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CERESCON Y2NEVERGONNAGIVEYOUUP.


Welcome, new arrivals and already dedicated residents, to CERESCON. This three-day extravaganza is taking place at a convention center just a few blocks away from where new arrivals will view their powerpoint presentation (...has that always been there?!) and if you're worried about the entrance fee, don't be - your badges are already paid for and you don't even need to show ID in order to obtain the badge (they already know who you are). Note this is not the actual company of CERES this time; it seems to be a completely volunteer-run affair by the native population of the colony.

If the current music on repeat is any indication as you spend your time waiting in line for your badge, it seems there is a very strong need to demonstrate that you all are important. And are never...uh, alone. Sorry about Santa, kind of.

Also, please don't step out of line, you'll lose your place and have to go to the back of the line. Getting your badge once you get in line is no longer an option, with volunteer speedy robots half the size of an average adult (or maybe your size if you're in the four foot range) more than happy to pick you up over their heads and scooter you to your appropriate place in the line, including making you get to the back of it if you managed to step out too far. They insist you accept their apologies and show of good will.

Get this Party Started

Once characters reach registration, in addition to the badge they will receive a goodie bag with a map of the convention center, a schedule of events, a CERESCON T-shirt, and one (1) absolutely useless trinket from home. (NSFW) Furthermore, for your pleasure, one of the many models sponsored by Cerealia top (and only) producer of "adult merchandise" has been included (NSFW!!).

Enjoy your weekend filled with colorful cosplay, questionable merchandise, bizarre panels, gaming rooms and extremely overpriced food!

If you're bringing weapons, you'll be forced into the line of inspection to be peace bonded. If you are a weapon (swords, yes, especially you...) you will be peace bonded. Violation of personal privacy/space complaints will not be acknowledged for peace-bonding, as it is a necessary requirement for the safety and fun of everyone. Don't let your peace-bonding fall off, either, or you will be dragged back kicking and screaming (with your weapon or just you if you are the weapon) into the line. If you are bringing along an animal or robot or other companion (ex: if Hiccup brings Toothless), they need to be peace-bonded, too. The difference is the staff seems to treat them with much more care than you and your weapons. Huh.

Lastly, if a character decides to make things not fun in any way—for themselves or otherwise—they will find themselves with a single special security member appearing out of nowhere to properly show them why they should be having that fun. He will show up at any time, anywhere. This includes the bathroom if you feel the need to be negative in the bathroom about things. Each time he has to show up, the situation will be more severe in warning. If you need to be approached more than a very generous five times, the sixth time will invoke you being removed from the con rather violently, badge taken from you and you lifted by the crowd control volunteers to get back in line and START ALL OVER AGAIN.

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PROMPT I
[ 00:00 ] COSPLAY IS MAGIC

The convention center is crowded, and many of the congoers are most definitely getting into this. They seem to think you are, too—even if you're not in cosplay, they sure are under the impression that you are (you know, as yourself)! Don't be surprised if you get stopped for pictures by overly enthusiastic colony natives. ...also don't be surprised if strangers dressed as people you know from home jump in on these pictures. They're all too willing and eager to talk about how hard they worked on their costumes, and how excited to see other fans they are. Heck, some of them might even be cosplaying you! Hopefully you don't get a highlander waxing poetic about how they would have chosen a better wig to suit your hairstyle than what you have or that your scar is on the wrong eye or how that material you chose for your vest is kind of tacky.

Also, don't correct them about any facts they have wrong about you (or your world), if they start talking to you about it. Some will be very insistent they know what they are doing as a dedicated fan and cosplayer. (maybe you just didn't study your reference book hard enough before arriving like they did.)

It's a fierce world out there of competitiveness. (some cosplayers will have done excellent jobs, and of course, others will not so great. it's up you and whoever you tag with on the types you'll meet! if you end up in the bathrooms at any point, you will find them crowded with cosplayers trying to fix wardrobe malfunctions and stalls being used as dressing rooms. Hopefully you can wait.)
PROMPT II
[ 00:00 ] HOW MUCH FOR THAT FRENCH FRY, AGAIN?

It's shaping up that there are long, loooong lines for the various panels and activities, so you'll want to get in line early if you want to be sure you get a good spot! The topics of the panels span a range of just about anything under the sun, from origami lessons to voice-acting discussions to cosplay makeup tips to the wonderful world of slash fiction. There is one panel that doesn't have much of a wait to get in—and that will be basically a rehash of the introductory powerpoint sequence, but they added some sort of flashing effects that could probably give someone a seizure. If nothing else, you'll be rewarded for your mistake of staying in that room for even ten seconds with a headache and a bit of nausea that'll require you to get a bottle of water and/or food from a vendor to make it go away. (Food from outside won't help, and the character will have nausea for the entire day of the con unless they remedy it with some over-priced convention food!). If you get hungry while waiting in line, you'll want to send someone out on a food run. Be sure to only buy from approved CERESCON vendors! Some of the restaurants from the city have set up booths (maybe your character is working at one!), but the prices are high and the portions are tiny. Don't even think about trying to smuggle in food from the outside, either. If you leave the con to save yourself some money for lunch, make sure to finish it first as bringing it back to the con will have the special security force come up to you once at the door (and stopped by a con-volunteer about the food), take it out of your hands and—

—throw it on the ground in front of you both. Maybe jump on it for good measure, while they are at it. The volunteer that had stopped you in the first place will now cheerily point you in the direction of various food stands scattered throughout the convention center. You know, as if nothing just happened there with your smuggled goods being found. You can expect jacked prices from the aggravating that you begrudgingly pay to the outlandish.
PROMPT III
[ 00:00 ] HAMSTER STYLE

All throughout the day, a large hall with a sturdy wooden floor will be hosting a wide variety of video games. There are your usual arcade games, some console games set up on floating flatscreen televisions, and five dance game consoles (strangely similar to DanceDance Revolution and ParaPara Paradise, for those who know of them from home)— show them your moves and try to be as awesome as this guy. (Games can be a parody of just about any video games out there, so use your imagination. You can even have a special booth that's trying to promote a game like Sword Hell Touken Ranbu mania that you're either into yourselves or are victim to via plurk timelines. Or, you can have visual novels to play as they try to promote those. Anything goes, even if you probably wouldn't normally find it at a convention to play.)

If your character is from a video game, even with the game being played at the con as a parody, they can find little freebie trinkets that may have them as the character on it promoting the gameplay!)

When the sun goes down, that's when the party really starts. The CERESCON Rave takes place in another area—an unimaginably big ballroom on the second floor of the convention in its West Wing. Once 9:00PM hits, even if you are doing other con activities, volunteers will start coaxing you towards the direction of the rave. The longer you resist, the more insistent they will get. Although they will eventually drag your sorry butt there, you'll be able to leave around fifteen minutes after the rave starts and go back to what you were doing. If you somehow managed not to get dragged to the rave, the efficient cleaner robots will assume you are con equipment needing to be put away and lock you in a storage closet. Maybe if you scream really loud for help, someone will eventually notice and be able to open it so you can get yourself out of the dark.

As for the ballroom itself, the large space will be transformed in a fancy display (transformer style!! they obviously must have observed mecha transformations for it in particular because it's pretty much a ripoff) into a dance floor with blacklights, colored strobe lights before the doors close and everything goes black. At the back of the room, a large theater style video will play. At around 0:35 seconds in the video, all the lights will come back on for partying. And the end of the video will have the car come busting through the screen like its paper and the hamsters will get out and guess what!@! They're your DJs for the evening. They like it when you dance with them, so make sure to at least pretend for one song. Also, upon entering you'll have been given glowsticks of all kinds, so let loose and have a blast. (If your character so desired, they could have activated the glowsticks at any time. Note that there will be npc natives in addition to player characters at the rave!).

—and, hey, wallfowers!! Why aren't you dancing?? What did you get told about fun when you entered this convention?!
PROMPT IV
[ 00:00 ] CHECK OUT WHAT I HAVE UNDER THIS COAT.

A dealer's room! That should be harmless. Lets start with how incredibly huge it is and that they have some awesome music and live entertainment while you shop(?!)

There are all sorts of thing available to buy here—everything from knockoff comics and DVDs to keychains and plushies to somewhat more reasonably priced packaged snacks to cat ears that wriggle in accordance with your brainwaves. What a great use of science, right? All of the vendors are so excited to be here, and even more excited to have you looking at their wares! But mostly they're excited for your money.

They've employed the same kind of helpful robots that had kept people in line back at badge pick-up to usher people over to their stands, and if anyone uses excuses "It's too expensive" or "I don't have enough money," when declining interest in buying something, never fear. The robot-merchants will be more than glad to strongarm another shopper into joining you and will then proceed to repeat, "SHARING IS CARING, SO SPLIT THE BILL, CHINSWAD!" over and over again until you buy something... even if you don't actually know whoever they brought over.

The far side of the room is devoted to stalls where artists are hawking their wares. If you think you see some familiar faces mixed in with the unfamiliar ones in the artwork, that's because you do—some of the natives have taken to illustrating pictures and doujinshi featuring none other than you along with your friends from home, your cross-canon CR, or even just people you haven't met yet that they think you would look cute with. These works range from fluffy to disturbingly explicit, though underage characters won't find themselves featured in anything questionable (nor will they be able to look at the material). In fact, the dealers will seem to know when the udnerage are approaching, and will hide the explicit works from view before they can even see them, including taking goods you or another may currently be looking at.

Make sure you buy something before exiting! Getting to the exit without at least one purchase will have you stopped by the volunteers at the exit making sure people are exiting without killing each other. What do you mean you didn't buy something? Get back in there, because they aren't going to let you out until you do. In fact, if you try to exit without any merchandise, you'll be expected to get two. Please and thank you for demonstrating your enthusiasm to having fun this CERESCON. (If a character buys something for another character and gives it to them, it counts as purchasing an item. volunteers just conveniently know and so does Panda-san. ) Now get out and don't come back unless you're planning to buy something the next time you're here. Have a nice day.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] YOU WANT TO HIT MY WHAT?

And, of course, CERES has latched onto one of the more trying convention traditions. We aren't talking about shouts of "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME" or "BUTTSCRATCHER", or anything else that has been a thing shouted pointlessly. We are talking about good ol' paddles. Yaoi paddles. Yuri paddles. And many other varieties between and outside thereof the aformentioned, too. Natives have purchased them, and are extremely enthusiastic to have heard of the ways of other worlds using these items at conventions. Don't you worry, no matter who you are, they're coming for you, and probably when you least expect it.

Since it will happen multiple times throughout the convention regardless if you've already been graced by any, characters may start to realize that background noise (is this chase music?!) will be heard to alert you of paddler presence. Unfortunately, if you can hear the music, it means you are already in their sights and locked-on for targeting. You better run before they hit you, because if they do, you'll be incurring the effect of the paddle and have some terribly strong sexual desires to act on them (so if you're hit with an uke paddle, you'll end up feeling pretty hot and bothered quite soon along with the desire to be particularly submissive with your partner).

Obviously, the paddlers will try to lead you back (as you're pretty much going to end up in some sort of semi-stunned state for the first few minutes before it isn't numb anymore and the paddle effects set on) to find the right match for you! Because, really, what these natives to seem to be really doing is trying to get some real-life doujinshi scene actions from you guys. Give your loyal fans some fanservice and make them scream.

(You didn't really think they'd hit you with a paddle without an ulterior motive, did you...)

The effects will wear off in about a half-hour or until you do at least some form of physical contact. Kissing and above will be enough to get rid of the effects, although the more explicit the intimacy is, the longer period of time before more paddlers start looking for your cute butt, again.

If running isn't your thing, you finally seem to have some options to you. You can get a paddle of your own from a stall in the dealer's room. Other paddle wielders will leave you alone while you have it, as long as you're actively chasing others down! Happy hunting. These paddles can be anything from a normal paddle that induces no effect at all except the "innocent" slapping of someone's ass with said paddle or you can get your game on and take out your feelings of humiliation on other congoers. Or use it to your advantage if you got a crush or well, when you think about the possibilities are endless. Also, if you snap a paddle on someone, the native paddlers will console you for your loss and conveniently have another one to offer you.

If you try to hit natives possessing paddles of their own, they all seem to really like it and think that means you want to play with them. It won't end in your favor. Trust us.


Cerealians really can't understand why these things have mostly been banned in other worlds. This might be the most glorious part of the weekend to them.
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//RUN.EXE
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loosetongue: (fuck off from my box????)

IV... long time no see winks

[personal profile] loosetongue 2015-05-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
['An unfortunate shopper' -- more like Alois, who's been doing his very best to avoid being pulled over to spend his money on other people after he got suckered into paying double price on a coffee mug with some catchphrase printed on it he doesn't even recognize. The bag is clutched in his furious little fist as he calls the robot dragging him over something... gross. And he's not done yet, either.]

Let go of me, you overgrown hedge clipper-- If you think I'm going to pay for more of this tacky garbage, you can eat shit!

[And then, as he looks at hairclip guy, ready to let everyone in a twenty-foot radius know what he thinks of chipping in to help pay for things,] This is all your fault, you-- [Well, he's about to bust out the rude names, but ah-

Look at that little thing.]
A fairy? You have a real fairy?
belfire: (flat look)

gasp! Our paths have crossed again...!

[personal profile] belfire 2015-05-11 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kazuya was giving the mouthy kid the stink eye - his fault? Huh! Like he knew he'd be strong armed into buying useless, expensive crap! - seemingly fluffing up like some sort of offended water fowl. Yup, he was pouting]

Pixie. She's Pixie, you rude-

Heehee~ yup, I'm a fairy! [Interrupted and ignored by your own demon servant... ouch. Kazuya's stink eye moved from Alois to her. Once again he was ignored. Grrr...] Aren't you just the cutest! Hey, hey, what's your name? You wanna play?

No one's playing anything! [He didn't need Pixie chasing any "cute" boys around with lightning bolts. He didn't want to get kicked out by security!] Least, not what you're thinking, you psycho.
loosetongue: (we must not speak of the plan in public)

ships colliding head-on in the night

[personal profile] loosetongue 2015-05-11 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alois very nearly sticks his tongue out at the pouting (and at being corrected--that's so a fairy), but he's mercifully (?) distracted by the cheery tiny person.

A fairy thinks he's cute. Well, he can work with that. He flashes his best adorable little boy smile, flapping a hand at the grumpy kid to hush.]


I'm Alois-- Your friend here doesn't want to share you, does he? [See, he's... sort of listening... ish.] Too bad, because I love a good game!
belfire: (whatever!)

beautiful

[personal profile] belfire 2015-05-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kazuya had a little bit of nasty temptation to let the kid - Alois - sink and "play" with Pixie, but alas, he wasn't that cruel, and the memory of what Pixie had done to Yuzu when they'd first encountered demons was still a little too fresh for his liking]

I love them too! Hey, hey, I think we'll have lots of fu- ahh!

[Pixie squeaked indignantly when Kazuya suddenly pinched one of her delicate wings with startling speed. With one wing out of action, she promptly dropped, held only in place by Kazuya's forefinger and thumb pressing tightly on her captured wing. Pixie immediately started flailing and whining, looking more annoyed than pained]

Master! You jerk! You meanie! I was going to be gentle! Promise! It would've been fun! [And when this failed to make Kazuya budge...] Ugh!! You're the lamest demon ever!

Oh, shut up. [Kazuya flicked his wrist, tossing her up into the air. Pixie did a clumsy flip in the air before catching herself, her wings fluttering wildly as she hovered somewhere near the ceiling, looking extremely unimpressed] Your definition of 'gentle' would be, I dunno, hanging the kid from the nearest light fixture or something. Gotta say no to that, Pixie. Really, [he directed this to Alois] You shouldn't play games with fairies like her, trust me. You'll end up dead or maimed in some way.
loosetongue: of my country (he needs to get the fuck out)

fate

[personal profile] loosetongue 2015-05-12 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh--wow. Fortunately (or maybe not), Alois is just as entertained by this scolding display than he would have been by an actual game. He watches with something close to childlike fascination- he's wanted to see a real fairy for ages- mixed in with dry amusement. It's like watching someone yell at his dog, except the dog can talk back...

Alois really would like a fairy of his own, one day. They'd get along!

After a moment of watching Pixie struggle and zoom away, his gaze slides back to The Meanie. He blinks; just now, did he hear-?]


I won't. Someone would protect me. [Or would if they were here, DETAILS. He smirks and looks up at Pixie, exaggerating a 'too baaaaad' shrug in her direction. Look who's not maimed!] Besides that, where did you get a proper fairy? It never works when I try!
belfire: (suspicious side squint)

[personal profile] belfire 2015-05-13 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
When you try?

[Please don't say he's bumped into a demon summoner wannabe. He's had enough of those to last him a lifetime - seriously. Seriously]

What're you trying to summon fairies for? [He crossed his arms, bringing him up to his full height (which, admittedly, wasn't much), and looking very disapproving at that moment. High above him, Pixie could be heard blowing a raspberry. It went ignored] You do know that's a bad idea, right? Like... fairies are just a subset of demons, so, unless that "someone" you have is a demon as well, it's not gonna end well for you.
loosetongue: (i hate breakfast)

[personal profile] loosetongue 2015-05-13 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oops. Alois waits a beat, thinking of how to phrase his very precise reasoning.]

What else for but to see magic? A boy I met told me how to do it-- but he must have gotten the words wrong, because I haven't seen a single fairy before yours!

[Not technically a lie! He frowns though at the mention of fairies being a type of demon; really? That explains... very little, actually. Maybe he's just disappointed.

Still, more importantly, he did hear correctly--]
I hardly know anything about fairies and demons and all that. But what's a demon doing summoning more? Aren't you enough?

[To do... demon stuff. Alois gives him a look; maybe he's a wimp demon... He's awfully short for one, at least.]
belfire: (ugh)

[personal profile] belfire 2015-05-13 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Kazuya grimaced at Alois's look, looking very much like he'd just bitten into a lemon, and gave Pixie - who had finally drifted down from the ceiling and was now hovering near his shoulder - an irritated look]

It's... [For a brief moment, Kazuya warred between pride and practicality - he disliked discussing his demonness, but neither did he want to appear weak - and he snapped his fangs in a burst of frustration before turning back to Alois] Delegation. I'm not going to get my hands dirty when my stoogies can do it for me.

Yeah, what type of king- [Pixie shut up when Kazuya glared at her, and put her hands over her mouth] ...

...anyway, [Once certain Pixie wasn't going to continue blowing his cover to every person he spoke to, he reluctantly turned his annoyed stare onto the kid] It's not like I'm summoning them to attack people - er, well, indiscriminately. There're some who... oh, never mind that. Back to the original point - don't summon demons, kid. You'll get in shit. There.
loosetongue: (we must not speak of the plan in public)

[personal profile] loosetongue 2015-05-13 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[If Alois' eyebrows could shoot up any higher, they might just leave this face. King? Demons have a king? And such a small one, to boot! If the fairy is telling the truth, anyway. He doesn't know what he was expecting...

But he'll keep his mouth shut about that one, for now.]


Alois. And I just told you, it doesn't work! You don't have to scold me about it. [huff...] You're not my king.

[ok so that "for now" was brief]

Is that why you're wearing- [He reaches over to pluck on that cape.] -this silly thing?