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THEATER I [ 00 00 ]
MY PETITE EQUESTRIAN EXPERIENCE - RATED A
Advertised as a delightful tale of ponies discovering magic and friendship, this is a must-see! For adults that is. The ponies are killed within the first ten minutes, and then the rest of the run time is filled with a celebratory orgy of Roman-esque proportions. There are no mentions of ponies after the initial scene. They are neither seen nor mourned nor heard from. There are only naked, gyrating bodies as far as the eye can see.
If you manage to sit through the horror long enough, you will notice a certain something in between the moaning. Is that your face on one of the protags? Is it a beloved family member or a friend? You will find that spliced between the scenes are cherished and innocent childish memories now being soiled by passionate cries of pleasure. Enjoy the new memory, your poor, sweet summer child. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER II [ 0000 ]
LARGE ADVENTURER 7 - RATED B
A touching tale of dealing with loss and more loss. This film is about a giant robot and his pet human that gets eradicated in the Third Robotic Genocide, leaving behind just a human carcass. The giant robot clings to the carcass and cries robotic tears until finally he chucks the carcass into a river full of carcasses and decides to go on a deep quest in search of cheese.
But spliced between this tale of woe, viewers will see images of themselves caught in a romantic memory. A first kiss, perhaps? A first love-making session? A first crush? A desired one will also have their face molded on top of all the carcasses as they flow away. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER III [ 0000 ] THE RETALIATORS: ERA OF RADICALON - RATED C
Agent Dick Angry takes it upon himself to assemble a team of miscreant aliens to invade the hell out of "Planet Earth." The aliens include Zorn, an intelligent toaster; Crisis, a blue-skinned beauty that turns purple when she's aroused; Trish, a rogue miniature ficus with a criminal record; and General Cerealia, a handsome, ripped man who beats evil-doers with his laptop and who looks suspiciously like CERES' programmer, Elias.
This adventurous romp will feature the tragic memories of death interweaving with the destruction of the "Planet Earth." Those who attend will see first-hand the memories of their own worlds slowly being demolished before their eyes and all their loved ones screaming in agony. Then it'll loop itself again and again for the last hour of the film. Enjoy! This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
THEATER IV [ 0000 ]
DECEASE HARDER II - RATED D
Jack McJack is a cop who is having none of your shit. In this action film, he will ride around on a velociraptor and go around punching evil-doers and detonating them with land mines. If you want all the violence in the world, this is the film for you. Watch as every second is filled with pointless explosions and every curse word in all the known languages in Cerealia.
Of course, spliced between every action scene will be every embarrassing moment of your life being played out for you and only you. Or is it? Start sweating and looking in every direction as you begin to wonder if everyone else can see that time you tripped and fell on your senpai almost kissing him (sacre bleu D= !)
BONUS - THEATER V [ whyo'clock ]
YARD-DOOR PEOPLE OF QUESTIONABLE MORALS - RATED Z
This is a touching film about tenderness and coming together to overcome obstacles and achieve greatness. The Yard-Door people run into danger when an evil megalord starts polluting the air with negative feelings. The Yard-Door people must band together and save the world through kindness. They will go and help their neighbors get across the street, rake up leaves from their lawns, donate canned food to the poor, and collect toys for children who do not have any.
While this film will draw tears from your eyes, you will see happy memories. The happiest that can be mustered. They will be spliced in with the scenes in the movie, occurring side-by-side with all the smiles and fuzzy feelings leaking off the screens. This will only be visible to the viewer himself/herself.
Also, beware! This film contains the angriest of Theater Cleaning Robots. Dropping anything on the floor will result in a bit of a flogging with a wooden paddle and a robot calling you a dirty slut and claiming that you like it. Yes, BDSM robots will not take your bad behavior. You better bend over and start apologizing for being such a filthy, little theater-goer.
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She perks at his admittance, but at his comment about coming here along for her sake, Yuuki puffs her cheeks slightly because she totally knows better than that?! He didn't know she was here (did he...?!)
But she does glance around at his comment about scaring them all away and she does let out a small sigh of relief. Not that anyone was really bothering her but still if Shinpachi and Souji are here, that means the others could be as well and Kazama was a little bit angering to her with his issues.
But that aside, she's quite glad to be in good company now. ]
You're the best! This place in general is a little creepy even though it is nicer than Zelien. The robot staff is a little scary, too... I don't get it, really, but ...
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And hey, since she's so nicely chattering on, it's easy to ignore it to begin with. And it'll be pretty damn hard to wipe that happy grin off his face unless this all turns out to be some weirdass illusion and Yuuki wasn't here again all along. ]
Yeah, this place's better than Zelien. [ Because nothing could be worse than Zelien. Sure, he's watched a friend die in both places, but at least in this place it was only once.. and it wasn't because he had to put him down himself or anything.. relatively speaking anything seems better after Zelien. ]
It can still be pretty dangerous in its own way though, even when it doesn't seem like it. [ Killer clowns. ] So try to be careful, yeah?
[ He figures he should probably put a little emphasis on it.. Yuuki "SHINPACHI-NII A SNAKE ATE MY PLUSH" Kuran... Climbs up windows and deals with Kazama and gets involved with every single bit of possible danger ever. ]
Although you can always count on me whenever you need help.
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[ that snake thing? Totally unavoidable.
She considers it for a few seconds before her expression grows a little curious. ]
Hey... is that the only movie you've seen?
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The question surprises him a little bit though, and he raises his eyebrows as he looks a little down at her. ]
Nah, not the only one.. I saw a few before in Zelien.
[ Even if that was.. an Experience.. mostly since he didn't realise they were movies rather than real events until halfway through, whoops. ]
They're pretty amazing though..! I've seen some pretty weird stuff from later times, but I think I could live with these coming to Japan, at least. [ If only you knew, Shinpachi.. ]
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Clutching at the fabric at his shoulders, Yuuki attempts to shake him him to make sure he doesn't get distracted and miss how serious this is right now.
Her face = seriousness defined. ]
Shinpachi-nii, that's not what I mean!! I meant—did you see anything weird while watching the movie? I saw something weird in both movies I watched here, already; but it's not just me, right?
[ she hopes she isn't crazy.
She hopes Shinpachi doesn't think she's crazy by having not seen anything himself. ]
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.. No, I haven't seen anything weird.
[ But then again, this is the first movie here he bothered to see, and he got suddenly distracted by Yuuki's popcorn rain over there.. so it's not like he thinks it's impossible for something weird to really have been in the movie. He doesn't trust this place that much, after all - and he trusts Yuuki a lot more than he ever would trust this place to begin with.
It's why his hold on her shifts a little, gets a little more tight.. not painfully so, but more like he's preparing himself to be able to protect her in case some shit does start going down here. ]
What did you see, Yuuki-chan?
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Just... strange images of people on the screen or in place of the stuff happening in the movie. [ she says it rather lamely; the humiliating and embarrassing stuff was easier to reflect on than morbid things or otherwise. she wonders briefly if there's any real connection. ]
...It's okay, though, I think. The first world I was in, it was poisoned, so maybe it's just remnants of that. It was really bad on the mind there. [ which isn't cool to talk about because she hasn't forgotten Zero going off the deepend. ]
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Don't assume it's just you. This place is just as weird as Zelien in some ways, it's probably trying to pull something. [ And the last thing he wants is them screwing with Yuuki right now she's popped up here, honestly.. don't do that to his adopted little sister. ] Don't let it get you paranoid, thinking it's you.
[ With that he moves to slowly and carefully put her down on the ground, making sure she's standing upright on her own feet before he lets go enough to give her a (slightly rough) hair ruffle. ]
Instead of thinking about it too hard, let's get you something. How about some cake, huh?
[ That's what young girls like, right.. probably.. ]
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That sort of confidence in following yourself through and being willing to take on the results is inspiring and she nods even as she's put down. ]
I won't get paranoid, because Shinpachi-nii wouldn't if in my situation!
[ and it's true, because Yuuki really does look up to him for these sorts of things. She blinks at his next suggestion, though, her expression growing in slight awe because— ]
They actually have cakes here—?!
[ she will never turn down delicious food, especially after Zelien and Nuadoria. Their menu choices were the worst, honestly... ]
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Typically Yuuki, really. ]
They sure do!
[ And he's glad to at least be able to deliver some good news here inbetween everything else. ]
No more creamed corn for any of us. Sounds pretty amazing, doesn't it? [ Because Shinpachi sure understands that terrible part about Zelien.. ]