Let's have a meme before plot breaks our hearts

[2cool4guardian]

SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS




✔YOUR CHARACTER IS SUDDENLY COMPELLED TO SCREAM A (OR MANY!) CONFESSION
✔THIS MIGHT NOT BE ACTUAL SCREAMING BUT IT DEFINITELY INVOLVES CAPSLOCK
✔REPLY TO THESE THINGS YOU HEAR
✔CONFESS THINGS TO EACH OTHER
✔HAVE FUN

Comments

[2cool4guardian]

1. I DIED WHEN ICE BROKE UNDER MY BARE FEET

2. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT CERES BECAUSE THEY GAVE ME THE ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

3. I PLAY COCKY BUT I WAS NEVER ABLE TO SNEAK INTO THE NORTH POLE WORKSHOP BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF YETIS

[reprizesal]

1. WHEN MY OLD MASTER USED ME FOR REVENGE, I BELIEVE THAT'S ALL I'M GOOD FOR.

2. BEING HERE MAKES ME RESTLESS, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN DEPLOYED FOR BATTLE OR HELPED WITH WAR PREPARATIONS IN A LONG TIME.

3. I'M JUST TIRED OF HATING AND WANTING REVENGE FOR SO LONG, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP.

[faithfulflame]

1. I HAVE DIED AT LEAST TWICE.

2. BEING HERE HAS GIVEN ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T HAVE BEFORE, FRIENDS NOT DETERMINED BY DESTINY.

3. I HATE THAT I WORK WITH A BUNCH OF ROBOTS

[oneirism]

1. I WAS POSSESSED AND KILLED BY A GHOST A FEW YEARS AGO AND NOW I THINK I'M BASICALLY A ZOMBIE.

2. I'M SO USED TO PEOPLE BEING SCARED OF ME THAT IT'S WEIRD WHEN SOMEONE IS NICE.

3. THE REASON WHY I DON'T SHOW HOW I FEEL IS BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF SHOWING WEAKNESS AND BEING POSSESSED AGAIN.

[swordboning]

1. I DON'T MIND HELPING OUT OTHER PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON'T ACT LIKE IDIOTS.

2. HAVING A SOMEWHAT NORMAL LIFE IS ODDLY COMFORTING.

3. I SINCERELY ENJOY COOKING AND CLEANING.

[unionjackoff]

1. I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO LEAVE BECAUSE I'D BE LEAVING SO MANY WONDERFUL PEOPLE.

2. ON THE OTHER HAND, I HATE THIS PLACE, AND I WISH I WAS GIVEN MORE AUTHORITY TO RUN IT BETTER.

3. I MISS AMERICA. I HOPE HE IS ALL RIGHT.

[emotive]

1. I'M ONE OF THE MANY CLONES OF A THOUSANDS YEAR OLD FAIRY WHO IS THE ORIGIN OF ALL ESPERS IN MY WORLD.

2. I NOT ONLY EAT A LOT BECAUSE IT RECOVERS MY ENERGY LEVELS, BUT IT'S POSSIBLY BECAUSE I FEEL LONELY. AND FOOD IS DELICIOUS.

3. I WANT TO BE IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP ONE DAY.

[manolia]

1. I MISS MY BROTHER MORE THAN ANYTHING; IT FEELS LIKE HALF MY HEART'S BEEN RIPPED OUT

2. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO LIE TO PROTECT YOUR PEOPLE, CERES, BUT I GET THE FEELING YOU'VE GONE PAST THAT AND IT MAKES ME SICK

3. I STILL PRAY TO MY GODDESS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW SHE CAN'T HEAR ME, BECAUSE THE RITUAL HELPS ME FEEL ROOTED

[dishonorstudent]

1. MY MOM IS A FUCKING EVIL BITCH

2. I'M A MONSTER THAT CAN'T BE KILLED

3. I'M SCARED I'LL GROW OUT OF MY UNIFORM

[deep_fried_love]

Oh, sweetie. We all have that problem!

[kirkwalled]

1. I'M TERRIFIED OF EXPRESSING ACTUAL EMOTION SO I COVER IT UP WITH JOKES. I'M NOT SURE HOW I'D DEAL WITH IT IF ANYONE ACTUALLY CONFRONTED ME ABOUT THIS.

2. MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT. IT'S MY FAULT MY BROTHER'S DEAD. IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT MY FATHER'S DEAD TOO.

3. I WISH I COULD SAY NO WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR HELP. ONE DAY THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME. I KNOW THIS, I'M WAITING FOR IT.

[helmets]

HAVING EMOTIONS IS SUFFERING.
I'M TIRED OF ALL THE THINGS THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING HERE; IT'S FRUSTRATING TO BE CAUGHT UP IN ALL THE MESS THAT CERES CAUSED.
I LOVE HIM.
(I WISH I HAD MY HEAD.)

[kaihentai]

[At the very least...

He doesn't know.]

[helmets]

[ hollow laughter ]

[beaconed]

1. I'M A FRAUD WHO DIDN'T EARN MY SPOT IN COMBAT SCHOOL

2. I'M AWARE THAT I'M THE LOVABLE IDIOT AND IT'S KILLING ME

3. MY SISTERS DRESSED ME UP AS A GIRL FOR FUN AND I LIKED IT NOT BECAUSE IT LOOKED CUTE BUT BECAUSE IT MADE THEM HAPPY-- WHY AM I SAYING THIS STUFF

[good_ideas]

There's nothing wrong with making them happy by dressing up in girl's clothes. [Then again, she's biased on this subject and would probably find it hilarious if Jaune put on a maid outfit and called himself Hermione Arc.]

Besides, you're not a fraud unless someone finds out. [No, Shiho.]

[earthshaken]

1. I'M BEING CONSUMED BY MY OWN DARKNESS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT. PART OF ME DOESN'T WANT TO STOP IT.

2. I HELPED KILL MY OWN FATHER, STOLE SOMEONE'S HEART, AND BURNED OUT SOMEONE'S EYE. NONE OF THESE THINGS WERE INTENTIONAL

3. SOMETIMES I WISH ROXAS WAS SOMEONE ELSE, THEN I FEEL GUILTY

[coexistent]

[this is rude and infuriating and also cuts deep where it hurts most. thanks for being a bro, terra!!!]

Yeah, you probably should feel guilty about that.

[earthshaken]

I didn't mean to say it out loud! I'm sorry.

[It doesn't make it any less true, though...]

[coexistent]

You didn't mean to say it out loud, but you still meant it, didn't you?

[s a l t.

why can't anyone just accept him for being himself!!] So what you're sorry for is the fact that I heard you.

[earthshaken]

No... I mean I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.

It might be how I really feel, but I know it isn't right.

[coexistent]

[who is skeptical? roxas is skeptical.]

Yeah, right. You were probably only helping me because you want me to be him. I should have known it would end up like this.

[earthshaken]

I'm helping you because you might have clues that could lead me to wherever he is. Remember? I've been honest with you about that from the start.

I can't shake the feeling something terrible has happened to him... and I couldn't protect him from it. So all I can do is help you, and hope I can get some answers.

[niceguypose]

1. GAI-SENSEI MAY NEVER WALK AGAIN!!! IN GENERAL, MY TEAM AT HOME HAS BEEN SPLINTERED TRAGICALLY!!!

2. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH WEISS-SAN!!!!!

3. ONCE, I STOLE A SET OF CHOPSTICKS FROM WORK WITHOUT REALIZING IT!!! IT MAY HAVE BEEN ACCIDENTAL, BUT THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE MY SIN! THIS GUILT WILL HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!

[bakudanma]

1. I'M A TERRORIST AND CRIMINAL EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVER CALL IT THAT, IT'S TRUE.
2. THE TYPE OF WOMEN I GO FOR ARE MIDDLE AGED AND UNFAITHFUL (OR FURRIES.)
3. I TOOK A DUMP IN THE LITTERBOX AND LIED TO MY ROOM MATE ABOUT IT.

[bewrightback]

1. LARRY BUTZ IS A CHILDHOOD FRIEND OF MINE BUT I PRETEND NOT TO SEE HIM AROUND THE CITY PRACTICALLY ON A DAILY BASIS!

2. APOLLO IS TRUCY'S LONG-LOST BROTHER!

3. I HAVEN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN ALMOST THIRTY YEARS!

[good_ideas]

Number three is just really sad. [She's pretty sure even Minamoto managed a girlfriend or two in his 20 years of life.]

[bewrightback]

Does it make you feel better that I typoed, and it's actually only been almost 20 years?

[good_ideas]

I don't think it really matters anymore once you get into the double digits.

[bropane]

1. I STALK MY YOUNGER BROTHER

2. THAT'S IT. THAT'S MY ONLY CONFESSION.

3. I'M ALSO DEAD.

[condoner]

1. THERE IS ACTUAL FULFILLMENT IN SHOOTING YOUR CO-WORKERS.

2. I'M HUNG UP ON MY COLLEAGUE LEAVING ME TO BE A CRIMINAL.

3. I ONLY SMOKE BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF HIM.

[yourfononsarewhack]

1. AT THE AGE OF TWELVE, I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF MY OWN TEACHER.

2. AS A TEENAGER, I ALSO CONDUCTED INHUMANE EXPERIMENTS WHICH INVOLVED THE CREATION AND KILLING OF LIVING BEINGS.

3. WITHIN THE LAST FEW YEARS, I HAVE TICKLED AT LEAST TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

[shacklebreaker]

1. I IDLED AWAY THE PAST SEVEN YEARS ON DEATH ROW FOR A CRIME I DID NOT COMMIT, ALL OF MY OWN FREE WILL. I DO NOT REGRET IT.

2. AN UNFORTUNATE CARRYOVER FROM PRISON IS MY TENDENCY TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP. I HAVE CONFIDED THIS IN NO ONE.

3. I DESPISE MYSELF FOR BEING UNABLE TO PROTECT ATHENA FROM CERES.

[good_ideas]

1. I THINK THAT IF I TOUCH THE PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT THEY'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME
2. I ALSO THINK THAT IF I DON'T TOUCH THE PEOPLE AROUND ME THAT THEY'LL BE LYING TO ME AND I WON'T KNOW
3. I'M A LEVEL 7 PSYCHOMETER

[cardboard_journalism]

1. I AM AS SOCIALLY AWKWARD AS I APPEAR! THIS IS NOT AN ACT!
2. I AM SECRETLY AWARE I AM A FREAK. NO ONE MUST KNOW THIS TERRIBLE SECRET.
3. IF I WASN'T THE "BOX GIRL" NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE ME...