The Secrets' Out

[niceguypose]

THE IC ANON SECRETS MEME

The time has finally come, Cerealia! Apologies for the delay, but here are the submissions for the IC Anon Secrets Meme! The result was 26 secrets submitted by several players! They are all kept beneath the cut. Feel free to have your characters react to any numbers of the secrets ICly! And go nuts - this is a non-canon meme after all!

All those images lay beneath the cut...

1.

[we probably shouldnt get too attached to anyone here but its really difficult]

2.

[no]

3.

[I LOVE SECRETS!]

4.

[I am going to find you and make sure you get what you deserve]

5.

[LET'S BE FRIENDS THEY SAID / WHAT ELSE WERE THEY EXPECTING]

6.

[I know what you're hiding under there! And seriously, do you not notice how she looks at you?]

7.

[There is no better magician in any universe.]

8.

[THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SH♥T]

9.

[MY MAIN ENTERTAINMENT IS STALKING KIDS' LOVE LIVES]

10.

[This man is legitimately insane. I warned you.]

11.

[i'm going to be happy one of these days and i will like it]

12.

[Hey, everyone! I actually really like Archer.]

13.

[Is there any proof that they are not actually the same person?]

14.

[i'm trying to come up with codenames for my friends if we ever go off the ceres grid
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
CURRENTLY DOING THAT
IT HAPPENED ONCE IN A DREAM
IF I HAD TO PICK A DUDE
EAGLE TWO]

15.

[I perform for the music just as much as for the attention]

16.

[My name is Gareki and I hope you all listen to my confession. I'm only fifteen years old but I'm into adult-rated material and I wish somebody could help me with this problem.]

17.

[I miss her smile.]

18.

[You and I both know it feels this way sometimes! THREE'S COMPANY]

19.

[You'll see me as somebody more than a friend someday, won't you?]

20.

[Just admit the two of you are married already.]

21.

[I'm not the same person you remember. I might never be.]

22.

[THE NUMBER of TEENAGES / PEOPLE WHO LOOK FOREVER TEENAGE IS TOO DAMN HIGH]

23.

[You're ALL getting a raise when we get back home]

24.

[I am so afraid that this place will make me feel old...!]

25.

[my life would suck without you]

26.

[day 41: they still don't know that i don't really go here
nobody asked]

Comments

[swordboning]

Three of them about me? I'm getting a little too popular for my own tastes.

[dishonorstudent]

Number 12 leaves a rotten taste in my mouth, too.

[shacklebreaker]

It's truly heartwarming to see that delinquent has taken such a liking to you.

[psycholawgy]

Who knew you were so popular?

[codere]

There must be a way to determine who made those stupid things in the first place...

[ SHE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. ]

13

[kirkwalled]

My hair is better.

[ . . . ]

It's... swishier.

[beaconed]

[ HERE COMES HAWKE-SENPAI'S LATEST WHITE KNIGHT WITHOUT THINKING THINGS THROUGH AS USUAL ]

Y-Yeah, and besides, nobody likes redheads!!

[ wait a minute. ]

I mean... that...

Ah.

I'm in trouble.

[safeguarder]

I have a feeling you might be a little biased.

[Just a little.]

I'd say it's up for debate.

[yourfononsarewhack]

Hm, I suppose that it is.

All the more reason to suspect it of being a wig.

22

[om_nom_namur]

Preach it, bro

22

[fierybluebird]

Yoi.

[In this case he might mean ditto. "Maybe."]

[shikisha]

2. Sums things up pretty well. But it could be anyone in the entire colony.


4. If this is about that blonde haired, one-eyed bitch then you better not be fighting her alone!


6. That's too easy.


8. I'm glad we're together too. No one else understands me like you do. Even if you're an idiot, you're my idiot.


12. ...I take it back, we need to break up.


18. I sympathize with this one WAY too much. Does he always need to be watching us?


23. There's like fifteen million lawyers in this colony, I have no idea who this is.


26. ...I swear to god Ryuko if you aren't actually going to school I will cut holes in all of your socks.

[dishonorstudent]

I... don't even know what the hell to respond to here.

And I still think your threats are getting more embarrassing each time.

[psycholawgy]

How do you even know that Ryuko made most of these?

[impheired]

Oh, don't even pretend you're not behind the sixth one.

[Nonon are you kidding him.]

13

[safeguarder]

I feel like I might be missing something here. Anybody want to elaborate?

Re: 13

[reprizesal]

[After staring at the secret for a while...]

I don't see how you're the same person as her.

[Is he...missing something here or...??]

23

[bewrightback]

This is not how pay negotiations should be conducted...

...unless it means that I get a raise too?

[psycholawgy]

Can you even give yourself a raise, boss?

25

[shacklebreaker]

I'd not consider this is a secret, when the person in question is quite literally aware of how you feel.

...But I agree with the sentiment, all the same.

[psycholawgy]

Aww, that's so cute! Are you responding to a secret you made, Simon?

22

[cardboard_journalism]

Sss, sss, sss! Get used to it!

22

[fierybluebird]

Make it a poll, yoi.

Headline debut: Too many teenagers with their angst, or never enough?

20

[dishonorstudent]

Gee, I wonder how many people I know who happen to know of two girls that are seeing each other?

[shikisha]

It's not about us, idiot.

[2cool4guardian]

9. I hope you aren't literally stalking kids or I'll have to apply secret 4 to you.

22. Sooooomeone is jealous!

22

[fierybluebird]

Spoken like a true eternal teenager.

All. Of. Them. Well Almost

[fierybluebird]

1. Yoi.
2. Yoi.
3. Yoi.
5. Yoi?
6. Yoi.
7. Yoi.
9. No.
13. Yoi.
14. ...... Pick better ones. Yoi.
16. Yoi whatever, I can help with that. Name's Marco, I'm a mall guard, among other things. Budding perverts should have as much freedom as everyone else, yoi.
18. Yoi.
19. How do you know they don't?
20. Yoi.
21. Yoi.
22. Yoi.
24. Yoi.
25. Yoi. And... same.
26. Yoi.

10

[bakudanma]

IT'S NOT LEGITIMATELY INSANE, IT'S KATSURA!!!

[shikisha]

Wrong. It's McSamurai.

[senseandcecilbility]

...Most of those are awkwardly cryptic.

[And some of them are somewhat indecent too.]

[fierybluebird]

Well, if they weren't, anyone could crack them, and then they wouldn't be a secret.