//SCENARIOS.EXE
PROMPT I [ 00 00 ]
COSPLAY IS MAGIC
The convention center is crowded, and many of the congoers are most definitely getting into this. They seem to think you are, too—even if you're not in cosplay, they sure are under the impression that you are (you know, as yourself)! Don't be surprised if you get stopped for pictures by overly enthusiastic colony natives.
...also don't be surprised if strangers dressed as people you know from home jump in on these pictures. They're all too willing and eager to talk about how hard they worked on their costumes, and how excited to see other fans they are. Heck, some of them might even be cosplaying you! Hopefully you don't get a highlander waxing poetic about how they would have chosen a better wig to suit your hairstyle than what you have or that your scar is on the wrong eye or how that material you chose for your vest is kind of tacky.
Also, don't correct them about any facts they have wrong about you (or your world), if they start talking to you about it. Some will be very insistent they know what they are doing as a dedicated fan and cosplayer. (maybe you just didn't study your reference book hard enough before arriving like they did.)
It's a fierce world out there of competitiveness. (some cosplayers will have done excellent jobs, and of course, others will not so great. it's up you and whoever you tag with on the types you'll meet! if you end up in the bathrooms at any point, you will find them crowded with cosplayers trying to fix wardrobe malfunctions and stalls being used as dressing rooms. Hopefully you can wait.)
PROMPT II [ 0000 ]
HOW MUCH FOR THAT FRENCH FRY, AGAIN?
It's shaping up that there are long, loooong lines for the various panels and activities, so you'll want to get in line early if you want to be sure you get a good spot! The topics of the panels span a range of just about anything under the sun, from origami lessons to voice-acting discussions to cosplay makeup tips to the wonderful world of slash fiction. There is one panel that doesn't have much of a wait to get in—and that will be basically a rehash of the introductory powerpoint sequence, but they added some sort of flashing effects that could probably give someone a seizure. If nothing else, you'll be rewarded for your mistake of staying in that room for even ten seconds with a headache and a bit of nausea that'll require you to get a bottle of water and/or food from a vendor to make it go away. (Food from outside won't help, and the character will have nausea for the entire day of the con unless they remedy it with some over-priced convention food!).
If you get hungry while waiting in line, you'll want to send someone out on a food run. Be sure to only buy from approved CERESCON vendors! Some of the restaurants from the city have set up booths (maybe your character is working at one!), but the prices are high and the portions are tiny. Don't even think about trying to smuggle in food from the outside, either. If you leave the con to save yourself some money for lunch, make sure to finish it first as bringing it back to the con will have the special security force come up to you once at the door (and stopped by a con-volunteer about the food), take it out of your hands and—
—throw it on the ground in front of you both. Maybe jump on it for good measure, while they are at it. The volunteer that had stopped you in the first place will now cheerily point you in the direction of various food stands scattered throughout the convention center. You know, as if nothing just happened there with your smuggled goods being found. You can expect jacked prices from the aggravating that you begrudgingly pay to the outlandish.
PROMPT III [ 0000 ] HAMSTER STYLE
All throughout the day, a large hall with a sturdy wooden floor will be hosting a wide variety of video games. There are your usual arcade games, some console games set up on floating flatscreen televisions, and five dance game consoles (strangely similar to DanceDance Revolution and ParaPara Paradise, for those who know of them from home)— show them your moves and try to be as awesome as this guy. (Games can be a parody of just about any video games out there, so use your imagination. You can even have a special booth that's trying to promote a game like Sword Hell Touken Ranbu mania that you're either into yourselves or are victim to via plurk timelines. Or, you can have visual novels to play as they try to promote those. Anything goes, even if you probably wouldn't normally find it at a convention to play.)
If your character is from a video game, even with the game being played at the con as a parody, they can find little freebie trinkets that may have them as the character on it promoting the gameplay!)
When the sun goes down, that's when the party really starts. The CERESCON Rave takes place in another area—an unimaginably big ballroom on the second floor of the convention in its West Wing. Once 9:00PM hits, even if you are doing other con activities, volunteers will start coaxing you towards the direction of the rave. The longer you resist, the more insistent they will get. Although they will eventually drag your sorry butt there, you'll be able to leave around fifteen minutes after the rave starts and go back to what you were doing. If you somehow managed not to get dragged to the rave, the efficient cleaner robots will assume you are con equipment needing to be put away and lock you in a storage closet. Maybe if you scream really loud for help, someone will eventually notice and be able to open it so you can get yourself out of the dark.
As for the ballroom itself, the large space will be transformed in a fancy display (transformer style!! they obviously must have observed mecha transformations for it in particular because it's pretty much a ripoff) into a dance floor with blacklights, colored strobe lights before the doors close and everything goes black. At the back of the room, a large theater style video will play. At around 0:35 seconds in the video, all the lights will come back on for partying. And the end of the video will have the car come busting through the screen like its paper and the hamsters will get out and guess what!@! They're your DJs for the evening. They like it when you dance with them, so make sure to at least pretend for one song. Also, upon entering you'll have been given glowsticks of all kinds, so let loose and have a blast. (If your character so desired, they could have activated the glowsticks at any time. Note that there will be npc natives in addition to player characters at the rave!).
—and, hey, wallfowers!! Why aren't you dancing?? What did you get told about fun when you entered this convention?!
PROMPT IV [ 0000 ]
CHECK OUT WHAT I HAVE UNDER THIS COAT.
A dealer's room! That should be harmless. Lets start with how incredibly huge it is and that they have some awesome music and live entertainment while you shop(?!)
There are all sorts of thing available to buy here—everything from knockoff comics and DVDs to keychains and plushies to somewhat more reasonably priced packaged snacks to cat ears that wriggle in accordance with your brainwaves. What a great use of science, right? All of the vendors are so excited to be here, and even more excited to have you looking at their wares! But mostly they're excited for your money.
They've employed the same kind of helpful robots that had kept people in line back at badge pick-up to usher people over to their stands, and if anyone uses excuses "It's too expensive" or "I don't have enough money," when declining interest in buying something, never fear. The robot-merchants will be more than glad to strongarm another shopper into joining you and will then proceed to repeat, "SHARING IS CARING, SO SPLIT THE BILL, CHINSWAD!" over and over again until you buy something... even if you don't actually know whoever they brought over.
The far side of the room is devoted to stalls where artists are hawking their wares. If you think you see some familiar faces mixed in with the unfamiliar ones in the artwork, that's because you do—some of the natives have taken to illustrating pictures and doujinshi featuring none other than you along with your friends from home, your cross-canon CR, or even just people you haven't met yet that they think you would look cute with. These works range from fluffy to disturbingly explicit, though underage characters won't find themselves featured in anything questionable (nor will they be able to look at the material). In fact, the dealers will seem to know when the udnerage are approaching, and will hide the explicit works from view before they can even see them, including taking goods you or another may currently be looking at.
Make sure you buy something before exiting! Getting to the exit without at least one purchase will have you stopped by the volunteers at the exit making sure people are exiting without killing each other. What do you mean you didn't buy something? Get back in there, because they aren't going to let you out until you do.
In fact, if you try to exit without any merchandise, you'll be expected to get two. Please and thank you for demonstrating your enthusiasm to having fun this CERESCON. (If a character buys something for another character and gives it to them, it counts as purchasing an item. volunteers just conveniently know and so does Panda-san. )
Now get out and don't come back unless you're planning to buy something the next time you're here. Have a nice day.
BONUS [ whyo'clock ]
YOU WANT TO HIT MY WHAT?
And, of course, CERES has latched onto one of the more trying convention traditions. We aren't talking about shouts of "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME" or "BUTTSCRATCHER", or anything else that has been a thing shouted pointlessly.
We are talking about good ol' paddles.
Yaoi paddles. Yuri paddles. And many other varieties between and outside thereof the aformentioned, too. Natives have purchased them, and are extremely enthusiastic to have heard of the ways of other worlds using these items at conventions. Don't you worry, no matter who you are, they're coming for you, and probably when you least expect it.
Since it will happen multiple times throughout the convention regardless if you've already been graced by any, characters may start to realize that background noise (is this chase music?!) will be heard to alert you of paddler presence. Unfortunately, if you can hear the music, it means you are already in their sights and locked-on for targeting. You better run before they hit you, because if they do, you'll be incurring the effect of the paddle and have some terribly strong sexual desires to act on them (so if you're hit with an uke paddle, you'll end up feeling pretty hot and bothered quite soon along with the desire to be particularly submissive with your partner).
Obviously, the paddlers will try to lead you back (as you're pretty much going to end up in some sort of semi-stunned state for the first few minutes before it isn't numb anymore and the paddle effects set on) to find the right match for you! Because, really, what these natives to seem to be really doing is trying to get some real-life doujinshi scene actions from you guys. Give your loyal fans some fanservice and make them scream.
(You didn't really think they'd hit you with a paddle without an ulterior motive, did you...)
The effects will wear off in about a half-hour or until you do at least some form of physical contact. Kissing and above will be enough to get rid of the effects, although the more explicit the intimacy is, the longer period of time before more paddlers start looking for your cute butt, again.
If running isn't your thing, you finally seem to have some options to you. You can get a paddle of your own from a stall in the dealer's room. Other paddle wielders will leave you alone while you have it, as long as you're actively chasing others down! Happy hunting. These paddles can be anything from a normal paddle that induces no effect at all except the "innocent" slapping of someone's ass with said paddle or you can get your game on and take out your feelings of humiliation on other congoers. Or use it to your advantage if you got a crush or well, when you think about the possibilities are endless. Also, if you snap a paddle on someone, the native paddlers will console you for your loss and conveniently have another one to offer you.
If you try to hit natives possessing paddles of their own, they all seem to really like it and think that means you want to play with them. It won't end in your favor. Trust us.
Cerealians really can't understand why these things have mostly been banned in other worlds. This might be the most glorious part of the weekend to them.
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Get this Party Started
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...So THIS is where the Hellsing woman went. For the first time since she arrived here, Rip started grinning.]
Really~? I find zhat hard to believe since I doubt you vould be able to get a date with anyone your didn't have to order around.
[Sorry Integra, she noticed you~.]
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Excuse me madam, have we met?
[She asks completely unperturbed-- even cordially. She'll just... pretend Rip didn't say that.]
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Maybe, maybe not. It iz razher hard to tell vith so many blonde immitation Hellsing wannabe's running around. I zuppose you could just be zome tart playing dress up und pretending to be a big girl today.
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They are an impertinence, I do admit. [She won't let the cosplayers irk her too much, though.] You... wouldn't happen to work for Millennium, do you not?
[She'll concede to knowing that much.]
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I did, once upon a time. It vas a very fun ride zhat allowed me to redecorate a nice little naval ship. Vhy does it matter to a little blonde pretender?
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Oh? How am I to know you're not the impersonator between the two of us? Last I heard of a Miss van Winkle was of her death.
[Don't mention the
warAlucard.]no subject
Oh she vas.. impaled and tortured by zhe vilest of brutes under zhe command of a voman vho bows to zhe vhims of an old und decaying Queen.
At least in zhe end I succeeded in my mission. Var vas created und London burned vhile zhe devil vas trapped at sea.
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Insult me all you wish, Miss van Winkle, but I shan't have you insulting my Queen.
[Now where has she said this exact sentence before? Hrm, I wonder...]
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Und vho iz going to stop me? I don't zee a veapon on you und even if you did, I don't zhink you vould haf zhe gall to attack me again. A new place, new rules und even if I don't completely understand it, I doubt you vill risk our hosts wrath.
[She takes a step back and snickers softly.]
Und zhere is no tree for you to impale me against zhis time. Zo vhere does zhat leave us?
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Oh, so what of it? Perhaps there's no way to contain your little cat [yes, she knows he's here...], but I can cause all sorts of problems for you. These same captors have given me charge of the police department. I could have you locked away if that's what I wished. Or would you prefer to meet the Count's fate?
[Okay, she'd prefer not to resort to that last method, but now she's beginning to see why her grandfather bound Alucard to her family all those years ago.]
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Rip stared down at the woman with a guarded look as her grip on her musket tightened. True, it was nothing more than a fancy club right now, but it was still something.]
If you even dare try und control me like zhat I vill find a vay to make your vorst nightmares come true. I haf done nozhing wrong here, or even in zhat accursed city in ages und just vhen I thought I vas figuring zhings out, zhis happens.
I don't care vat happens between us, but take avay vat freedom I haf und I vill end you.
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Certainly you're not serious? Strike me down if you wish. Just what good would it do? Land yourself inside a prison cell to be experimented on by their droids? I hear it's not exactly pleasant.
[Never having to kill anyone here herself, she's still not certain exactly what they do, but the chilling screams were telling enough. Not that it entirely warded her from the prospect if events called for it, but she knew to be careful.]
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But.. Rip growled faintly. She did not like the idea of being subjected to some form of experiment as punishment for killing someone. Her nightmares were bad enough without more being added to them.]
Az if anyzhing can top zhe relentless nightmares your monster gave me. It haz been nearly two years und I still cannot get a full day's rest vithout suffering.
[Her knuckles were practically white as she gripped her weapon and had to force herself to keep from giving into the urge of just swinging... it would be so easy! Just let loose and knock the bitch off her feet, maybe make her bleed a little just... see something familiar in this strange place.]
Und vat's vorse? Now I do not haf my shop.. or zhe voods to hunt in. Zo tell me Integra, how iz zhis not hell already.
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Our benevolent hosts gave me this upon arrival, but I have no use for it. I hear it gives others a form of relief. Perhaps it would do you some good.
[The card will detail various services available in the pleasure district and that it is good for ten credits. ...Was this just an exaggerated way of telling Rip to 'go fuck herself'?]
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What could that... Rip just looked at the strange thing and hesitantly took it and flipped it over a few times to figure out what it was exactly.]
Zhis iz probably zhe most business like vay anyone haz ever told me to go 'fuck yourself'.
[She just snorts faintly but, isn't exactly giving the card back just yet.]
Und between zhe two of us, you need more help getting laid zhan I do.
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Some of us have no need of it.
[Such is Integra's opinion of sex in general.]
I have far more entertaining pursuits to occupy my thoughts with.
[Such as reading, music, paperwork... Y'know, normal hobbies.]
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Oh I doubt zhat. At zhe very least you can see zhe use for sex in producing children.
[And yes, this topic again. Rip can't understand why Integra just doesn't care. It's boggling to her.]
Besides, it iz fun. Relaxing~. Much better to do zhan to read about.
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To ensure our continued survival it is a necessity, I suppose. But we are far from extinction, and there are one too many orphans in the world.
[There's no convincing her.]
If this is all you have to say to me, then I must take my leave.
[Integra, for one, is none too keen on the prospect of fighting Rip for the umpteenth time, or continuing this conversation for that matter.]
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Oh~? Zo you vould razher adopt instead of enjoying one of life's great pleasures? How dull. You really do not know vat you are missing.
[Obviously.]
Fine fine~. I am sure ve vill run into one anozher again, hopefully zoon.
[Thankfully, Rip's getting a little bored of this as well so she'll let Integra leave without shots fired this one time~.]