stabbed you (that's rude). Either way, you've only lost one life and you have two more so it's nothing. After all, this is just a video game, right? It's fine.

Except it's really not fine.

You'll find yourself in a graveyard, tombstones all around you (maybe one of them has your name on it -- hope the epitaph doesn't suck). It's nighttime, it's foggy, and you're with the other players who have also lost a life. For a while, nothing will happen. The cold and quiet of the night will start to seep into your bones -- and then a figure appears. It can't be killed, it is silent and grim, and it does not speak.

Instead, it approaches each person there, reaches out and touches them on the forehead. Even you. All you can see for a long moment is corpses around you, the dead faces of everyone who had been with you in the ViViD level, flesh rotting away and faces caught in expressions of horror --

And then you're all dropped back into the camp ground together again. It's sunny and cheery and everything is fine, and you're down to two lives. Just, you know... don't lose the rest, okay?

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] You have a butler now, congratulations! He's following you around everywhere. He's an NPC, and not a very well-made one; sometimes his face glitches out, and he doesn't so much walk behind you as just… appears right next to you. He's handy though because if you ask him to, he'll pull up the start menu. You can sort out your inventory there and exit the game if you wish (except no matter how many times you press the "quit" button, you... can't).

Sometimes, though, that doesn't work out so well. Not the start menu but the butler himself. He might appear next to you on a narrow cliff face, knocking you right off the edge, or appear right on top of a hornet's nest, making them angry enough to go after, well, you. Maybe he accidentally summons a bear when all you were trying to do was ask him where the next dungeon is. That's unfortunate.

You can't seem to get rid of him either, no matter what you do. How annoying. Hopefully he doesn't cause you too much trouble because that bear... well, that bear's pretty angry.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's Tenth Test Drive Meme. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2015-09-01 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[...yeah, the outfit really is that bad. riku resists an urge to groan but his face definitely shows he's close to it. that cyber outfit had been cool and the prospect of different attire in different worlds sounded fun. this is about as far from fun as it gets.]

No, it isn't.

[another person nearby glitches to full clown gear and suddenly riku doesn't feel as annoyed. shortshorts beat looking like a circus act.]

But it doesn't look like I'm the only one dealing with this. [he eyes turn back toward takeru.] Do you have any idea why that's happening?
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[personal profile] cresthopes 2015-09-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, Takeru couldn't help but giggle at the person nearby. As he and Patamon had to cover their mouths, they had to make sure they wouldn't be heard!]

Hm...I'm not sure but it seems really weird! It kind of reminds me a little of the Digital World though!

You know, with all that data stuff that my friend keeps talking about!

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2015-09-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[at least the kid finds it funny. all riku asks is for that laughter to not be directed at him eventually. considering all the clothing changes, the possibility is high. really, sora's the joker between the two of them and way more suited for the big red nose.

what takeru says drags riku from thoughts of wardrobe mishaps to more important topics. his expression gains a hint of curiosity to it. a couple things stand out so best to start with the most obvious question.]


The Digital World?
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[personal profile] cresthopes 2015-09-02 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Although, all Takeru could think about was how he wished he could change into those outfits. Funny or not, it seemed like a lot of fun!

But the smile on his face quickly disappeared before her went deep into thought. Of course, before he could even say a word? Suddenly, the orange thing that was sitting on top of his head?

He's definitely speaking up now!]


Yeah! A place where Digimon live and how Koushirou-san once said that everything's in a computer! That Digital World!

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2015-09-02 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[sorry, but he's had a small talking cricket riding his shoulder and one of his closest friends is a talking mouse. strange creatures talking really do nothing by this point. riku gives a small hum, mulling over a bunch of various details.]

I see.

[so they had a world in a computer, but it's definitely not this world. that means people really were being brought here for whatever reason (riku doesn't fully buy the story given for numerous reasons, but that's beside the point). how can that be possible? data or otherwise, to bring people from different worlds to a single location...]

But this world isn't that one?
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[personal profile] cresthopes 2015-09-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Not that Takeru was all that happy being brought here either. To hear his world (and the Digital World) being destroyed by aliens was enough to bring the boy into tears. It was a good thing he had Patamon here or else he wouldn't know what to do!]

No, not at all! If there were, we would have been seeing a lot of trees, deserts, and a whole bunch of wild Digimon coming after us! It's not a very happy place you know! A lot of evil creatures want to hurt us!

[Takeru dared not say kill, that seemed too scary to say. However, now the boy was narrowing his eyes on him while Patamon just raised an eyebrow.

While other people might be freaked out, why wasn't he? Unless he already seen one before?]


Say, you've seen a Digimon before haven't you? You don't seen scared of Patamon one bit!

[personal profile] undauntingdawn 2015-09-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I just don't scare easy.

[it's not untrue and said without missing a beat. hey, he JUST became master. he isn't ruining the world order that fast. a small smirk appears on his face, opting to add in a little teasing.]

Especially not because of a talking pumpkin called Patamon.

[he isn't saying it in a mean way or anything, but more to lighten the mood. drawing attention away from his lack of surprise also might be an underlying motive.]
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[personal profile] cresthopes 2015-09-04 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but a lot of people would be scared whenever they see a Digimon! I know a lot of people back home di-

[And this was where Takeru cut himself short. While he wasn't someone who got mad easily, it was clear that he wanted to say something else! Joking or not, it was still mean! Before he could say anything though? Patamon cut off his partner's words with a small pout]

Hey, I'm not a talking pumpkin! I am a Digimon and I don't apperciate being called that! And besides, a talking pumpkin is Pumpmon! Not me!