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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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aigis } persona 3
[ there's a lot about cerealia that is foreign and strange and obviously not what aigis's used to, but for her to be completely out-of-place with the concept of fancy technology would be a little weird, given she's fancy technology herself. still, she finds herself drifting towards the place that's most like home... that is, the movie theatre.
don't mind the girl in the school uniform approaching you in the lobby, random citizen. do mind, however, how her eyes are a little crystalline and she seems almost... doll-like. but that's not important, right? ]
Excuse me. Do you know where the movies starring ninjas are located?
[ she needs to know about the mysterious cerealia ninjas. ]
LOBBY - SELECTION
[ okay, so cerealia apparently has terrible taste in movies and there are no movies about ninjas. will she ever find out if the ninjas were eliminated through a cerealian ice age, or technological expansion? oh, well. perhaps she will have to settle for their tales of velociraptors and... whatever it is they're showing.
sorry if you wanted to buy a ticket, however. the girl at the booths is currently to busy mulling over something besides selecting a particular movie, because-- ]
What do the ratings correspond to? Quality...? Material...? [ ... ] Yard-door People of Questionable Morals must truly be questionable to be rated "Z". Or perhaps... it puts people to sleep? "Rated Zzz" might be more appropriate.
[ she glances at you, then, somewhat expectantly. was that humorous? ]
THEATRE II
[ looming outside the recently finished LARGE ADVENTURER 7, said doll-like girl looks deeply contemplative about the affairs of life, love, and loss, alongside the images she saw cut in. losing a loved one is also hard but... third robotic genocide...? really different from the movies she's used to.
the floor sure is interesting. ]
Is cheese a way to cope with loss? Or was it perhaps... A "metaphor". I'm afraid I don't understand... [ maybe she lost the message during her confusion at being part of the movie itself. ah. how frustrating.
a glance up, and if you meet her eyes... well, you'll have her approaching you, whether you came out of the theatre or not. ] May I ask you a question?
speak of a ninja and he shall appear
[Behold the mysterious Cerealia ninja in his natural habitat.]
run
but at his excitement she only tilts her head a tad, and explains: ]
I'm of similar sentiment. I wasn't told either, however... The last movie theatre I went to had several ninja movies to choose from, so I thought this one would do the same. [ there has to be at least one, right? ninjas were ever so honourable and cool. ] Are you also a fan of ninjas?
i don't know what i'm in for
You can say that I am a fan of sorts. But the truth behind that truth is... that I myself am a ninja!
ninjas vs robots also 1/3
..... except he's not at all how they were in the movies, is he? excuse the very concentrated staring, rock lee, but she needs to figure This™ out. ]
You...?
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certainly, some aspects... one knowing nod. yet, other aspects......... another knowing nod. ]
done!
[ a smile. yes, she totally Gets It. it's... an odder joke than she's used to, but she's also just recently figured out what jokes are so... open mind. ]
A ninja with that sparkling type of smile would easily be seen in the trees. So, of course, you can't possibly be a ninja. [ got it coach. another nod. ] A joke that could only be exchanged between two fans.
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